[qazwsx]

Here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...-time.html

[Tuthmosis]

I don't know who the fuck this is, but I just looked her up. This is a before picture:

   

[alphaspiraton]

HOLY SHIT. I REFUSE to believe that a chick can let herself go like that. Recently I have been back on facebook and have been looking at photos of girls who I used to think were drop dead gorgeous in highschool. A lot of them are engaged now but my conclusion was that whether they're engage/married or not, it really starts to go downhill for women at age 23. That's the new expiry age cut off, not 30.

[sine wave killer]

Is she at least pregnant again? that's fucking disgusting either way.

The funny thing is that her husband plays a HUGE beta male on tv (fringe). I guess it's not that far off from real life.

[hypesession]

omg thats really sad

[Tuthmosis]

She looks so comically fat that it almost seems like she's wearing one of those "fat suits."

[Screwston]

She's just a BBW assholes. I bet y'all are all sticks who look like heroin addicts. Judgemental pieces of shit!

[durangotang]

I know of old school doctors who used to yell at women if they gained more than two pounds per month, so after they gave birth they only had maybe a little over five pounds to lose (18 lbs. minus water weight, baby, placenta) - and that is no joke. These women were literally skinnier after child birth except than maybe the top 10% of girls today, and that is to say 5-7 lbs. or so over ideal. Amazing.

Women get told to let go now and eat all they want, and beta men pander to their every gluttonous need. I don't even know what to say - that woman in the above pic is sad, she should have never been encouraged to gain that much weight, and she knows it.

So guys remember, if you get someone preggo perhaps they don't need to gain any more than two pounds per month over the 9 month term.

[Blackhawk]

Karl Lagerfeld already said it:
“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life, so you bought some sweatpants.”

For her second child it looks like she is NOT breastfeeding, which would allow her to lose 650 calories a day. And she's deep in postpartum depression. Again. Her first time:

"For me, breast-feeding was even more painful than giving birth," she wrote. "And despite a lactation consultant offering help, I felt incompetent. I refused to give up, forcing myself to do everything possible so that my son would consume only my breast milk with no supplementation. I forged on, barely sleeping, always either breast feeding or pumping and never getting the hang of it. My husband began shooting a television series, and late evenings when he returned home, I would meet him at the door, shaking with fury ... I screamed expletives at him, behavior he had never experienced in the seven years we had been together." (source)

[Roosh]

Jezebel went apeshit that TMZ made fun of her weight on Mother's Day, saying that she represents "realistic portrayal of post-natal recovery."

http://jezebel.com/5910205/tmz-makes-fat...others-day

[Blackhawk]

(05-15-2012 04:41 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Jezebel went apeshit that TMZ made fun of her weight on Mother's Day, saying that she represents "realistic portrayal of post-natal recovery."

Well, if you're hoping to break into script writing, it probably doesn't hurt to publicly defend movie director Ron Howard's daughter.

Tracie Egan Morrisey just gave birth herself. So you can guess why she hasn't posted any pictures of herself in "realistic post-natal recovery" to her twitter account for the last seven months. Now she faces the veneer of riot girl cred wearing away. She's become just another stay at home mum, watching Judge Judy on People's Court, yelling at the TV and reposting ugly fingernail pictures from pinterest.

She's probably very pleasant to be with in real life. Every last drop of anger gets drained out of her to be utilized in her writing. But it leaves her writing very little-Johnny-One-Note, flat, lacking any variety or depth.

[kbell]

She needs to go paleo stat. That's the dude from fringe. He was kind of beta in fringe too. No wonder why his acting was good.

[assman]

Holy friggin cow! Literally.

[Basil Ransom]

Lol we all know this move - it's the Fugly Girl Two Step™. You're caught walking with a fat ugly girl. Your confidence is sinking quick, at the prospect of being linked with the monster beside you. So you create some distance to make people think you're not together, at least a foot more than normal. Doesn't work so well though when you're married and carrying you and your fat sow's daughter.

How To Look Like White Trash In One Easy Step:

1. Get Fucking Blimp-Sized.

I have a good trolling idea. Are there any high traffic feminist sites that accept guest essays? It looks like Jezebel only has staff writers.

[Hades]

Oh jeeze, and she actually looked pretty good in the Village.

[assman]

(05-15-2012 08:28 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

I have a good trolling idea. Are there any high traffic feminist sites that accept guest essays? It looks like Jezebel only has staff writers.

I would imagine most feminist sites are on lockdown in terms of who they will allow to publish to their site.

There's always reddit.

This reminds of the old bait and switch on Pierce Brosnan:

[Cincinnatus]

Fucked up and sad sight. She was quite bangable before babies and wedding cake came along.

According to Wikipedia she's 31 yrs. old. Great example of how a good looking woman can turn to shit in just a few years' time.

She also developed serious mental issues after childbirth:

Quote:

Howard later admitted to suffering from post-partum depression. Howard had difficulty breast-feeding, which she found to be more painful than experiencing natural child birth and would often cry in the shower. Rather than refer to her son by his name, she would call him "it".

I think we all know better than this, but, don't reproduce with Westernized women, and don't fucking marry them.

[porscheguy]

(05-15-2012 04:34 PM)Blackhawk Wrote:  

Karl Lagerfeld already said it:
“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life, so you bought some sweatpants.”

The man is a genius. Sweatpants are disgusting. And to be honest, yoga pants are just form fitting sweat pants.

The man also had the stones for calling out Adele for being a war pig.

[Basil Ransom]

(05-15-2012 11:06 PM)porscheguy Wrote:  

(05-15-2012 04:34 PM)Blackhawk Wrote:  

Karl Lagerfeld already said it:
“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life, so you bought some sweatpants.”

The man is a genius. Sweatpants are disgusting. And to be honest, yoga pants are just form fitting sweat pants.

The man also had the stones for calling out Adele for being a war pig.

He may have cribbed that from the Roosh canon:

[Roosh]

Her transformation is amazing from a biological standpoint that humans can increase their carriage to super size dimensions in such a short time.

[joehoya]

(05-15-2012 11:28 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

(05-15-2012 11:06 PM)porscheguy Wrote:  

(05-15-2012 04:34 PM)Blackhawk Wrote:  

Karl Lagerfeld already said it:
“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life, so you bought some sweatpants.”

The man is a genius. Sweatpants are disgusting. And to be honest, yoga pants are just form fitting sweat pants.

The man also had the stones for calling out Adele for being a war pig.

He may have cribbed that from the Roosh canon:

I saw that episode of Sienfield back in the '90s and didn't wear sweatpants (other than for working out) afterwards.