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01-11-2017, 05:35 PM
Fastest lay that I can remember so far is this past New Years. Got to talking to a chick that sat next to me. She was pretty drunk and her body language was on me. Touching me, getting close, telling me I'm hot. I told her straight up "you wanna make out?" and she said "not here." so we went to my car where she jerked me for a little bit. Tried to bang her in the back seat but she wouldn't do it. Then later that night we ended up at her place and fucked. All together from the meet to the lay it took about 3 hours I'd say. Been fucking her ever since.
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01-11-2017, 05:48 PM
5 minutes... Right place at the right time.
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01-11-2017, 05:54 PM
Wrong thread. My bad
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01-11-2017, 09:02 PM
I swear this is true:
It was 2013 and I was backpacking Costa Rica at some small quiet touristy town in Costa Rica called Monteverde. This town had about the same sexual vibe as a church, sex was the last thing on my mind.
I was in my room smoking weed in my private room in the hostel the late afternoon in my room, doing some reading after a long day of sightseeing. I accidentally left the door cracked. A cute 6 American chick comes in without knocking and says "hey you smokin" I was like yeah.
She sits down on my bed and we start fucking within 3 minutes.
Funny to see the OP from 2009 when getting laid within 12 hours of meeting a chick was "crazy" lmao how times have changed ....
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01-12-2017, 10:59 AM
Remember a year and a half ago. My friend at the bar was talking to some chick, they were two so I told her really fat friend that I like to shoot dogs with a BB gun in the eye (not true) after she said that she really loves dogs. But overall was not motivated to help him there much and I thought that he is trying just to do some warm up approaches.
After some time I saw the girl that he spoke to (short slim redhead with glasses, kind of nerdy sexy type), she was dancing alone at the corner of the dance floor and had a really slut like face so I approached, the dancing got dirty immediately, I saw that she is a whore, I pulled her skirt up and bit her ass. After 5-15 min I pulled her out of the club we went around the corner, I started to make out with her, pulled out my dick and she told me "I am on my period so I don't know what you are trying" and I replied "I dont care.". So she sucked my dick for a moment, I pulled the tampon out and started to fuck her from behind, I think that during that short period about 2 people passed us like 2m distance. She went pretty hard, wanted me to slap her ass and stuff, I asked her if she is taking something and she said that she does, so I filled her up, she just went "you fucker" and I left. I assume that the sex happened after 15-30 min, not more for sure.
Oh and she told me that she is a single mother and had a dragon from TES 5 : Skyrim tattooed on her leg so that explains everything.
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01-12-2017, 06:03 PM
this was a couple years ago...I was in another part of the state by myself - in a VERY small town. I went to a restaurant - had dinner by myself (which I really didn't/don't mind) then after went up to the bar and had a beer and watched the end of a soccer game. Decided to go see if anything else was going on in this one block town. 30 ft outside the door here come 3 girls. We walk past each other and I look back and catch one of them checking me out. Hmm - but played it cool (probably too cool but it worked out just fine in this case). Anyway I walk by the two other places in town that could be fun - not much going on - so I hurry up and walk to my hotel, super quick shower and head back to the dinner/bar spot and low and behold they are sitting at the bar I had been sitting at. I belly back up - make a quick joke to the bartender and order another beer. Within 5 minutes I'm involved in their conversation, a fourth girl joins, a tequila shot ensues and as they are leaving they ask me to join them at the next bar. Well OK. 3 out of 4 are cute. but one of them is flat out not interested. No worries. Over the next hour or two both of the other two cute ones are digging me. One of their guy friends joins but he was harmless. I was 40. If told them an age I'm sure I lied and said 33 or something. They were 23. One was cuter and had a better body (really nice perfect young curves) than the other, who was thinner - spinner. After not long the thinner one said do you want to get out of here. I was more attracted to the other one but... Bird in Hand.... So I went and fucked her brains out at her apartment.
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01-13-2017, 10:44 AM
Literally 2 minutes from meeting on beach to fucking on a random boat. I've also had several in the 1-3 hour range from night game.
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01-13-2017, 01:29 PM
5 min.
this is going to sound like trolling, but its a true story and a fools mate as Neil Straus would say, so not really anything to brag about in my opinion. long time ago, when i lived in New York City, i was at a bar watching the sunday night NFL game. spent most of the 2nd half chatting up a 7. Game is almost over, I get her number, she's leaving and I'm waiting for the check. Slutty looking 8 walks in. I look her up and down aggressively. She comes over to me and says, I need a man to fuck me tonight. I told her, "I live a block and half away." that was the full extent of our conversation, so you could call it 20 seconds if you want. I throw down some cash and we are back to my place in 5 min. Screwed all night long, lots of variety, etc. She's leaving in the morning and she shows me a yellow page ad with her photo on it under escorts. She asked me for cab fare but all i had wa $7, lol. Now, how did this happen? I have no ideal. I'm not bad looking, but I don't think in this case I can take credit for anything. Did someone else pay her? I don't see why. I had a moderately prestigious job but I don't know why someone would have paid for all night service for me, and no one ever took credit. Anyway, I certainly got my moneys worth, lol. There was always crazy stuff happening to you in NY when you live there - not always like this, but crazy nonetheless.
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01-13-2017, 07:53 PM
Sounds almost like a good samaritan paid her to just donate her services to the first person who came around.
Sounds like a great thing for a generous red-piller to do. Sort of the equivalent to feeding a child in Africa!
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01-13-2017, 08:05 PM
Nothing groundbreaking here.
Probably 45 minutes to an hour, online dates a few times at bar around the corner from my house, 1 drink, then back to my house and a little hanging and then start hooking up and bang.
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01-13-2017, 08:09 PM
I once fucked a girl about five minutes after showing up to her place, but I'd known her for a while before that and had done a lot of legwork through text/messaging previously, so I'm not sure that really counts.
I'd say my average "pull" time is about two-to-three hours. I once invited a Latina from OkCupid over to an apartment I had at the time for "Netflix and Chill" and managed to snag a first-date (raw dog) butt fuck from her. So far, that's been the only time I've been able to pull that off. I'd just gotten out of a LTR and had a seriously case of the "fuck-its." I wouldn't take chances like that anymore. Nowadays, I'd want to wrap it up until getting to know the chick a little better first.
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01-14-2017, 07:25 AM
My quickest lay was a crazy Tinder pharmacist girl. Face of a 5, body of a 7.
We match at 11am, after 5 minute bullshit talk, she tells me she can take 1 hour lunch break at 1pm at come to my place (I lived 3 blocks away from the pharmacy she worked at). I had a small flu so I told her to bring me free medicine.
I jump in the shower at 12:45, just when I hoped in, she rings the bell. I opened the door with a towel on my waist and all wet from the shower (At that time I was pretty damn shredded).
I opened the door, she literally jump on top of me. We were banging literally 5 minutes after I opened the door. She wanted to BANG without a rubber. Jesus I am glad I had condoms in every room in my house. Anyway, After I finish, she started talking to me about her cheating boyfriend and she just needed a good lay to get it over with.
We banged 3 times, then she had to go back to work.
Bitch stole one of my apples and left a shitty cooper ring on my nightstand, which I still keep as a reminder of how easy sex is this days. After she left, she deleted my number and block me on tinder. Never heard from her again.
I guess she is coming back to the cheating boyfriend haha
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01-14-2017, 08:25 AM
20 min with a Nara girl in Osaka. Walked her from dotonbori to my building to show her view.
There were people up there so we only stayed a few seconds. On way down I pulled her into my room. She says no. I look at her cocked head. She says ok 2 min!
Start making out. She says ok have to meet my friends. I'm like ok. Walk to door. Wall slam her and go under her skirt start spidey fingering her wet cunt. She melts.
Throw her down on tatami. Spit out my gum and Fuck her hard. She's pulling me into her. Answering texts from friends. Gum got inher hair had to cut it out. She left super pissed. Don't even know her name.
20 min meet to fuck. And it as my first night in the new apt. My mltr from Tokyo had wanted to take Shinkansen that afternoon and I refused. Cost me the relationship but it was a long time coming anyway.
Hit dotonobori so many nights after to cold approach. Never repeated this feat. Pulled girls but they almost never agreed to come inside.