At the Taco Bell near my job, they have these combo boxes with a couple different items in it. Fine, slim white chick at the register. I walk up and say:
Me: "I want to try YOUR beefy, spicy box."
Her: "Can I get you anything else?" She's totally oblivious to the come on...
Me:
"Uh no thanks"
Her: "That'll be $4.38 please." She takes money and starts typing on the keypad with these ghetto-ass, long, decorated fingernails.
Me: "That's pretty cool the touchpad works with those lengthy fingernails of yours." I was being an ass at this point, totally facetious. She thought I was serious.
Her: face lights up.. "Oh I know right! It's soooo cool!"
Me:
I was totally bummed that the fingernail compliment got her to smile and break character and the beefy box line didn't do anything, I just walked away with my food and didn't bother trying to go further.