[Greek kamaki]

Once I asked:"How did you pass face control?"

[americanInEurope]

Which do you think is better, thug luvin or gangsta luvin.

LOL a classic from the Game. Got me laid tho

[Pilgrim37]

" I suffer from amnesia,do I come here often?"

[loverboyy]

Shall we shag now or shag later

[soup]

I haven't used this yet, but the funniest pick up line would have to be:

"Do you want to see my diarrhea."

[Deluge]

(05-03-2012 04:02 PM)Greek kamaki Wrote:  

Once I asked:"How did you pass face control?"

Ouch!

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

and "You know ying-yang tattoo's are really cliche, right?"

[Cooze Hound]

Me: What has a 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
Slut: What?
Me: My Zipper.

An oldy but a goody.

[Amsterdao!]

(05-01-2012 01:37 PM)Riker Wrote:  

This girl opened me at a bar basically and the second thing she asked was what I did for a living. I told her I stay home and jack off all day and she loved it, gave me a high five, and we kept talking for a long time.

That's a good one...or you could say you only play videogames all day long and use cocaine just to stay awake...next time i will try this one. No matter what the outcome will be