Your 24 hour record notch count
While we're at it, what's your record for Olsen twins banged in a 24-hour period?
Me? record is 3.
1.5-2 on a regular basis.
Me? record is 3.
1.5-2 on a regular basis.
Unique notches? The shit, man.
Quote: (04-27-2012 08:10 PM)Feo Wrote:
anyways, fuck this thread. go out and get laid..
dude, this is your thread.
I wanna hear how you banged 5 different girls in 24 hours.
And, they better be all brand new girls that you never banged before.
You said in the thread opener..
Quote: (04-27-2012 01:34 PM)Feo Wrote:
Not counting repeat bangs
Story please..
3 girls in less than 12 hours.
New years eve, i was 17 at the time. So i see this girl (kirsty) who i had not seen in months. She is with her best friend, the one who i tried to fuck while i was fucking kirsty months ago. Long story short, i take both of them to my house, i take Kirsty to my room and fuck her, i go to my living room and tell this boy from my college who was probably a virgin at the time to go fuck Kirsty in my bedroom, now i move to the girl in the living room and started fucking her right there. After few hours, this girl who i had met the day before comes to my house and we started fucking.
Note that i have fucked Kirsty before that day, the other two girls were new bangs, i know you said no repeat bangs, but fuck it, 3 is 3.
New years eve, i was 17 at the time. So i see this girl (kirsty) who i had not seen in months. She is with her best friend, the one who i tried to fuck while i was fucking kirsty months ago. Long story short, i take both of them to my house, i take Kirsty to my room and fuck her, i go to my living room and tell this boy from my college who was probably a virgin at the time to go fuck Kirsty in my bedroom, now i move to the girl in the living room and started fucking her right there. After few hours, this girl who i had met the day before comes to my house and we started fucking.
Note that i have fucked Kirsty before that day, the other two girls were new bangs, i know you said no repeat bangs, but fuck it, 3 is 3.
I think when Feo said not counting repeat bangs he meant not counting banging the same girl more than once in a 24 hour period (ie - only unique bangs count), and did not mean strictly new notches. But what the hell do I know?
Anyway, my personal record is two separate unique bangs. I've still yet to get a natural hat trick in a 24 hour span. Always been a goal of mine though.
Anyway, my personal record is two separate unique bangs. I've still yet to get a natural hat trick in a 24 hour span. Always been a goal of mine though.
I remember 5 on my 18th birthday but can't remember how many or them were new. I remember 3 one night that I lost my car and ended up at a girls house with her friends. The first one put something in the oven and fell asleep in a bed room and I decided to bring the food in and fuck her then I pounded the other one on the couch for a while and the third gave me a ride home and was almost out of gas so she came in to hit my change jar and I pounded her too
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On the boat for the weekend three is about normal but 2 usually are repeats. On the water it's not hard solo hitting tiki bars and beaches. Add in a few online girls that you pick up at whatever beach you're at and troll jet ski rental places.
I banged three girls at once that were all new on thanksgiving a few years ago. It was kinda gross though because they all were drunk and eating their togo dinners from the bar while we were doing it. Turkey. Mashed potatoes gravy etc.
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On the boat for the weekend three is about normal but 2 usually are repeats. On the water it's not hard solo hitting tiki bars and beaches. Add in a few online girls that you pick up at whatever beach you're at and troll jet ski rental places.
I banged three girls at once that were all new on thanksgiving a few years ago. It was kinda gross though because they all were drunk and eating their togo dinners from the bar while we were doing it. Turkey. Mashed potatoes gravy etc.
Quote: (04-28-2012 08:26 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
the third gave me a ride home and was almost out of gas so she came in to hit my change jar and I pounded her too
Quote: (04-28-2012 08:26 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
and eating their togo dinners from the bar while we were doing it. Turkey. Mashed potatoes gravy etc.
I think its time for you to start a blog
Quote: (04-28-2012 08:44 PM)Giovonny Wrote:
Quote: (04-28-2012 08:26 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
the third gave me a ride home and was almost out of gas so she came in to hit my change jar and I pounded her too
Quote: (04-28-2012 08:26 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
and eating their togo dinners from the bar while we were doing it. Turkey. Mashed potatoes gravy etc.
I think its time for you to start a blog
Wholeheartedly agree. Mech if you put together all your batshit crazy stories together you'd have enough material for a trilogy Hollywood series
Quote: (04-28-2012 10:53 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:I lack discipline and writing skills but I have ideas for a couple movies and a sitcom. I need to find someone to help me.
Quote: (04-28-2012 08:44 PM)Giovonny Wrote:
Quote: (04-28-2012 08:26 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
the third gave me a ride home and was almost out of gas so she came in to hit my change jar and I pounded her too
Quote: (04-28-2012 08:26 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
and eating their togo dinners from the bar while we were doing it. Turkey. Mashed potatoes gravy etc.
I think its time for you to start a blog
Wholeheartedly agree. Mech if you put together all your batshit crazy stories together you'd have enough material for a trilogy Hollywood series
Quote: (04-27-2012 03:37 PM)AntiTrace Wrote:
Ill give you the benefit of the doubt Feo, because your prior posts have been pretty legit. 5 new notches in 24 is hard to believe, but not impossible. 2 or 3 new notches a day on a regular a basis is where you trip my bullshit detector and where there is smoke there is normally fire.
If its a woman making that claim then its more believable.
well 3... but fell asleep on the 4th. I was trying to get the record of 4.
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Quote: (04-29-2012 09:58 AM)el mechanico Wrote:
Quote: (04-28-2012 10:53 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:I lack discipline and writing skills but I have ideas for a couple movies and a sitcom. I need to find someone to help me.
Quote: (04-28-2012 08:44 PM)Giovonny Wrote:
Quote: (04-28-2012 08:26 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
the third gave me a ride home and was almost out of gas so she came in to hit my change jar and I pounded her too
Quote: (04-28-2012 08:26 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
and eating their togo dinners from the bar while we were doing it. Turkey. Mashed potatoes gravy etc.
I think its time for you to start a blog
Wholeheartedly agree. Mech if you put together all your batshit crazy stories together you'd have enough material for a trilogy Hollywood series
My neighbor is a very well connected editor who works for Discovery channel. Just sayin
My record is 3....I paid for one of them though, lol.
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