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Roosh 5 the video game
04-25-2012, 10:11 AM
I think Roosh is worthy of a video game.
How it would work....You could add your own versions....
Start out in parents basement in DC and gain points/credits to buy flights and other things that help your success by pulling tail.
Can't pull you have to hit up the brothel and lose points etc.
When books are released you get more points to keep moving also but you have to make it and pull enough in that country to make the book happen.
I have more ideas...
Good idea? Does anyone here have the skills to do this? PC based XX rated
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04-25-2012, 10:35 AM
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Roosh 5 the video game
04-25-2012, 10:42 AM
lose points be being a beta white knight
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04-25-2012, 10:44 AM
Great idea! Don't remember the Leisure Suit Larry games?
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04-25-2012, 10:49 AM
Showing my age here but when I was a kid i bought a video adventure game for my TRS-80 and I was expecting some graphics but it was all words like........
You entered a door and there's a dragon and a sword against the wall or some shit and you had to type a response of what to do. It really sucked but the nerd kids loved it.
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Roosh 5 the video game
04-25-2012, 11:01 AM
Tuth I can't see your plug ins. I like the fighting game. I had one for playstation but don't remember what it's called. My idea was a real game with sex and all that though. Russian mobsters, Icelandic gov trying to extradite you, face control at clubs the whole deal.
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Roosh 5 the video game
04-25-2012, 11:28 AM
Leisure Suit Larry was brilliant, although at times its syntax frustrated me... but really really nice game. There is almost zero chance of it being recreated because some government agency would instantly ban it due to "heavy sexism".
p.s. notice that the full title of Leisure Suit Larry was "LEISURE SUIT LARRY IN THE LAND OF THE LOUNGE LIZARDS" :rofl:
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Roosh 5 the video game
04-25-2012, 12:09 PM
This flash game already exists online. It's called "Jake's Booty Call" and has been around and refined for many years now.
hxxp://rompgame.com/
You can play the free episodes to get a taste of what its like (i.e. Mardi Gras).
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Roosh 5 the video game
04-25-2012, 12:20 PM
Can't wait for Leisure Suit Larry to come back. It's already fully funded on Kickstarter.
As for a Roosh game, you could have dialogue and you'd have to spot shit tests and respond accordingly.
The more player points you have, the better the responses available to you, the more clues you'd get about what would work on a particular girl.
The seduction process could work like the persuasion system in the last Deus Ex game, where you have to use a different approach depending on personality type (the game classifies people as Alpha, Beta or Omega), personality traits (confidence, rationality, perceptiveness, etc.) and psychological profile (what motivates them, how they see the world):
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04-25-2012, 12:41 PM
I like the idea of a troll at every level that you'd have to defeat, all leading up to the final confrontation with the Indian Race Troll at the end of the game.
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Roosh 5 the video game
04-25-2012, 01:28 PM
Leisure Suit Larry!!!!
My brother is 8 years older than me, and I remember him getting that game when I was a kid, he was all secretive about it at first, but I eventually got him to explain the game to me. That shit doesn't get any more classic. That would be funny if Roosh dressed up at Leisure Suit Larry for Halloween one year.
Anyone play romp.com back in the early 2000's? I was a big fan of it as a freshman in college, basically you're "Jake" a twenty-something pot loving SoCal bro, who's aim every episode is to get laid. You get a variety of options to choose from on your quest to get laid.
This site still has a few free games to play:
http://rompgame.com/
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04-25-2012, 03:14 PM
It has to be a standing arcade game.
When you 'creep out' a girl, a door opens where the quarters are deposited, and a foot in a stiletto heel kicks you in the nuts.
Also, there have to be gangs of roving dykes that gang up on you and cut your balls off.
If you drink too many bottles of beer, a fat swamp-donkey appears and leads you off screen.
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04-25-2012, 04:52 PM
guys, don't forget the most important Gadget & Accessoire for the WII version:
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04-25-2012, 06:54 PM
Quote: (04-25-2012 10:57 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
Mortal Kombat version:
OMG, i just had tears in my eyes from laughing when i saw this. Instant classic.
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