Guys,
I'm still a noob. So please go easy on me if I sound ignorant. I've gone through the archives and it was only after sufficient research that I felt this post was warranted.
I was informed by confidential sources that the purveyors of poon on this site will have the answers to questions that torment my soul. I will be having three months of time starting July whereby I can travel the world. The question that torments my soul is where in Eastern Europe must I spend my time in order to satisfy my craving for snatch. A bit of background information
1. I'm an Indian guy and English is the only European language I can speak.
2. I like to have sex
3. I'm willing to work for it, a.k.a. become an approach machine and peruse the archives on this site deeply cogitating on their inner meaning and deep philosophical underpinnings
4. i'm not willing pay for it
5. i'm not willing to get beaten up by racists for it
6. I'll be there July, August, September
Some requirements of the places
1. Eastern/Central Europe
2. The young women of the place must be able to converse in English. How else will they appreciate my subtle and ironic humor thus providing me with the validation I and every healthy male so desperately craves?
3. The women of the place must be open to sleeping with a dark brown guy. For reference, Mixx (that latin lover) is a light brown guy. I don't mean jungle fever or some such thing. I'm not looking for pussy paradise. Those are only for tanned, handsome men of Caucasian extraction of which I, alas, am not a part. A fighting chance is all I ask for.
4. I know that the local guys never like it when foreign men come to their shores to poke their women. But as they say, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." I don't care about the local males as long as they don't physically assault me in a dark alley (or even a bright alley come to think of it) thus robbing me of my devilish good lucks.
5. During those three months, the place must not be deserted, i.e. everyone leaving the country during the holidays. This is likely since those are summer vacation months.
6. Densely populated. If it is a small town then my heavily approach oriented game will turn me into "that guy" in a matter of weeks or even days.
If any of you have any pointers, opinions, advice, criticism, 2 cents, please feel free to chip in. All input gratefully accepted.
~Masculineffort
I'm still a noob. So please go easy on me if I sound ignorant. I've gone through the archives and it was only after sufficient research that I felt this post was warranted.
I was informed by confidential sources that the purveyors of poon on this site will have the answers to questions that torment my soul. I will be having three months of time starting July whereby I can travel the world. The question that torments my soul is where in Eastern Europe must I spend my time in order to satisfy my craving for snatch. A bit of background information
1. I'm an Indian guy and English is the only European language I can speak.
2. I like to have sex
3. I'm willing to work for it, a.k.a. become an approach machine and peruse the archives on this site deeply cogitating on their inner meaning and deep philosophical underpinnings
4. i'm not willing pay for it
5. i'm not willing to get beaten up by racists for it
6. I'll be there July, August, September
Some requirements of the places
1. Eastern/Central Europe
2. The young women of the place must be able to converse in English. How else will they appreciate my subtle and ironic humor thus providing me with the validation I and every healthy male so desperately craves?
3. The women of the place must be open to sleeping with a dark brown guy. For reference, Mixx (that latin lover) is a light brown guy. I don't mean jungle fever or some such thing. I'm not looking for pussy paradise. Those are only for tanned, handsome men of Caucasian extraction of which I, alas, am not a part. A fighting chance is all I ask for.
4. I know that the local guys never like it when foreign men come to their shores to poke their women. But as they say, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." I don't care about the local males as long as they don't physically assault me in a dark alley (or even a bright alley come to think of it) thus robbing me of my devilish good lucks.
5. During those three months, the place must not be deserted, i.e. everyone leaving the country during the holidays. This is likely since those are summer vacation months.
6. Densely populated. If it is a small town then my heavily approach oriented game will turn me into "that guy" in a matter of weeks or even days.
If any of you have any pointers, opinions, advice, criticism, 2 cents, please feel free to chip in. All input gratefully accepted.
~Masculineffort