A hilarious rejection makes for a far better story than a normal SNL story, so post them here.
1. I was in my home town at the local corner bar. I see a cute brunette who I had never seen before sitting alone at the end of the bar. I go up to her and ask her "Why are you sitting down here all by yourself?" with a smile on my face. She turns to me and screams at the top of her lungs "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" I'm like "Whoa! I'm being perfectly nice, calm now." and I take a step back and am laughing because it's so ridiculous. She screams something like "FUCK YOU! NO YOU'RE NOT! LEAVE ME ALONE! GET AWAY FROM ME!" like a crazy woman. The bartender kicks her out and is like yeah, she's crazy.
The hilarious/ridiculous part? The girl is partially def so the whole time she's screaming she sounds like she has down syndrome.
2. I'm at a club here in Bangkok with a couple of friends who live here, and one guy from California who has never been to Thailand before. Me and the new guy go up to a table of 3 or 4 Thai girls and open. The girl I am talking to is really sweet and the set is going well. The guy from California is a bit of a wild man and is getting his wild dance moves on and then he grabs up the girls hookah and starts smoking on it without asking. Probably something these reserved Thai girls are not used to.
About 2 minutes later the bottle service guy comes over and says "Ladies not want you" very politely. I didn't hear him at first, so he repeats, "Sorry, ladies not want you". I look at my buddy who is smoking their hookah and dancing like a wild man and I'm like yo, we gotta go. Still haven't heard the end of this one from guys at Jiu Jitsu who were there.
1. I was in my home town at the local corner bar. I see a cute brunette who I had never seen before sitting alone at the end of the bar. I go up to her and ask her "Why are you sitting down here all by yourself?" with a smile on my face. She turns to me and screams at the top of her lungs "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" I'm like "Whoa! I'm being perfectly nice, calm now." and I take a step back and am laughing because it's so ridiculous. She screams something like "FUCK YOU! NO YOU'RE NOT! LEAVE ME ALONE! GET AWAY FROM ME!" like a crazy woman. The bartender kicks her out and is like yeah, she's crazy.
The hilarious/ridiculous part? The girl is partially def so the whole time she's screaming she sounds like she has down syndrome.
2. I'm at a club here in Bangkok with a couple of friends who live here, and one guy from California who has never been to Thailand before. Me and the new guy go up to a table of 3 or 4 Thai girls and open. The girl I am talking to is really sweet and the set is going well. The guy from California is a bit of a wild man and is getting his wild dance moves on and then he grabs up the girls hookah and starts smoking on it without asking. Probably something these reserved Thai girls are not used to.
About 2 minutes later the bottle service guy comes over and says "Ladies not want you" very politely. I didn't hear him at first, so he repeats, "Sorry, ladies not want you". I look at my buddy who is smoking their hookah and dancing like a wild man and I'm like yo, we gotta go. Still haven't heard the end of this one from guys at Jiu Jitsu who were there.