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Man allegedly commits 10 felonies in 9 hours
04-11-2012, 10:29 AM
The comments on that article are hilarious.
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Man allegedly commits 10 felonies in 9 hours
04-11-2012, 11:16 AM
Haha.
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Man allegedly commits 10 felonies in 9 hours
04-11-2012, 01:04 PM
This was epic. It has to be true because you can't make shit like this up.
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Man allegedly commits 10 felonies in 9 hours
04-11-2012, 01:40 PM
"Todd then reportedly robbed several of the hotel guests. He knocked on their door pretending to be a female housekeeper, then robbed them at gunpoint. He was also reportedly crying while doing so."
I'm betting on "Emotionally distraught beta dumped by girlfriend."
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Man allegedly commits 10 felonies in 9 hours
04-11-2012, 03:00 PM
I'm thinking meth or xanax.
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Man allegedly commits 10 felonies in 9 hours
04-11-2012, 03:14 PM
When you do drugs, you get on a Greyhound.
When you get on a Greyhound, you go to Nashville.
When you get to Nashville, you break into a store for ammo, guns, and a taser.
When you have a taser, you feel compelled to hold people hostage, rob them, and tase them.
When you tase someone, you feel the urge to defecate all over a hotel wall.
When you defecate over a hotel wall, you will then dress up like a housekeeper and cry while robbing people in their rooms.
Don't dress up like a hotel housekeeper and cry while robbing people in their rooms. Switch from Cable to DirectTv.
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Man allegedly commits 10 felonies in 9 hours
04-11-2012, 09:50 PM
Quote: (04-11-2012 03:00 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:
I'm thinking meth or xanax.
I'm thinking both. He looks like a tweek and it certainly explains the crime spree. Xanax explains the crying. That was the only thing I couldn't figure out while reading the story.
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Man allegedly commits 10 felonies in 9 hours
04-11-2012, 10:40 PM
I honestly hate people with that kind of face (junkies, trash)
When I see a people like that at the bar, I get disgusted and wanna punch them.