Quote: (06-01-2013 08:46 AM)augen sehen Wrote:
I got a new kiss close yesterday and I think I'm going to add it to my repertoire.
I was hanging out with two girls, one who I've kissed and gotten to 2nd base with (ahoy middle school slang) and an Uzbek girl who doesn't drink. Girl #1 got a bit drunk and went to sleep on the Uzbek girl's lap and I was sitting next to her while she gave Girl #1 a massage. I started talking about how I only know how to give tension releasing deep relaxing massages and how what she's doing is so different from my style. She asked me where I learned to massage, and pretty soon I pointed to her free hand and told her some BS about how our hands are full of nerves and need to be relaxed as well so I offered her a hand massage.
Well, I took her hand in mine and started massaging and stopped talking, and pretty soon I felt the environment was right so I turned my face to hers, led her face to mine and kissed her.
Ten minutes before this, she had said yes when I asked her if she had a boyfriend.
Sounds like something Nicholas Sparks wrote.
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