[Aliblahba]

Looks like I'll be heading back the states soon. Time to take another drive down to Emechistan and chase some tail. Hey Emech, you still got that blue visor? My hair is ready for it. I've already been Googling Dominican restaurants. Surprisingly they are N. of you. Get ready to tackle the Latinas in Tampa proper. I've just graduated LBBC.

[el mechanico]

(10-09-2012 03:33 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Looks like I'll be heading back the states soon. Time to take another drive down to Emechistan and chase some tail. Hey Emech, you still got that blue visor? My hair is ready for it. I've already been Googling Dominican restaurants. Surprisingly they are N. of you. Get ready to tackle the Latinas in Tampa proper. I've just graduated LBBC.

Well at least you'll be able to pull and leave all your shit on the nightstand again. I think the Dominican girls think if you've been there that you're a sex tourist. Mine argues with me about it all the time and I told her he country was full of hookers and she said I have no clue and must have went there for that. Other than that I may have a treat for you.

You're probably going to want to go back there after a week..

[Vicious]

Good things to know since Ill be in Tampa and Fort Lauderdale in two weeks. I guess I'll have to drop my usual sophisticated gentleman act.

[el mechanico]

(10-09-2012 05:17 PM)Vicious Wrote:  

Good things to know since Ill be in Tampa and Fort Lauderdale in two weeks. I guess I'll have to drop my usual sophisticated gentleman act.

Are you gonna party with us?

[Timoteo]

Some of those people living in the woods may be ex-cons that are on the sex offender registry. I saw a show some time ago about a guy that finds places to live for guys like that when they get out of prison. He himself is an ex-con on the registry, and he does what he does because he remembers how hard it was for his mom to find him a place to live after he was paroled. When you're on the registry, you can't live within a certain distance to schools or anyplace where children congregate. This guy developed a software that identifies on a map where these places are, and overlays a circle showing a radius (representing the distance within which the offender cannot reside). Sometimes circles overlap, so he finds the areas between the circles and looks for places to live in those areas for the parolees. If he finds a place, he puts as many guys in the house as he can. There may not be enough homes/apartments in those areas, so some of these guys are forced to live in the woods. They can drive to work during the day, or if they have family they can go to their homes or apartments during the day to shower, etc. But they can't sleep there if the place is near a school.

[Aliblahba]

(10-09-2012 05:00 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(10-09-2012 03:33 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Looks like I'll be heading back the states soon. Time to take another drive down to Emechistan and chase some tail. Hey Emech, you still got that blue visor? My hair is ready for it. I've already been Googling Dominican restaurants. Surprisingly they are N. of you. Get ready to tackle the Latinas in Tampa proper. I've just graduated LBBC.

Well at least you'll be able to pull and leave all your shit on the nightstand again. I think the Dominican girls think if you've been there that you're a sex tourist. Mine argues with me about it all the time and I told her he country was full of hookers and she said I have no clue and must have went there for that. Other than that I may have a treat for you.

You're probably going to want to go back there after a week..

I'm ready for the shit tests. No way I'll come off as a sex tourist. Still, will tell the local gals I just returned again from the desert for full effect. What's the treat? I hate surprises.

(10-09-2012 05:17 PM)Vicious Wrote:  

Good things to know since Ill be in Tampa and Fort Lauderdale in two weeks. I guess I'll have to drop my usual sophisticated gentleman act.

How long you gonna be there? The nice southern boy act worked well for me there. Don't think you can hide from us either. It won't take long for word to get around that some dude that sounds like the Muppet Chef is running around looking for pet shops. (Get the irony)?

Emech and I will track you down!!!!! And walk behind you every day acting like IRT's!!!!!

[Vicious]

(10-09-2012 05:26 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(10-09-2012 05:17 PM)Vicious Wrote:  

Good things to know since Ill be in Tampa and Fort Lauderdale in two weeks. I guess I'll have to drop my usual sophisticated gentleman act.

Are you gonna party with us?

I'm bringing my main squeeze (before you ask, she's paying for herself) and she's meeting up with an old modelling acquaintance who is a local so I'm gonna have to spin a tale. I'll get a US At&T/sprint SIM first thing I do when I'm on the ground and drop you guys a line.

[Vicious]

(10-09-2012 05:30 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(10-09-2012 05:17 PM)Vicious Wrote:  

Good things to know since Ill be in Tampa and Fort Lauderdale in two weeks. I guess I'll have to drop my usual sophisticated gentleman act.

How long you gonna be there? The nice southern boy act worked well for me there. Don't think you can hide from us either. It won't take long for word to get around that some dude that sounds like the Muppet Chef is running around looking for pet shops. (Get the irony)?

Emech and I will track you down!!!!! And walk behind you every day acting like IRT's!!!!!

3 days in Tampa, 1 day in Ft. Myers and 3 in Fort Lauderdale. I'll be out in Clearwater. Emech knows at which hotel.

[JohnKreese]

It's obviously not all his fault, but he doesn't help the "fucked up" stigma.

[Sanblz33]

LOL @ this thread.

AZ has the same similarities & there are a lot of ex-cons here running away from "themselves" the only difference is that all of the transients come from the midwest & CA.

[el mechanico]

Here's another local story..
http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/bay...0.facebook

[Private Man]

Yeah, +1 on the Florida thing. I've been down here (Fort Lauderdale area) about eight years and it's a strange place. The closer to the beaches, the weirder the people. Yeah, I live two blocks back but with a full-time white collar gig, I'm something of an exception.

As for the women, it runs the gamut. Western parts of Broward get the MILF crowd, the local hotspots get the typical young, bitchy, entitled attitude. Of course, there are scads of older people. The level of batshit crazy is pretty high. Just this weekend I opened a blonde in front to the local Walgreens. She was getting something from her car - Illinois plates and filled full of stuff. Yup, blondie is running away from Illinois and going to Florida... no job, no place to live, not knowing shit about shit and changing the subject of the conversation every few seconds. Batshit crazy. I gave her some local info and got on my motorcycle and rode off, knowing that I had dodged a bullet.

For the young guys, I do recommend spring break here in Fort Lauderdale. It's getting popular again here and the number of hot college girls who visit is spectacular. I don't game girls that young (I'm 50) but if one fell in my lap, she's staying in my lap.

If you're thinking about spring break, here's a hint: Stay in Lauderdale by the Sea. It's a bit North of Fort Lauderdale Beach but it's less crazy so the girls tend to stay there and use that beach for their daytime stuff and go to Fort Lauderale Beach for their partying (very short cab ride, but a very long drunk walk). The beach is fine and there's a fishing pier. However, the local hotels won't put up with rowdy shit, just keep that in mind. If you want help, just ask.

[Aliblahba]

(10-15-2012 01:30 PM)Private Man Wrote:  

She was getting something from her car - Illinois plates and filled full of stuff. Yup, blondie is running away from Illinois and going to Florida... no job, no place to live, not knowing shit about shit and changing the subject of the conversation every few seconds. Batshit crazy. I gave her some local info and got on my motorcycle and rode off, knowing that I had dodged a bullet.

Emech would have still hit it.

If you guys don't believe Private Man, catch some old reruns of Cops. I think they had whole seasons dedicated to Broward County. Never been down there. I still prefer Tampa Bay Area due to sheer diversity. I get tired of homogeneous places. A lot of cities in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, and Louisiana come to mind. Florida is the Southern outlyer.

The Panhandle suck too. Tallahassee my be good for younger guys due to FSU, but I wasn't impressed too much with the rest.

[brianmark]

(04-05-2012 11:53 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I see all these news thread here and where is all this crazy shit happening? Florida!
Sex for double cheeses, crazy latino jewish guys running around with guns shooting people the list is endless.

There's a bar near my house that has Klan, Ghetto thugs, Outlaws, Pagans, Wiggas, Puerto ricans and Gun toting rednecks all at the same place.

How do you think this turns out nightly? And why is the place full of ass? I have yet to bring any forum member there and have no clue why I go myself but it draws me in.

Some of you may wonder why does all this shit happen in one state. Here's why....

Anyone hiding from the law or who can't make it in their home state comes here. Someone told me once that I-95 is just a sewer pipe connected to NY an NJ. Guys in prison. Fresh start you say? Go to Florida.

Another theory of mine...Loads of people retire here from all over the country. I think that the adult fuck-up kids who can't live without their elderly parents come here to bleed them and after they die they just float around. They say they're moving here to take care of them. Right.

More.. You are not going to freeze here. Come on down you could sleep wherever you want. Dudes live in the woods behind my shop. When you drive down the road you can see those blue tarps in the mangroves. I call them bum camps.

I totally agree with you. It attracts lots of people that fucked up their lives and they want to start over again. I remember meeting a girl that was from Washington State. I think she ran as far as you could run without needing a boat. I love the redneck parts of Florida. Who needs pretentious high classed bitches? I'm not looking for intelligent conversation!

Love the picture of those two girls. They look so Florida. No extra conversation about their big business careers and how they are smarter than men. Just pour them a few more beers and take them home!

[Kona]

There's a vacant lot at the beginning of my street where some people from Pinellas County, FLA have taken up residence. Really it's a nice spot, beachfront, but wooded.

They got two vans parked with front bumpers touching and a blue tarp concoction making a living room connecting the two. I wish I took a picture when I was hanging out with them. One of the vans is the husband/wife team, and the other is the guy's crippled mother. She can't walk, and her disability is these people's bread and butter.

Their other source of income is stealing power lines. They got 55g drums INSIDE of the blue tarp room where they are burning off the insulation. All over in the vans and the tarp room is just covered with black shit from the fire.

Today, I saw the guy wheeling the old lady to the beach park, where they shower, and she was just covered in black crap. They've been at it for days. A cop saw this guy hosing off this naked crippled woman, asked where they lived, and one thing led to another.

The guy got arrested not only for all the stolen Hawaiian Electric marked lines, but they had ONE POUND of meth in there.

Why waste time with the lines at all, just sell the meth and get a real house?

Aloha!

[el mechanico]

(10-17-2012 07:33 PM)Kona Wrote:  

There's a vacant lot at the beginning of my street where some people from Pinellas County, FLA have taken up residence. Really it's a nice spot, beachfront, but wooded.

They got two vans parked with front bumpers touching and a blue tarp concoction making a living room connecting the two. I wish I took a picture when I was hanging out with them. One of the vans is the husband/wife team, and the other is the guy's crippled mother. She can't walk, and her disability is these people's bread and butter.

Their other source of income is stealing power lines. They got 55g drums INSIDE of the blue tarp room where they are burning off the insulation. All over in the vans and the tarp room is just covered with black shit from the fire.

Today, I saw the guy wheeling the old lady to the beach park, where they shower, and she was just covered in black crap. They've been at it for days. A cop saw this guy hosing off this naked crippled woman, asked where they lived, and one thing led to another.

The guy got arrested not only for all the stolen Hawaiian Electric marked lines, but they had ONE POUND of meth in there.

Why waste time with the lines at all, just sell the meth and get a real house?

Aloha!

I live in Pinellas county. Yup our county flag has two blue tarps and seven orange extension cords on it. Have they started cooking household wiring on the charcoal grill yet to get the coating off? Pm me their names maybe I know them. Stealing copper is the county sport/ passtime. You guys have surfing and we have metal recycling. It's in the blood man! He probably couldn't control himself when he saw it.

[Kona]

(10-17-2012 07:58 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(10-17-2012 07:33 PM)Kona Wrote:  

There's a vacant lot at the beginning of my street where some people from Pinellas County, FLA have taken up residence. Really it's a nice spot, beachfront, but wooded.

They got two vans parked with front bumpers touching and a blue tarp concoction making a living room connecting the two. I wish I took a picture when I was hanging out with them. One of the vans is the husband/wife team, and the other is the guy's crippled mother. She can't walk, and her disability is these people's bread and butter.

Their other source of income is stealing power lines. They got 55g drums INSIDE of the blue tarp room where they are burning off the insulation. All over in the vans and the tarp room is just covered with black shit from the fire.

Today, I saw the guy wheeling the old lady to the beach park, where they shower, and she was just covered in black crap. They've been at it for days. A cop saw this guy hosing off this naked crippled woman, asked where they lived, and one thing led to another.

The guy got arrested not only for all the stolen Hawaiian Electric marked lines, but they had ONE POUND of meth in there.

Why waste time with the lines at all, just sell the meth and get a real house?

Aloha!

I live in Pinellas county. Yup our county flag has two blue tarps and seven orange extension cords on it. Have they started cooking household wiring on the charcoal grill yet to get the coating off? Pm me their names maybe I know them. Stealing copper is the county sport/ passtime. You guys have surfing and we have metal recycling. It's in the blood man! He probably couldn't control himself when he saw it.

I'm gonna get their names.

It's a small 50ish blond haired woman, an skinny tall guy named Robert with a big top part of his head and black hair. He claims to be some type of travel service salesman, similar to timeshares. He says the company he works for moved him out here. The old lady is in a wheelchair and has those legs that look like they are smashed together.

That's exactly what they are doing. He's cooking off the insulation right inside this teepee type place they live in.

Aloha!

[el mechanico]

(10-17-2012 08:26 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(10-17-2012 07:58 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(10-17-2012 07:33 PM)Kona Wrote:  

There's a vacant lot at the beginning of my street where some people from Pinellas County, FLA have taken up residence. Really it's a nice spot, beachfront, but wooded.

They got two vans parked with front bumpers touching and a blue tarp concoction making a living room connecting the two. I wish I took a picture when I was hanging out with them. One of the vans is the husband/wife team, and the other is the guy's crippled mother. She can't walk, and her disability is these people's bread and butter.

Their other source of income is stealing power lines. They got 55g drums INSIDE of the blue tarp room where they are burning off the insulation. All over in the vans and the tarp room is just covered with black shit from the fire.

Today, I saw the guy wheeling the old lady to the beach park, where they shower, and she was just covered in black crap. They've been at it for days. A cop saw this guy hosing off this naked crippled woman, asked where they lived, and one thing led to another.

The guy got arrested not only for all the stolen Hawaiian Electric marked lines, but they had ONE POUND of meth in there.

Why waste time with the lines at all, just sell the meth and get a real house?

Aloha!

I live in Pinellas county. Yup our county flag has two blue tarps and seven orange extension cords on it. Have they started cooking household wiring on the charcoal grill yet to get the coating off? Pm me their names maybe I know them. Stealing copper is the county sport/ passtime. You guys have surfing and we have metal recycling. It's in the blood man! He probably couldn't control himself when he saw it.

I'm gonna get their names.

It's a small 50ish blond haired woman, an skinny tall guy named Robert with a big top part of his head and black hair. He claims to be some type of travel service salesman, similar to timeshares. He says the company he works for moved him out here. The old lady is in a wheelchair and has those legs that look like they are smashed together.

That's exactly what they are doing. He's cooking off the insulation right inside this teepee type place they live in.

Aloha!

Has the blonde tried to suck you off yet? I'll bet you anything they try to get freaky with you if you go back over. I'll bet the old lady gets about 200 oxys a month to supplement them and their main plan is to ship weed back here.

Another thing..You'll see it coming but don't trust them too much or get them involved with anything you do. People here are notorious rats. Even if your truck looses a hubcap near their house just look for it don't ask because they'll start coming over with bullshit to your place all the time.

[GameTheory]

(04-05-2012 02:07 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

(04-05-2012 02:03 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  

Reminds me Tuthmosis breaking down el mechanico's style of game:

Quote:

You guys don't realize that Mechanico is working a totally different angle of game than anyone here. The blue-collar, the divey, the shit-hole, the dangerous: he knows how to find the diamonds in those roughs.

From the thread Taking a girl to the greyhound track

I'll be the first to admit though, that white trash girls, provided they're not fat, can be pretty hot.

what about this ? hot or not ???

[el mechanico]

Fetish-con Tampa in 9 days...
http://www.fetishcon.com/main.php

[MrXY]

Here's a parasailing accident that recently happened in my town. Dumbass boat crew put them up when a squall was coming inshore, the line broke and they were blown into the beach condos and badly injured

[el mechanico]

Those parasail dudes are all clowns!

[Tex Pro]

Florida to execute mentally ill man despite constitutional prohibition:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/au...n-ferguson

[Caligula]

Kona, what happened with your new neighbours in the end?

[MrXY]

(08-05-2013 02:14 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Those parasail dudes are all clowns!

My cousin is on a parasail crew and he agrees with you. He wasn''t involved in this accident but know the guys who were.

Here's another story from my town about the guy who wants to become a human Maxi pad

Quote:

By Aja Romano on April 08, 2013 Email

It's never easy to realize your dream, especially when that dream is to become the first human disposable sanitary napkin.



"Pad Gardner," as he calls himself, works at a movie theater in Panama City, Florida. A former theater major, he's a huge Twilight fan and an ardent gay-rights supporter. He loves vampires and werewolves. Next month he's doing a walk across America to raise awareness for his favorite cause: teaching women to avoid Toxic Shock Syndrome from tampons.

He sees a psychiatrist and a therapist regularly, perhaps to work through the sexual abuse he discusses on his YouTube channel, TheFemininePad. He's also active on Google+, Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, and DeviantArt, posting regular updates and talking with his followers.

At the start of 2013, Gardner made four resolutions:

1. To get my legal first name changed to Pad.
2. To start preparing for life as a feminine pad.
3. To set a world record for having the largest pad collection.
4. To become a pink disposable feminine pad.

Risking ridicule, alienation, and backlash, Gardner has been diligently reaching out across a myriad of social networks looking for friends to support him in his ultimate goal: to serve his purpose for eight hours as an overnight pad (preferably a Kotex).

He says he can't talk to coworkers for fear of harassment, and he hasn't spoken to any members of his family since July, but nothing has dissuaded him from pursuing his dream of one night absorbing a woman's menstrual blood.

For research, Gardner collects feminine pads and spends hours meticulously photographing them from every possible angle. He says he's working on setting a world record for the largest collection of pads. "Currently I own 1407 pads and 57 packs of pads. … I am planning to donate myself and all the pads in the collection to women in need of pads once I have become a pad finally," he writes on his YouTube About page and DeviantArt account, which houses a gallery full of his explorations into feminine hygiene.

As evidenced in the Q&A session on his YouTube channel, Gardner knows more details about the history and dynamics of feminine products than many women do. He also fully supports women who use tampons and menstrual cups—whatever makes them feel more comfortable.

But for himself, Gardner seems to have made up his mind about his long-term goal: he wants to become an overnight pad, preferably Kotex because of their association with the color pink, his favorite. After that? He'll spend the rest of his existence as a disposed pad, contemplating the joy he experienced at having fulfilled his ultimate purpose.

http://www.dailydot.com/society/florida-...-maxi-pad/

This kook works at a local movie theater where he's probably making people's popcorn tonight