[alphamale87]

So Saturday night I went out with one of my law school friends over to his FB's apartment in Brickell to pregame. We get there and there's about 4 other girls, and no other guys. I'm liking the ratio. I immediately start my bartender routine and before I know it i've got the attention of the whole group, not to mention I'm getting them liqoured up pretty quickly.

My law school friend's FB has a friend visiting her for the weekend from California (7,5) who was eyeing me, trying to conversate, but I purposely kept it curt and focused my attention on the other girls. After finishing about half a bottle of jack (Yes I know Roosh, monitor my alcohol intake) we head to the Brickell bars. Once I get there, one of the bartender's( colombian 7) ambushes me with a hug and tilts because I made plans to get sushi with her the other night and flaked. DHV #1

My buddy gets the first round and I see a few people I know and banter it up. I look over and see My law school friend's FB talking to a pretty cute 7 brunette so I ease my way into the convo and isolate. All the while the 7.5 from California is a few feet away. After dropping some bait the 7 offers me her number and we make plans for drinks next week. DHV #2

Now I turn to California girl and I can see in her eyes she's begging for me to just say a word to her. I tell her I'm going to the bathroom and I'll be right back. Her face looked like Her hamster did a flip in its wheel. I get back and FB says i better watch out other guys were trying to swoop in on her while i was in the bathroom. Pfff Hokay. California immediately shit tests me about getting the other girls number and i make something up about how I knew her cousin or some shit. After getting her on the dance floor, and finally giving her some somewhat banterous conversation, she decides im not drunk enough and insists on buying me a shot. I tell her we're bouncing back to FB's appartment.

FB and my law school friend go in the bedroom and im on the couch with california. After 2 hours of LMR and promising to get brunch with her in the morning (yeah right) i finally get it in. I fuck her on the couch, on the balcony, in the bathroom. After we're done she says "let's go again". FML too tired. its 6 am at this point. I tell her sure in the morning.

She wakes me up to fuck me in the morning and im fucking her under the covers on the couch when one of the roomates wakes up to get some orange juice. I have to awkwardly pretend like i'm cuddling while im inside her waving goodmorning to the roomate. The roomate goes back to sleep. With the alcohol worn off, I feel myself close to coming. Fuck Fuck Fuck. So i tell her give me a second. I run to the bathroom to rub one out real quick so i can last longer on the next session. It takes a little longer than expected. When I open the door to quickly get back on the couch and under the covers, both roomates and my law school friend are in the living room. They all turn and look at me and I'm standing there with my dick in my hand with traces of jizz on the side of my leg.

Was this beta?

[MidniteSpecial]

Your whole style is beta...you made an excuse for getting a chics number and you chose to jerk off in a bathroom rather than cum on a chics face and or chest. Lol. Also when the roomate came out for orange juice you shoulda said ,"little help here" trying to get that 3some man. If you have to ask "is this beta?" it probably is. Alphas never need validation. Even if I do something beta it is still Alpha.. Act like a man next time.

[Spike]

(04-11-2012 10:41 AM)alphamale87 Wrote:  

She wakes me up to fuck me in the morning and im fucking her under the covers on the couch when one of the roomates wakes up to get some orange juice. I have to awkwardly pretend like i'm cuddling while im inside her waving goodmorning to the roomate. The roomate goes back to sleep. With the alcohol worn off, I feel myself close to coming. Fuck Fuck Fuck. So i tell her give me a second. I run to the bathroom to rub one out real quick so i can last longer on the next session. It takes a little longer than expected. When I open the door to quickly get back on the couch and under the covers, both roomates and my law school friend are in the living room. They all turn and look at me and I'm standing there with my dick in my hand with traces of jizz on the side of my leg.

Was this beta?

Dude, quit your trolling,
you can't be serious with an action like this. Who the hell stops fucking, goes the bathroom to jerk of and want to continue the sex after that.

And what the hell are roomates ? learn to spell, even an non native English speaker with only basic high school like me knows how to spell that word.

[Giovonny]

Is this the most successful troll of all time???

He started a fucking trend with this beta shit!

[Samseau]

Were you blasting loud music in the bathroom or something? How could you not hear people pouring into the living room?

[Gmac]

Sounds like a made up story to me.

[Roosh]

Sequels are never as good as the original.

[King Solomon]

I want to know what the "Bartender Routine" is...

[Screwston]

[aforce1]

Alphas "converse" while betas/trolls "conversate."

[alphamale87]

(04-11-2012 12:36 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(04-11-2012 10:41 AM)alphamale87 Wrote:  

She wakes me up to fuck me in the morning and im fucking her under the covers on the couch when one of the roomates wakes up to get some orange juice. I have to awkwardly pretend like i'm cuddling while im inside her waving goodmorning to the roomate. The roomate goes back to sleep. With the alcohol worn off, I feel myself close to coming. Fuck Fuck Fuck. So i tell her give me a second. I run to the bathroom to rub one out real quick so i can last longer on the next session. It takes a little longer than expected. When I open the door to quickly get back on the couch and under the covers, both roomates and my law school friend are in the living room. They all turn and look at me and I'm standing there with my dick in my hand with traces of jizz on the side of my leg.

Was this beta?

Dude, quit your trolling,
you can't be serious with an action like this. Who the hell stops fucking, goes the bathroom to jerk of and want to continue the sex after that.

And what the hell are roomates ? learn to spell, even an non native English speaker with only basic high school like me knows how to spell that word.

Unlike some on this forum, I actually give a shit about how the sex is for the girl. I try to give her the best dick down I can every time we go at it so that I can have her on the hook whenever I want. Thus, if I know a super hot girl is coming over, i'll jerk off a few times before she comes over so that the sex lasts a good hour or more. The same principle applies here.
In reference to my spelling error, I'm sorry that I put more effort into the legal documents I draft than a forum post on rooshv.

[Spike]

(04-12-2012 12:32 PM)alphamale87 Wrote:  

(04-11-2012 12:36 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(04-11-2012 10:41 AM)alphamale87 Wrote:  

She wakes me up to fuck me in the morning and im fucking her under the covers on the couch when one of the roomates wakes up to get some orange juice. I have to awkwardly pretend like i'm cuddling while im inside her waving goodmorning to the roomate. The roomate goes back to sleep. With the alcohol worn off, I feel myself close to coming. Fuck Fuck Fuck. So i tell her give me a second. I run to the bathroom to rub one out real quick so i can last longer on the next session. It takes a little longer than expected. When I open the door to quickly get back on the couch and under the covers, both roomates and my law school friend are in the living room. They all turn and look at me and I'm standing there with my dick in my hand with traces of jizz on the side of my leg.

Was this beta?

Dude, quit your trolling,
you can't be serious with an action like this. Who the hell stops fucking, goes the bathroom to jerk of and want to continue the sex after that.

And what the hell are roomates ? learn to spell, even an non native English speaker with only basic high school like me knows how to spell that word.

Unlike some on this forum, I actually give a shit about how the sex is for the girl. I try to give her the best dick down I can every time we go at it so that I can have her on the hook whenever I want. Thus, if I know a super hot girl is coming over, i'll jerk off a few times before she comes over so that the sex lasts a good hour or more. The same principle applies here.
In reference to my spelling error, I'm sorry that I put more effort into the legal documents I draft than a forum post on rooshv.

You were not talking about jerking off before you see a girl, you were talking about already having sex with a girl on a couch, taking your dick out of her, walking to the bathroom room , jerk of and than return to her with dried up cum on your leg.

Just WTF ?

I'm done talking here. Happy trolling !

[alphamale87]

(04-12-2012 01:28 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(04-12-2012 12:32 PM)alphamale87 Wrote:  

(04-11-2012 12:36 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(04-11-2012 10:41 AM)alphamale87 Wrote:  

She wakes me up to fuck me in the morning and im fucking her under the covers on the couch when one of the roomates wakes up to get some orange juice. I have to awkwardly pretend like i'm cuddling while im inside her waving goodmorning to the roomate. The roomate goes back to sleep. With the alcohol worn off, I feel myself close to coming. Fuck Fuck Fuck. So i tell her give me a second. I run to the bathroom to rub one out real quick so i can last longer on the next session. It takes a little longer than expected. When I open the door to quickly get back on the couch and under the covers, both roomates and my law school friend are in the living room. They all turn and look at me and I'm standing there with my dick in my hand with traces of jizz on the side of my leg.

Was this beta?

Dude, quit your trolling,
you can't be serious with an action like this. Who the hell stops fucking, goes the bathroom to jerk of and want to continue the sex after that.

And what the hell are roomates ? learn to spell, even an non native English speaker with only basic high school like me knows how to spell that word.

Unlike some on this forum, I actually give a shit about how the sex is for the girl. I try to give her the best dick down I can every time we go at it so that I can have her on the hook whenever I want. Thus, if I know a super hot girl is coming over, i'll jerk off a few times before she comes over so that the sex lasts a good hour or more. The same principle applies here.
In reference to my spelling error, I'm sorry that I put more effort into the legal documents I draft than a forum post on rooshv.

You were not talking about jerking off before you see a girl, you were talking about already having sex with a girl on a couch, taking your dick out of her, walking to the bathroom room , jerk of and than return to her with dried up cum on your leg.

Just WTF ?

I'm done talking here. Happy trolling !

It happens to the best of us.

[Merenguero]

Bump.

[Gmac]

I assume this is for all the newbies creating new threads about the alpha/beta dichotomy? Btw, original OP was a troll.

[Merenguero]

(10-23-2015 04:24 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

I assume this is for all the newbies creating new threads about the alpha/beta dichotomy? Btw, original OP was a troll.

Some guy on a newbie thread said that there should be a Was this Beta thread and I responded by saying that we already have two of them, then bumped the two threads, so some of the new guys here would know what I was talking about.

Edit: Gmac, the guy who started this thread is as solid as you can get in real life. He just couldn't control himself online.

[godzilla]

Was that beta to bump the thread?..Am I beta for responding?