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"You're cute, but that shirt makes you look gay"
03-23-2012, 01:25 PM
I've heard this, or something similar at least 3 different times, with three different shirts in Arlington/DC bars.
Perhaps this is a pick-up line from Cosmo or something?
P.S. No, I don't where anything flamboyant
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"You're cute, but that shirt makes you look gay"
03-23-2012, 01:32 PM
Could be shit test or could be real. Post a pic and let's see.
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03-23-2012, 01:57 PM
doesn't need to be flamboyant (glittery and what not) for people to think your gay. Maybe your shirt is like 5x too small. Are you a guy that wears super small shirts so that your muscles stick out more? I know some girls that assume those guys are either gay is complete tools.
If not, probably a shit test. Game on.
God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
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"You're cute, but that shirt makes you look gay"
03-23-2012, 02:02 PM
Turn to girl, look her up and down, "Really? You know, you're sexy... but those heels make you a little too tall for my taste. <Smirk>. They'll probably end up on the floor along with my shirt at the end of the night anyways..."
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03-23-2012, 02:11 PM
Quote: (03-23-2012 02:02 PM)alphamale87 Wrote:
Turn to girl, look her up and down, "Really? You know, you're sexy... but those heels make you a little too tall for my taste. <Smirk>. They'll probably end up on the floor along with my shirt at the end of the night anyways..."
That's a good line.
I've gotten that from girls too. I don't give it too much attention, just don't try to defend yourself about it because that puts you on the defensive.
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03-23-2012, 02:17 PM
I forgot to reinforce that this is the first thing out of their mouths. They come up to me and say it. Its not a couple lines in, or after I approach them.
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03-23-2012, 02:21 PM
They approached you to tell you something.
This should tell you something.
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"You're cute, but that shirt makes you look gay"
03-23-2012, 04:09 PM
"Gay? beotch puh-lease! it makes me look faaaaaabulous!"
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"You're cute, but that shirt makes you look gay"
03-23-2012, 04:15 PM
Ha, girls are opening you with a neg. Maybe it's some equivalent of Mystery's canned openers for girls, who knows. Gotta give them some credit for trying, although this line is pretty weak...
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03-23-2012, 04:39 PM
+1 for germanico. I'd usually respond with something like 'you seemed kinda nice, but then you opened your mouth and ruined the illusion.'
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03-23-2012, 05:00 PM
Women think running game on men is the same as men run on women.
Most girls have passing knowledge of "The Game."
A year or two ago, I noticed that girls started "negging" me. (A woman's understanding of neg is flawed.)
It just means that they girl wants to open you.
Go with it.
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03-23-2012, 06:02 PM
Just smile and make sure you have your condoms ready. You're gay= lets fuck
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03-23-2012, 06:53 PM
So here's the real question: How many of those three girls did you bang?
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03-23-2012, 08:12 PM
Quote: (03-23-2012 05:00 PM)MikeCF Wrote:
Women think running game on men is the same as men run on women.
Most girls have passing knowledge of "The Game."
A year or two ago, I noticed that girls started "negging" me. (A woman's understanding of neg is flawed.)
It just means that the girl wants to open you.
Go with it.
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03-23-2012, 08:14 PM
Quote: (03-23-2012 06:02 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
Just smile and make sure you have your condoms ready. You're gay= lets fuck
This exactly. She claims she WANTS you to be gay because she doesn't like to admit she's attracted to you. Weird female reverse psychology bullshit.
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03-23-2012, 08:43 PM
Her: You're cute, but that shirt makes you look gay.
Me: You're cute, but those jeans make your ass look fat.
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03-23-2012, 10:50 PM
Only an idiot would insult a girl that made that remark... unless of course she said it in a vindictive way.
Myself, I'd simply reply, "You got me, I am gay, but..." look right into her eyes "... you could be the one..." then get that big shit eating grin on my face "... the lucky girl to turn me straight!"