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03-17-2012, 10:32 AM
The main picture looks like a brother and sister at the Goldsteinowitzberg family reunion
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03-17-2012, 10:54 AM
She looks like a boy to me.
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03-17-2012, 11:04 AM
You nailed that one Tuth. I was thinking about this yesterday. When girls claim they are something they're usually the opposite. Especially when it come to sex.
I like sex or I'm real horny= I lay on my back
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03-17-2012, 12:31 PM
My pussy sensor is going off after looking at the pictures. I bet she has a real wet pussy. Grow your hair out!
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03-17-2012, 01:10 PM
The only part I laughed at is when she said she wasn't "overtaken" by his looks.
I don't think she meant that to be funny but it was.
P.S. Yeah, she looks like a boy
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03-17-2012, 03:15 PM
They do both look jewy. She may even be hook-nosed...
The thing with improv is... it sucks. Most of the people who do it are terrible. I took a course in it, and I consider myself pretty funny in conversation, and I too was terrible. Aside from Whose Line Is It Anyway, it's not something anyone watches consistently. Because it sucks. IMO, people who like and practice improv are probably weird, and more annoying than funny. Ironically enough, the woman who taught it was the least funny person in the course. She did look like an ex-hottie, so it's not so surprising.
As for him, he just had no masculinity, and no asshole edge. If he had those two, and treated her more like a girl he wanted to fuck than a girl he wanted to date fohwever and ever, she'd be wet for him. These types of chicks surround themselves with lame, herbish dudes. If you can vibe with her, but demonstrate that you're NOT one of those lame dudes, by being sexual and dominant, then you're no longer competing with the nerd parade. She will think "oh, he's nothing like my friends [because he doesn't kiss my ass, and he puts me in my place]." If those nerds ever see you with her, they will *seethe* with anger. "What, I DON'T UNDERSTAND what you see in him! He's just an asshole!"
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03-17-2012, 03:19 PM
I looked at her and thought androgynous. If she grew her hair out, put on make-up and some earrings, you'd have a girl. Strip all that away, style her short hair differently and put her in a baggy t-shirt and jeans, and you'd have a boy.
These dates all seem to follow the same narrative. Dude rates the date higher than the chick does. She makes the call pretty early on that he's a friend at most, and then doesn't even follow up on that (though this one did). Her grade for the date didn't match all of the supposedly positive things she said about him. I think more of these guys should just TAKE a kiss at the end of the night, instead of one of those friend-hugs. Since it's pretty much inevitable that you won't see her again, make sure you get a little something. And who knows...it might give her the tingles. I also think it's a bad idea to have TOO much in common with a chick. Maybe they can form their own comedy troupe.
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03-17-2012, 03:27 PM
If they both see themselves as comedians, I can see where it fell through. He spent the whole date trying to crack joke after joke, which comes off as try hard pretty quick, when he should have been getting her to do the try-hard comedian stuff, forcing her to qualify herself to him. Bemused aloofness would work pretty well in this situation. Think of the interaction between The Dude and Maude in The Big Lebowski:
Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean coitus?
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03-17-2012, 03:35 PM
If the guy is as witty as he claims to be it should have been easy to get some sexual tension going. It's much easier to get some sex talk going with the kinda vibe they apparently had.
To me it sounds like he's just "funny" to be funny. That by itself is not attractive as you come off as a clown.
I drop little innuendos all the time to get the sexy time temp up which is much easier to do when I have something in common with the broad, like they did.
As far as the pics, I'm kinda attracted to nerdy chicks (I like the librarian look) and the pics in the article show her to be hittable in my eyes. Longer hair would definitely help though.
The pic with the dog? I dunno about that....
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03-17-2012, 03:37 PM
Has there ever been an instance in date lab where a guy actually went for a kiss? I've yet to see it.
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03-17-2012, 03:46 PM
Yep. I've noticed the same Basil. A lot of them are freaks.
Hell, there's one in my are that is very explicit about being polyamourus. Even has a pic of her in her wedding dress. lol Looks like a geek.
Geeks and such seem to have a lower percentage of obesity too, just going off of observing whats out there.
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03-17-2012, 03:51 PM
I wonder if the Date Lab subjects hold back because they know the details of the date are going to be published. I wonder how many of the women do it for the free meal, because they have nothing else really going on. Or maybe some do it because they want to get in the paper. Who knows. But from a male perspective, if you're going to do it and you're attracted to the chick, why not go for the kiss at the end of the night? I want to see it, just to see what the reader comments will be.
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