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No matter how good a girl looks with short hair, she almost ALWAYS looks better with it grown out long. I convinced my last two girlfriends to grow theirs out and they continued to do it after I broke up with them. I'm doing my part, how about you? [Image: lol.gif]

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Never had long hair. But I am trying to let it grow naturally now.

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Quote: (04-11-2012 12:08 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

No matter how good a girl looks with short hair, she almost ALWAYS looks better with it grown out long. I convinced my last two girlfriends to grow theirs out and they continued to do it after I broke up with them. I'm doing my part, how about you? [Image: lol.gif]

I do my part all the fucking time! I've convinced--no exaggeration--around 10 girls in the past year (not all chicks I've banged or tried to bang, either) to grow their hair out. I frankly blame all these dudes too afraid to--or incapable of--telling a girl how to look good the right way. Girls have fallen back on androgynous comfort because dudes aren't demanding feminine beauty.

I have a whole spiel I'll probably drop in another thread one of these days.

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<Tick, tick, tick.> This one scared me, actually. What's with the 89% match, too?!

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Tuth my friends friend is banging a cougar (shes like 33), hes banged her a few times and is starting to get clingy. I told him I could hear the biological clock ticking and to use/dispose of the condoms. He just laughed at me. Funny thing is he can get laid with any girl yet chooses this cougar. Its going to be a sad day when hes hitched up.
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I could fill up a whole other thread on just these I-just-chopped-off-my-hair-and-see-how-much-worse-I-look-now girls:

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This thread is making me want to throw my laptop across the room. Lord, I can't wait to travel and meet a normal, feminine woman.

I noticed the more girls say they're open minded on their profile...it's usually the opposite. They are only open minded to meeting types of people they want to, not diff cultures and types.
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Why would she even put that picture up. Like seriously. Some girls are crazy. "Guys like cheeseburgers, I should put a pic up of me eating a cheeseburger with grease dripping down my rolls"
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Holy shit she looks awful with short hair. Cute indie chick turned butch lesbian.

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That last example by Tuthmosis... AWFUL! Women always look better with long hair, but sometimes they cut it off and everything looks ok anyway. Not so in this case. It's like she aged 20 years and experienced a whole lot of radiation poisoning in the process.

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I seriously can not comprehend why these girls are putting up the least flattering photographs possible up. Most guys expect the girl to be less hot in real life, so when you have some picture that repulses them before they even talk to you what the fuck are you even doing?!
Its almost like its due to low self-esteem. They show a picture at their worst because they believe they are hideous, in most cases they are right.
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Quote: (04-12-2012 01:43 AM)houston Wrote:  

I noticed the more girls say they're open minded on their profile...it's usually the opposite. They are only open minded to meeting types of people they want to, not diff cultures and types.

Do you mean something like this? Miss "love experiencing new things." (Except BBC.) [Image: lol.gif]

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That's like 99% of chicks online. Who doesn't love experiencing new things? Bitches be dumb.

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Lets see im 26 have one daughter im a single mom... i enjoy many different aspects of life... I was raised in the hills of west virginia.... and have been blessed with the ability to travel and see multiple cultures.... im a jokester.... i love to laugh n have a great time... but know when the serious face needs brought.... im grateful for everything i have...i am very easy going i enjoy having fun with friends and family And ive often been told i have a heart of gold... i only wish i had someone i could share my life with who felt the same way.... but in the meantime i enjoy meeting new people... im not here to become another trophy for some guy... as it takes more than a few cheesy pick up lines to get in these pants... im am open book n believe whole heartedly in homesty... so if u dont what i have to say... well ... u know where the back button is...

As to what i look for in my mate... Lets start w basics... u have to have some smarts about ya as i hate stupid ppl... funny... keep up w the pace... looks arent that important to me... but major turn off are couch potatoes... people who are not active... as i like to go out n do things... not nessicarily hitting the bar/club scene... but the beach or parks or whatevers good...dont get me wrong i like those nights where sit at home snugglin on the couch while watchin a movie or reading a book to each other...

And to all the guys on here who just wanna have a good time involving se... keep fishin cuz this girl aint biting...

to the r est of ya... watcha waiting for...xoxox
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Quote: (04-11-2012 11:46 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Quote: (04-11-2012 12:08 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

No matter how good a girl looks with short hair, she almost ALWAYS looks better with it grown out long. I convinced my last two girlfriends to grow theirs out and they continued to do it after I broke up with them. I'm doing my part, how about you? [Image: lol.gif]

I do my part all the fucking time! I've convinced--no exaggeration--around 10 girls in the past year (not all chicks I've banged or tried to bang, either) to grow their hair out. I frankly blame all these dudes too afraid to--or incapable of--telling a girl how to look good the right way. Girls have fallen back on androgynous comfort because dudes aren't demanding feminine beauty.

I have a whole spiel I'll probably drop in another thread one of these days.

This is truth. And it manifests itself in so many different ways: short hair, loose-fitting gypsy shirts, TOMS shoes, Uggs, gladiator sandals, ballet flats, sweat pants...

The only thing that fits into this category that is actually generally flattering is yoga pants. And even though I appreciate seeing what a chick is working with back there, it's getting out of hand. For Christ sakes lady, try putting on a pair of actual pants every once in a while!
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Quote: (04-12-2012 02:37 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Quote: (04-12-2012 01:43 AM)houston Wrote:  

I noticed the more girls say they're open minded on their profile...it's usually the opposite. They are only open minded to meeting types of people they want to, not diff cultures and types.

Do you mean something like this? Miss "love experiencing new things." (Except BBC.) [Image: lol.gif]
To be fair, who said BBC would qualify as new for her? She probably had her BBC at a young age and now wants a new thing like Asians or Betas.
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Every chick I know that mentions they're going to the hairdresser, or went to the hairdresser, the first thing I say is, "You're not getting your hair cut, are you?" They're always going to hear from me that I like it longer. The only way I don't give them shit is if they say they only got the split ends cut. That's it.

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Girls get their hair cut short after breakups from LTRs and when they need a "change" in their life. They see it as releasing baggage or some such bullshit.

My current main is in the process of regrowing her hair (It's just past shoulder length, but she used to have it down to the middle of her back. I love long ass hair, especially on asian girls). I go to lengths to tell her how much better she looks in old pictures and how she'd just be flat out more attractive and feminine with longer hair. You gotta be harsh and direct with these bitches.

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I can't lie...I got a thing for girls with short hair but only when they have a real pretty face. I always imagine French girls having short hair...
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Continuing on the hair-cutting theme. This is the same girl--I swear.

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I almost forgot about this little trolling session I did a while back on this short-haired cunt. This is for Gmac and others, who may doubt that I'm doing my duty out there.

I've omitted my opening message since it's a pre-fabbed salvo that I'm still using and don't want abused. We pick things up on her first bitchy reply, and my retorts follow. She deleted her account a few hours after the last message I sent out. [Image: lol.gif]

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Is there any harm in leaving links to these profiles? [Image: smile.gif]
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Quote: (04-13-2012 02:04 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

I forgot about this little trolling session I did a while back on this short-haired cunt. This is for Gmac and others, who may doubt that I'm doing my duty out there.

I've omitted my opening message since it's a pre-fabbed salvo that I'm still using and don't want abused. We pick things up on her first bitchy reply, and my retorts follow. She deleted her account a few hours after the last message I sent out. [Image: lol.gif]

Oh man! [Image: lol.gif] [Image: lol.gif]

I clicked like 10 times but it only registered once. [Image: icon_worship.gif]
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That gives me an idea. Messaging girls with skrillex haircuts offering support for their cancer.
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