[Kukku]

Lets say you have a date on valentine's day and you don't know what to write on the card.

There are two scenarios

A) You have been F**cking this girl

B) You have not yet F**cked this girl

Any ideas?

[haywire]

I don't think there are two scenarios - A should be the only scenario, in which case you can write whatever you want, hell don't even bother giving a card and she'd still be with you(given you're fucking her good).

[Vicious]

Roses are red.
Lilys make me twitter.
Come hear babe.
So I can fuck your shitter.

Seriously guys, valentine's is a farce you should not participate in.

[Aliblahba]

Thanks for the blowjob. Now get the fuck out.

[goodfella]

Dearest Valentine,

You blew my mind away....now BLOW me!

Love,
goodfella

100% agree no cards for any girls on Valentines Day....Dont be that chump.

[Samseau]

Please don't get her a card. If you do, fold a napkin in half and then give it to her.

[Kukku]

I'll listen to you guys thanks for the advice

[Laner]

I used a post-it note last year, stuck to a bottle of wine (which I drank most of).

"Happy VD day" is all I wrote. She still squeeled and minutes later I heard the sound of her iphone shutter snapping a pic to send to her friends.

I got an email from her this morning, and she brings up how sweet that was.

Gentlemen, it does not matter what you get her, its how you give it to her.

[Screwston]

[Nonpareil]

My love for you is like a river, like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver, one look from you is more precious than gold...let's go get some barbecue and get busy!

Awesome game from Jazz in this sequence btw.

Seriously though...no cards.

[Chad Daring]

Get her a card for a different holiday

[basil]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I didnt buy you either of those,
Hope this shit card will do.