You should consider a job working at a brokerage firm in their wealth management division. If you put up with three years of hell, you'll have a fairly painless and high income career. In the beginning, you will need to work very hard (80+ hours a week), make a lot of cold calls and put up with a lot of rejection, but it's about the only way that someone with a BA in psychology from a non-ivy can realistically get to $500k annually by 30.
As I said, you need to put up with a lot of rejection, which will help you with getting laid.
As I said, you need to put up with a lot of rejection, which will help you with getting laid.