Potential article headlines for future issues:
"Gravy is Now a Beverage."
"Mirrors, Who Needs Them?"
"Why Heart Attacks Are In"
"Who Says Your Curtains Can't be a Dress. And Vice Versa."
"The Best Rags on a Stick for 2018."
"Say Hello to the Bidet, Say Goodbye to Your Rag on a Stick!"
"The Ice Cream Diet."
"Gravy is Now a Beverage."
"Mirrors, Who Needs Them?"
"Why Heart Attacks Are In"
"Who Says Your Curtains Can't be a Dress. And Vice Versa."
"The Best Rags on a Stick for 2018."
"Say Hello to the Bidet, Say Goodbye to Your Rag on a Stick!"
"The Ice Cream Diet."