Equality strikes again - man charged with 10 felonies for not paying on dates
08-28-2018, 05:15 PM
I wish he'd declare he self identifies as a lesbian.
If I was his lawyer this would be my opening statement
"Your honor my client pleads not guilty on the grounds that he/she identifies as a woman and therefore was only adhering to social norms of not paying for a date. Furthermore my client identifies as lesbian and feels that as a member of a protected minority involuntarily trapped in the body of a person who physically embodies the oppressive patriarchy my client feels is being persecuted by this prosecution. Ergo Ipso facto equality and shiznit. Moreover e pluribus vaginum, therefore even if the pussy pass doesn't fit you must still acquit. The defense respectfully rests...bitches"
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If I was his lawyer this would be my opening statement
"Your honor my client pleads not guilty on the grounds that he/she identifies as a woman and therefore was only adhering to social norms of not paying for a date. Furthermore my client identifies as lesbian and feels that as a member of a protected minority involuntarily trapped in the body of a person who physically embodies the oppressive patriarchy my client feels is being persecuted by this prosecution. Ergo Ipso facto equality and shiznit. Moreover e pluribus vaginum, therefore even if the pussy pass doesn't fit you must still acquit. The defense respectfully rests...bitches"
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