All this cat hate in the ‘sphere is stupid, trite nonsense. Being a cat owner has helped my game. Cats and bitches have a lot in common. If you can earn the love and affection of a cat you can earn the love and affection of bitches. If you can make a cat purr you can make a pussy wet.
Dogs are loud, smelly, unruly creatures. Cats respect order.
Dogs yelp, squeal, bark, whine, beg, ect. Cats meow and yawn, and purr.
Dogs are needy. Cats are emotionally independent. They don’t need you. I like this because I’m not emotionally underdeveloped.
Dogs are for lonely people that are desperate for companionship. A cat’s love is conditional, much like a woman’s. I don’t mind this.
Dogs shit everywhere; cats bury their shit…closest thing to civil behavior in most animals.
Cats don't kiss your ass.
Dogs give their love to anyone and everyone...devaluing their affection.
Robert De Niro said it best:
Dogs are loud, smelly, unruly creatures. Cats respect order.
Dogs yelp, squeal, bark, whine, beg, ect. Cats meow and yawn, and purr.
Dogs are needy. Cats are emotionally independent. They don’t need you. I like this because I’m not emotionally underdeveloped.
Dogs are for lonely people that are desperate for companionship. A cat’s love is conditional, much like a woman’s. I don’t mind this.
Dogs shit everywhere; cats bury their shit…closest thing to civil behavior in most animals.
Cats don't kiss your ass.
Dogs give their love to anyone and everyone...devaluing their affection.
Robert De Niro said it best:
"Does PUA say that I just need to get to f-close base first here and some weird chemicals will be released in her brain to make her a better person?"
-Wonitis