What would your namesake do to forget Evelyn?
Do a bunch of cocaine and valium, drink a bunch of Stoli on the rocks, dine at Dorsia (but certainly not Texarkana, although the mud soup and charcoal arugula are outrageous there), hit The Tunnel or Canal Bar, and smash other chicks. Maybe commit a murder or five along the way.
Do something along those lines (except for the last part, unless you feel particularly adventurous); you'll get over her promptly.
Do a bunch of cocaine and valium, drink a bunch of Stoli on the rocks, dine at Dorsia (but certainly not Texarkana, although the mud soup and charcoal arugula are outrageous there), hit The Tunnel or Canal Bar, and smash other chicks. Maybe commit a murder or five along the way.
Do something along those lines (except for the last part, unless you feel particularly adventurous); you'll get over her promptly.
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