Time is worth more than becoming a lube cook. It lasts only a few days and you are keeping it in a sketchy mug by the bed. If you are trying to give the impression of cheap, gross, and tacky you have nailed it. She will have the image of you getting some weird concoction out of a coffee mug and slathering it on your dick or her pussy. Better nail her good because she may not be a repeat customer after that display if she is of any quality.
Spend the four bucks if you need the lube. A bottle in the nightstand will last months and save you enough time to do more approaches or something else productive.
Spend the four bucks if you need the lube. A bottle in the nightstand will last months and save you enough time to do more approaches or something else productive.