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Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - Setzer - 09-10-2015

Annoyed with having to buy overpriced lube over and over, I found a better solution.

I found several different recipes online. I chose the flax seed recipe because it's the only one with easy to find ingredients. Flax seeds seem to be available at most health food stores.

I've tried it for a while and it works great. It's water based and therefore safe for condoms.

The recipe:

1 tablespoon of flax seeds
1 cup of water

1. Simmer the flax seeds in the water until the amount of water is cut in half. You can tell it's ready when it becomes somewhat sticky.
2. Strain immediately. Otherwise it will be too viscous to strain.
3. Put in a container of your choice. I use a mug because it can sit next to my bed unnoticed.

You can make smaller or larger amounts. Just keep the ratio of flax seeds to water the same. For example 2.5 tablespoons in 2.5 cups will make about 100ml of lube.

It can take a few tries to calibrate the recipe to get the desired thickness, but after that it's easy.

Advantages

Price – I found a 500g bag of flax seeds for about 2 USD. A 100ml bottle of lube is about 4 USD. Using the results mentioned above we arrive at a unit price of $0.103/100ml versus $4/100ml or 39 times cheaper. And that bag will last forever. Shows how ridiculous the store bought lube prices are. Seems like products related to mating/sex can simply be priced at 10's or 100's of times their value (eg. cologne).

Doesn't leave an unpleasant sticky feeling on your skin like store bought lube.

Disadvantages

You're supposed to keep it refrigerated. The articles said it will only last 2 or 3 days outside of the refrigerator. I think you can add preservatives such as citric acid to avoid this, but I couldn't find preservatives. You can microwave it to make it warm.

More info can be found by searching for "make your own lube" on google or youtube.

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - pheonix500000 - 09-10-2015

I dont know about you but if you need lube just fuck younger women

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - Dusty - 09-10-2015

Never needed lube.

My last girlfriend, I practically had to follow her around with a mop. Once she was in the kitchen naked, and dripped a pool on my kitchen floor.

We used to have to change the sheets after smashing to avoid rolling over in the puddles she left.

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - OldDirtyBismarck - 09-10-2015

Quote: (09-10-2015 11:33 AM)pheonix500000 Wrote:  

I dont know about you but if you need lube just fuck younger women

Got to disagree here with you Phoenix. I personally made the experience that woman can be only half wet even though they are super horny. These girls were never older than 27, and mostly I bang chicks in their early 20s so I guess its represantative.With a little lube you can really spice up the sex in my opinion and especially for long sessions it works wonders.

Thanks to Setzer for sharing the recipe!

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - Foolsgo1d - 09-10-2015

I doubt even gays would use that much lube. Unless you're shagging away in a retirement home there is no need for this.

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - La Palta Divina - 09-10-2015

Some girls are so tight that you'll need lube to just insert a second finger..
Even if they're horny and wet.

LaPD

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - robreke - 09-10-2015

Damn... that's way too complicated. Just use coconut oil. Best lube I've found.

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - Belgrano - 09-10-2015

Don´t know why I would need that much lube, except maybe when moving to Brazil.
The last small bottle I bought lasted me two years, and it would have lasted even longer if not for that 4'10" Pinay girl.

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - Il Bersagliere - 09-10-2015

I generally use Astroglide, which really isn't that expensive and water-based, which is safer. Plus it lasts for quite a while. If you really want to skimp, you can pour some Astro in a separate bottle and mix with some water, so the lube can have the consistency of spit.

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - kaotic - 09-10-2015

Am i the only who sees a simple solution to this ?

Just get the girl to slobber over your dick, spit on it, gag on it so you get that stick stuff from the back of her throat.

If she dries up again, have her do that shit again.

.....problem solved, it's no effort, oh and it's free.

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - DVY - 09-10-2015

I go through a bottle of lube every 2-3 months. Lots of condom sex will wear a girl out. The friction causes problems.

lube is a blessed thing esp if you banging asian girls.

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - Gorgiass - 09-10-2015

Team no lubers? Team painal? I prefer silicone, lasts10x longer than water based. Flax seeds have loads of oil so I don't see how this is at all condom safe. A marathon bang session with any oil lube will tear a condom, or even worse might just soften the rubber till it leaks and you don't even know you're spilling swimmers. Sounds like a bad idea to save a few bucks.

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - etuvus_spaxus - 09-10-2015

Hey girl you ready? Hang on. Hang on. I got to simmer some flax seeds real quick

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - Vincent Chase - 09-10-2015

I carry lube usually as sachets. You can carry them in your pocket like condoms, cheap as chips. If you think you don't need lube think again, I always apply some lube for anal sex. I remember using spit in the past. I literally spat up a girl's arse and she shook her head for a second, then we continued as if it never happened.

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - optimus - 09-10-2015

Lube is a must for anal sex. Very useful for a short foreplay too.

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - Parlay44 - 09-10-2015

I just use WD-40 and on the really stubborn ones I bust out the axl grease [Image: hump.gif]

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - Moto - 09-10-2015

Vegetable glycerin with a little bit of pure water added. That's basically what KY is anyways.

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - Htownanddown - 09-10-2015

Team lube

Thanks for the recipe

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - Parlay44 - 09-11-2015

How much sex are you having that the cost of lube is a factor [Image: huh.gif]

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - Dino - 09-11-2015

Time is worth more than becoming a lube cook. It lasts only a few days and you are keeping it in a sketchy mug by the bed. If you are trying to give the impression of cheap, gross, and tacky you have nailed it. She will have the image of you getting some weird concoction out of a coffee mug and slathering it on your dick or her pussy. Better nail her good because she may not be a repeat customer after that display if she is of any quality.

Spend the four bucks if you need the lube. A bottle in the nightstand will last months and save you enough time to do more approaches or something else productive.

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - Player_1337 - 09-11-2015

Saliva has never failed.

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - ColSpanker - 09-11-2015

I have a database on personal lube I complied years ago. If I can find it I will upload.

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - ColSpanker - 09-11-2015

Did anyone mention you should not use silicone lubes with silicone sex toys? The silicone oils will dissolve the sex toys.
Not that I would personally know anything about that.[Image: tard.gif]

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - General Stalin - 09-11-2015

Team Spit. It's free, not to mention sexier and dirtier too.

Make your own lube – better than store bought and 40 times cheaper! - Moma - 09-12-2015

Quote: (09-11-2015 06:40 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

How much sex are you having that the cost of lube is a factor [Image: huh.gif]

He might be in a location where one cannot locate store lube but there is an abundance of organic stuff available like flax and what have you.