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The Star Wars thread

The Star Wars thread

I don't think that the kamikaze thing was as bad as everybody thinks it is. Or that 'nuking the fridge' was the moment where Indiana Jones fell apart. If I wanted to, I could imagine some technobabble to justify that only an expensive capital ship could kamikaze, ergo it's almost never done. I think we just focus on these, because the movie in general sucked. It was a great scene, that was emotionally and plot-wise disconnected from the rest of the film.

Keep in mind that Empire had an enormous plot hole right in the middle. We have the impression that Luke spends at least a couple of months on Dagobah. But unless there's some sort of time-distorting effect of space travel, events on Cloud City show that he was only there for a couple of days at most.

Luke Skywalker - the greatest Jedi of all time - spent a total of 2 hours training under Obi Wan on the Millenium Falcon, and 2 days training under Yoda.

We ignore this because the rest of the film is so good.

About the prequels - really guys? I'm still annoyed by those films.

Darth Bobo the Clown looks stupid.

A double-ended light saber makes no sense, and the choreographer had to cheat heavily to make anything happen in those scenes. For anybody who's done staff fighting, the burning blades restrict Darth Bobo from doing 3/4 of the manouevers that make a staff advantageous.

Mitochlorians? Really? That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

Force Baby? Like... *gasp* JESUS???? Stupid.

Pod racing? Stupid. I don't care about stupid Nascar Alien Sportsball. I think I fell asleep during that scene.

And that's not even getting started on all the massive plot holes. That's just the basic premise.
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