Holy Fuck! That shit is deep. It's a catalog of everything that's wrong with this bitchmade, emo, navel-gazing generation. Drake is their fucking mascot.
Drake is the drum majorette in the parade of dudes who wear TOMS and leave positive comments on Jezebel. Drake is the patron saint of dudes who chastise you when you call something gay. Drake is what Lindy West's "partner" listens to while psyching himself up to have to look at her naked.
Drake is the drum majorette in the parade of dudes who wear TOMS and leave positive comments on Jezebel. Drake is the patron saint of dudes who chastise you when you call something gay. Drake is what Lindy West's "partner" listens to while psyching himself up to have to look at her naked.