I deal with a LOT of American tourists.
This fat guy came on my boat this morning after eating the Lumberjack Special at Dennys.
He puked everywhere including on his fat friend. They were also shitty tippers but were wearing Rolexes. Americans can't afford to stay at the hotels that serve breakfast anymore, so Dennys is making a killing.
I don't know if they're broke because they're fat or fat because they're broke???
Aloha!
This fat guy came on my boat this morning after eating the Lumberjack Special at Dennys.
He puked everywhere including on his fat friend. They were also shitty tippers but were wearing Rolexes. Americans can't afford to stay at the hotels that serve breakfast anymore, so Dennys is making a killing.
I don't know if they're broke because they're fat or fat because they're broke???
Aloha!