[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(01-30-2013 02:05 PM)soup Wrote:  

(01-30-2013 02:02 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(01-30-2013 01:42 PM)soup Wrote:  

(01-30-2013 11:55 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

I was on the gym treadmill. Next to me was a girl cooling down while using her phone. She was real cute. I looked at the screen and saw that she was reading MY twitter feed. The odds of that happening must be one in a million, but I couldn't think of an opener.

Are you serious? That's nuts.

You could have opened her by posting shit about her on your twitter as she was reading it.

"I'm sitting next to a girl at xxx gym and she's reading my twitter feed as I write this."

Oh- OK I get it. This is going to become like the "was this beta?" thread.

Nevermind..

Can't top "was having sex but can't think of an opener" .

Damn, you got to it first!