Definitely a classic, haven't heard that one in a long while.
One of my favorites: Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest one day when the Big Bad Wolf jumps out and says, "Damn, you look good! I'm gonna fuck you!" to which Little Red Riding Hood replies, "No, you're gonna eat me, just like the story says!"
One of my favorites: Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest one day when the Big Bad Wolf jumps out and says, "Damn, you look good! I'm gonna fuck you!" to which Little Red Riding Hood replies, "No, you're gonna eat me, just like the story says!"