[Cincinnatus]

(05-28-2012 06:54 PM)Cookie Wrote:  

Stab victim game: Get stabbed, use event as breezy story to pick up girls. Workout so you can show off your muscles when you lift up your shirt, to point at the scar. Opener: "You probably get this from every guy, but you really remind me of the time I got knifed in the ribs."

I have a scar on my stomach from a childhood operation. When I take off my shirt, women always ask me what happened in an "Aww" or "Ohmygod!" sort tone.

Well long story short, I work in a very hot warehouse with a few black guys that grew up in my town's worst neighborhoods. The first time I took my shirt off at work, the fellas ALL said, "Damn MSW, when did you get shot?"

So now I just tell chicks with a smirk, "Oh yeah, that..." and then proceed into a bullshit short story about getting shot, then laugh before telling them what it really is.