[Samseau]

In the spirit of this thread, I'm going to share some details of my life with you guys.


I recently got a text message from some random guy I was hanging out with one night...

5/5 9:25pm - Hey it's b**** ****s (stayed at ur pad a month ago) do u know j***** ******u ..w/him now and he said he went to (my college here) w/u

He says he hated u in college, but i'm defending u bro...

5/7 12:26pm - J*****'s just jealous cuz I got more attention from a***** slutwell than he did

5/7 1:14pm - FWD: Bahahaha well played


Then, an hour later, I got a message from the hater himself...

5/7 2:43pm - Samseau, it's ******u. From stories I have heard it sounds like we should join forces and slay mad bitches. Confirm or deny

5/7 2:54pm - But I thought you hated me

5/7 3:01pm - Haha well we weren't really buds in college

5/7 3:45pm - Okay dude, if you want to team up, what are you bringing to the table...?

5/7 3:45pm - My stellar personality, dance partyness, karaoke jams, and ultimate ice breaking tactics.

5/7 3:49pm - Not good enough

5/7 3:49pm - What do you got?

5/7 3:51pm - Locked-down locations to meet tons of girls, tight game, amazing dance skills (swing and breakdancing) plus I'm a god-damn good looking man. Most guys hold me back

5/7 3:51pm - Damn, solid. Where do you do your snagging? Clubs or bars?

5/7 3:56pm - Dance venues



And that was the last I heard from him. I talked to another college buddy of mine, he said that this dude had gotten really fat but I should hang out with him anyways to see if he might introduce me to hot chicks.

I'm like naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.


Funny how guys I went to college with are already falling out of the race. My gosh they drop like flies...