[Cincinnatus]

(03-01-2012 12:22 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

I've learned how to survive when captured by guerrillas, not because I hold political power they can use against my home country, but because I was caught fucking a high ranking leaders daughter.....and never called her back after deleting her from my Facebook.

True story?

I've gotta hear the full details.

Number one thing I've learned abroad - only Americans will rip on their own country in an attempt to ingratiate themselves with foreigners.