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So, who are our choices to vote for?

Romney? Hold on tight there daddio.


Obama? Careful tall guy, you may topple your bike and skin your knee.


Wouldn't it be great if we had a leader with actual balls who could negotiate with Putin:


Obama is the kind of pussy who doesn't even run his own household. He is the kind of guy, and if you have ever done sales you hate this kind of guy, who has to ask his wife permission to buy something. Don't get me wrong, I am no fan of Putin, at all, and I would much rather be in America right now (let's swap the women though). But dammit Obamas meeting with Putin have been embarrassing. Just look at the body language of this video - hunched over, barely making eye contact, babbling, tying his shoe, etc.:

I guarantee if you send Michelle in that shit won't happen. And that is the point, he doesn't even wear the pants in his marriage.



Edit: I call this the Putin test. If you think a man's wife is better able to handle Putin face to face, then he is out.