I've been surfing once before and could stand up by the end the session. If I practice a couple more days do you think I'll be able to do a 20ft 540 no-grab like Kelly Slater?
Damn, son.
Damn, son.
I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?