Quote: (09-29-2016 01:33 PM)jabba Wrote:
I enjoy farting and don't mind it when girls fart. In fact, girls normally fart with an with a puppy face. I find it adorable and get a chuckle from the bottom of my belly.
We all fart. It's an emotional language with many dialects. A skilled farter can actually communicate and compose great melodies. For those who prefer a muted version, just ask her to spread her ass cheeks to produce a wind-only hiss.
Just ask her not to fart when you're eating her pussy. This is common courtesy.
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