[Rhyme or Reason]

Bitches are on there for attention and to accrue more followers on social media platforms. I matched with a gothic hottie and she messages me all excited to "get to know me" when I mention hanging out she says "Oh I can't meet" I ask why not "I'm chronically ill with (some disease) but you should check out my Youtube channel where I talk all about it." I check it out and it was painfully cringey shit even though she is hot. Of course lots of well wishing orbiters in the comments. I am 99 percent sure shes 100 percent full of shit and doesn't suffer from anything, other than narcissism.