Today, I found myself searching for towels that were the size of bedsheets, after taking a squirter home. Enough action happens on my bed that I thought "hey, why don't I just get a towel for bedsheets, and then it'll be easier to clean!" This lead to me realizing I couldn't find a towel large enough and wondering why the people who make bedsheets don't list how easy or hard it is to clean jizz, period blood, and lady juices out as a selling feature. Everyone has sex in beds, yet no one ever sells a bed as the place to have sex.
It's okay to use sex to sell just about any product, but for some reason, the moment you start asking sex related questions about a product, people give you weird looks. The whole absurd search for a large towel reminded me of this sketch:
Of course, I doubt I'm the only one ever to look for the sexual applications of non-sexual products. Several people have told me that coconut oil makes great lube (tried it, totally does) and is an anti-viral, allowing players who rawdog to get some all-natural STD protection.
I'm curious if anyone else has found themselves in asking sex related questions, when looking for products or talking to customer service people, or if anyone has suggestions for products or features that only people having a lot of sex would think about.
Also, if you know where I can order a bed-sized towel, let me know.
It's okay to use sex to sell just about any product, but for some reason, the moment you start asking sex related questions about a product, people give you weird looks. The whole absurd search for a large towel reminded me of this sketch:
Of course, I doubt I'm the only one ever to look for the sexual applications of non-sexual products. Several people have told me that coconut oil makes great lube (tried it, totally does) and is an anti-viral, allowing players who rawdog to get some all-natural STD protection.
I'm curious if anyone else has found themselves in asking sex related questions, when looking for products or talking to customer service people, or if anyone has suggestions for products or features that only people having a lot of sex would think about.
Also, if you know where I can order a bed-sized towel, let me know.
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