In a strange turn of events, last year I picked up two girls at government offices.
One was the DMV in Louisiana. It was absolutely packed, but I saw this gorgeous little thing sitting at desk #13. Each clerk had their own number, like this:
I got my number and sat down, super nervous. I hadn't eaten anything all day and was a little strung out on coffee. Combined with the environment and nerves, I was freaking out, but felt a pull to this girl and knew I'd say something.
I waited ~20 min for my number to be called, and what do I know....desk #13. I feel like I hit the lottery.
I walked straight up to the girl, strong posture, ready to mack. All I did was try to be as conversational as possible, crack a few jokes, and drop bait about me and my life. She chuckled a little bit and it went decent at best.
A coworker came over and helped her finish my license registration...cockblocked! They finished up my license, and moved me over to the 400 lb whale who was in charge of pictures, printing, and processing. "Fuck. No chance to close."
I got my license finished up, got my receipt, and finally the whale gave me my new license. I still wanted to close the girl, so I waited until no one was at her desk, walked up, and dropped a line my dad taught me.
RB: "Hey there's something wrong with my receipt." (look her in the eyes, very seriously)
HB: "Yes?"
RB: "Your phone number's not on it."
HB: "....oh my gosh.....I can't..."
A little push and pull, I got the number, we went on a date, she came back to my place and we made out but no bang.
#2 I did at another federal government office. I used the exact same game, just good banter and jokes, dropping bait...At the end of my processing, I just said "hey do you want to get a drink sometime? I'm new to town and don't know anybody..."
We ended up banging for a few months.
One was the DMV in Louisiana. It was absolutely packed, but I saw this gorgeous little thing sitting at desk #13. Each clerk had their own number, like this:
I got my number and sat down, super nervous. I hadn't eaten anything all day and was a little strung out on coffee. Combined with the environment and nerves, I was freaking out, but felt a pull to this girl and knew I'd say something.
I waited ~20 min for my number to be called, and what do I know....desk #13. I feel like I hit the lottery.
I walked straight up to the girl, strong posture, ready to mack. All I did was try to be as conversational as possible, crack a few jokes, and drop bait about me and my life. She chuckled a little bit and it went decent at best.
A coworker came over and helped her finish my license registration...cockblocked! They finished up my license, and moved me over to the 400 lb whale who was in charge of pictures, printing, and processing. "Fuck. No chance to close."
I got my license finished up, got my receipt, and finally the whale gave me my new license. I still wanted to close the girl, so I waited until no one was at her desk, walked up, and dropped a line my dad taught me.
RB: "Hey there's something wrong with my receipt." (look her in the eyes, very seriously)
HB: "Yes?"
RB: "Your phone number's not on it."
HB: "....oh my gosh.....I can't..."
A little push and pull, I got the number, we went on a date, she came back to my place and we made out but no bang.
#2 I did at another federal government office. I used the exact same game, just good banter and jokes, dropping bait...At the end of my processing, I just said "hey do you want to get a drink sometime? I'm new to town and don't know anybody..."
We ended up banging for a few months.