^^^Agreed. Gifs alone make this the funniest thread in days.
The Peru Thread
"Feminists exist in a quantum super-state in which they are both simultaneously the victim and the aggressor." - Milo Yiannopoulos
Quote: (12-02-2014 09:09 AM)kosko Wrote:
That is some fresh ripe pussy right there...
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My goodness! Really?! This is never gonna last. Make up with Paula and stop playing!!
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This girl don't even hold a candle to Paula Patton.
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There both consenting adults and if someone is attracted to someone many years older then what business is it of anyone's. You never hear about the women who have younger guys and it's not big deal. What about Jlo and Casper Smart. She's 18 years older. 37 is not considered an old gray haired ball old man so many of you fat housewives are jealous. I guarantee you all of your boyfriends and husbands would love to bang a 18 or 19 year old. I guarantee you there is not a straight guy out there that wouldn't want to be with a 18 or 19 year old. You call them pedophiles but 18 is a fully developed woman who as at an age of a legal adult. All fat hating females just get over it. Your old, jealous, and washed up who have reached your expiration date. You probably have been ran through a couple thousand times and no guy wants a ragidy tore up vagina that smells like salmon. It is very common for a 19 year old to be with a 37 year old and even older. If you don't live out in the middle of no where and get out, you will see its common.
Quote: (12-02-2014 03:04 PM)Enigma Wrote:
The part that makes this so funny is that women (including our friends at Jezebel) slammed his "Paula" album and other attempts to get his wife back as "creepy", "pathetic", and "stalker-ish".
Now he's moved on to a younger, hotter girl, and they say he's "trying to make her jealous" or "should make up with Paula and stop playing".
It's like they believe he's the one that left his wife now ("traded down"), when everyone knows that's not the case.
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The truth of the matter is that as a woman gets older she becomes sexier. She becomes a much better lover as she learns to accept herself, becomes comfortable with her sexuality and much freer in its expression.
Quote: (12-02-2014 12:00 PM)kaotic Wrote:
Goddamn these old hags are hating hard, because they thought it was "so sweet" that he was trying to win his ex back.
WB, Would Team Salad Her
Of course it's "creepy", I'm waiting for statutory rape to be thrown out along with said pedeophile.
He's getting a pass because he's famous.
If this was any other dude they would already be screaming the worst.
Of course this would never be said with a 37 year old woman and a 19 year old male.
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They were the couple who inspired every single woman who thought she was too old to be sexy and attractive to younger men. They made it acceptable for an older woman and a younger man to fall madly in love. And pictures of them always made us happy and hopeful.
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Since he is probably still figuring himself out, you have the opportunity to mold him into what you want him to be. Guys tend to mature more slowly than women and at an older age. If you catch a guy during his formative years, you can influence the man he will become.
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Men are becoming more shallow than ever. They are focusing on a woman's packaging to the virtual exclusion of other far more erotic elements of feminine attractiveness that strike deeper than skin.
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The truth of the matter is that as a woman gets older she becomes sexier. She becomes a much better lover as she learns to accept herself, becomes comfortable with her sexuality and much freer in its expression.
Quote: (12-02-2014 10:30 AM)Harvey Specter Wrote:
http://www.theilium.com/april-love-geary...pics-nsfw/
For those too lazy to google.
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Since he is probably still figuring himself out, you have the opportunity to mold him into what you want him to be. Guys tend to mature more slowly than women and at an older age. If you catch a guy during his formative years, you can influence the man he will become.
Quote: (05-19-2016 12:01 PM)Giovonny Wrote:
If I talk to 100 19 year old girls, at least one of them is getting fucked!
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Am I reacting to her? No pussy, all problems
Or
Is she reacting to me? All pussy, no problems
Quote: (12-02-2014 03:29 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:
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The truth of the matter is that as a woman gets older she becomes sexier. She becomes a much better lover as she learns to accept herself, becomes comfortable with her sexuality and much freer in its expression.
Quote: (12-02-2014 03:47 PM)Ryre Wrote:
There's got to be a way to spin this to our advantage. "I would date an older woman, but older women are sexier and I wouldn't want to be shallow and date a woman just for sex."
Quote: (12-02-2014 03:52 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:
Quote: (12-02-2014 03:47 PM)Ryre Wrote:
There's got to be a way to spin this to our advantage. "I would date an older woman, but older women are sexier and I wouldn't want to be shallow and date a woman just for sex."
Excellent - hehe.
Response to an older woman:
"I would love to date you, but I believe that you being in your sexual prime would be too much for me. I am too immature for you and reluctantly have to deal with 18-25 year olds, since those girls don't have such high sexual and life standards as an accomplished women like you."