Just had girlfriend No 2 walk out and get a taxi back home, just before we were about to go to bed.

I was in the bathroom and could hear drawer thumping noises, I knew she was checking for evidence.

When I came out, she was sat weirdly on the bed.

She held up a long hair. Fuck... I even scanned the bed before she arrived! I guess a paranoid girl's eyes are better seekers than my own!

She was claiming it wasn't hers, that it was blonde.

Well, I WISH I'd had a blonde in my bed, so she meant blonde by Thai standard. I denied it saying it was hers but when she pulled one from her own head to show me, it was like night and day, lol. Difficult one to deny!

I just said maybe it was my ex-girlfriend's (The implication being I haven't washed my sheets for 2 months - equally bad!)

Then she started counting the condoms in my drawer. "How many in a box? 4?" "3" I told her. She was doing fucking calculations in front of me.

I like this girl, she is a good sort and fucks really well but I can't be doing with all this drama. At least the other Thai girls hold up hairs and say, "not mine" and that's about that.

Oh well. I feel like some freshies anyway - fucking drama. Whenever I start feeling sorry for girls, I remind myself how often I've felt utterly destroyed by their actions in the past and it emboldens me to persevere, stone cold and without weakness.

I want to bag another 20 before I leave SEA in about 8 months from now. With work, it's doable. If I'm lazy and complacently fucking these easy GFs, it won't happen.

Moral - be weary of those black hairs in Asia!

Yeah, vacuum that shit up. But I don't blame her for wanting you just for herself (no ). I wouldn't call that "drama" at all. Did you expect her to say "Oh I know that's not my hair, I'm so glad you're fucking other girls?"

Here is an idea.

How about letting up women that you hook up know from the start that you dont' do fenced relationships?

Dude bro amigo.. change the sheets

Quote: (11-24-2013 05:12 PM)JJ Roberts Wrote:  

Here is an idea.

How about letting up women that you hook up know from the start that you dont' do fenced relationships?

Yeah.

Easy.

Makes life a cakewalk.

Quote: (11-24-2013 05:47 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Yeah.

Easy.

Makes life a cakewalk.

G, didn't say it was easy.

About condom counters: get a big sampler pack from Amazon, something like 100-200 condoms from different brands and styles.

Try counting THAT, you psycho.

By the way, most girls start getting crazy jealeous when they are cheating themselves, so check her for evidence. And if she is getting some action herself, keep fucking her. Just dont ever take her seriously again.

Women are like the motherfuckin po-lice. They can have all the evidence in the world ...but they want the confession. ~Chris Rock

How can this possibly be a problem in Thailand? If she don't want to be a lead actress, there are 10 understudies ready to take her place.

Had a similar thing happen in Manila last week. Girl finds a long hair, holds it up and comments that it is straight whereas her hair is not.

I had only been in that apartment about 2 days so I said "damned cleaners are not very thorough here". Seemed to satisfy her, or was enough for her "plausible deniability".

With the condom counters, I have not been challenged, but I've sensed that their "mouse is racing around in its wheel" sometimes, as they notice how many condoms still on the strip.

I've started to always have just 3 or 4 on hand and tear them into singles if they come in a strip of 2 or more.

JJ is correct, and the girls kind of know that they are not exclusive, but they still don't want you to rub their nose in the fact.

What are condoms?

Go to a local university and get a giant pack of free condoms. Not sure if this works in Thailand. Stock up in the U.S.

Quote: (11-24-2013 05:46 PM)calihunter Wrote:  

Dude bro amigo.. change the sheets

To be honest............

I have only have 1 set out here!

They are really expensive in Thailand as most beds are King size. I use American bedding. Import.

When I wash my bedding, I have to sleep without any for a night while it dries outside.

Maybe I should cover myself in double sided sticky tape and roll around on the bed for a few minutes!

Good idea on the condoms - get 100 or more and move them around from one drawer to another, spread them out! Keep her on her toes so to speak.

I actually had a girl in London accuse me of cheating because I DID change the sheets!

Fucking women, you can never win... haha.

If you wash your bedding first thing in the morning, surely it would be dry by the time you go to bed!?

It has to sun dry here in Thailand - 2 days is best I find, plus I get up late at the moment.

Anyway, she was back on the Line messenger today like nothing happened. Now she sends me a text saying, "I really like you." That's one away from "I love you".

Crazy girls.

the more drama you cause both up and down the more they get hooked

I've been having a problem with girls leaving make up stains. That shit on a white carpet? Fuck.

That doesn't help if you're getting one around at lunchtime and another in the evening

Quote: (11-25-2013 09:11 AM)Marmite Wrote:  

If you wash your bedding first thing in the morning, surely it would be dry by the time you go to bed!?

Quote: (11-24-2013 05:12 PM)JJ Roberts Wrote:  

Here is an idea.

How about letting up women that you hook up know from the start that you dont' do fenced relationships?

Hey JJ, did you get any black hairs on your bed while you were in Guadalajera?

Quote: (11-25-2013 08:27 PM)scotian Wrote:  

Hey JJ, did you get any black hairs on your bed while you were in Guadalajera?

yup

Quote: (11-25-2013 08:01 PM)Antipodean Wrote:  

That doesn't help if you're getting one around at lunchtime and another in the evening

Quote: (11-25-2013 09:11 AM)Marmite Wrote:  

If you wash your bedding first thing in the morning, surely it would be dry by the time you go to bed!?

Then for the love of God buy another set of bedding!

Oh dear.

She came back again today, 2 weeks later.

I was prepared this time. Sheets washed. Every hair picked up off the bed and off the sofa and cushions.

She had thought about it and realized that maybe she was being a bit crazy and that she could have made a mistake.

Ah.... All is calm again.

We sat down on the sofa. She stared at my new DVD player. "What's that?" she asked.

"A new DVD player" I answered.

"No, that..."

And hanging off my freshly dried bathroom towel on the drying rack, was the longest, most incriminating hair I've ever seen in my whole life.

"Um..."

Fuck.

"Where's my toothbrush and face cream I left here" she asked solemnly. "Why you put it away in a drawer? To hide from girls?"

"Um..."

So I went to retrieve it for her. 1 tube of face-cream. 3 girls toothbrushes. Fuck! Which one?

I handed her the face-cream and put the most likely tooth-brush on my desk. She picked it up.

"What the fuck is this?"

"Er... it's new, I already have 3, you can have that one..."

"Not my fucking toothbrush" and she threw it in the bin.

Well. Needless to say I think it's best if I don't see this one again. She was pretty hurt. Said she fell in love. They have a tendency to do that in Thailand. How deep that love goes is questionable.

Still, I feel bad at moments like this.

Damn those hairs!

Moral of this story - label those fucking chick's possessions in bags of their own.

You do know another option is to just tell her you are seeing other girls. If she doesn't like that she can be on her way. It might surprise you how many will huff and puff about it but they keep coming back.

I think you're biggest problem is not hairs lying around, but you letting her put you on the defensive. You're leaving her free to attack you while you are backpedaling and making excuses.

If a girl starts getting pissy with me, my favorite thing to do is slowly walk up to her, look her in the eyes, grab her by the throat or a handful of hair on the back of her head, and start making out with her. Unless she was fucking furious, they almost always go submissive. Girls love that shit. Then slap her on the ass firmly and tell her to stop asking questions. Throw her on the bed, whatever. Let her know you own her.

With that said, I generally clean up hairs before a new chick comes over as a common courtesy. I wouldn't wanna lay in some chicks bed on top of a bunch of hair from other dudes.

I usually just say something cheeky

The hair: "It's yours! I kept it on my towel to remember you by!"

The toothbrush: "Which one's yours again? I've had too many girls over"

Say it with a shit-eating cheeky grin and slap her on the arse or something.

Usually they say "You're such a dick", start smiling, slap me on the arm and I kiss them.

(Based on Taiwanese girls, not Thais)