Writing about last night's adventures in SEAsia thread got me thinking of this.

I've gotten a couple Thai girls to put my dick in their mouth in the middle of dark late night disco in Samui. Crazy early morning hours. Just had them lay their head in my lap like they were passing out. Obviously dirty sluts but who's keeping track?

I also had an ex-girlfriend blowing me in a bar in America once. The only other customer was sitting around the corner of the bar staring at the TV and every time the bartender turned around she just leaned down and started knobbing. It was really obvious too - we were sitting right up at the bar and if someone would have turned around they would definitely have caught us.

I think I've got some others but those are the ones that stand out in my mind at the moment.

Obviously just a cheap thrill. Share your stories.

I'll bet El Mech's got a few doozies in this department.

Remember once while making out with a girl on the dancefloor, she put her hand down my pants and started jerking me off. Guess that doesn't really count though.

Quote: (08-06-2013 10:06 AM)Sargon of Akkad Wrote:  

Remember once while making out with a girl on the dancefloor, she put her hand down my pants and started jerking me off.

Atta girl.

Quote: (08-06-2013 09:55 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

Writing about last night's adventures in SEAsia thread got me thinking of this.

I've gotten a couple Thai girls to put my dick in their mouth in the middle of dark late night disco in Samui. Crazy early morning hours. Just had them lay their head in my lap like they were passing out. Obviously dirty sluts but who's keeping track?

I also had an ex-girlfriend blowing me in a bar in America once. The only other customer was sitting around the corner of the bar staring at the TV and every time the bartender turned around she just leaned down and started knobbing. It was really obvious too - we were sitting right up at the bar and if someone would have turned around they would definitely have caught us.

I think I've got some others but those are the ones that stand out in my mind at the moment.

Obviously just a cheap thrill. Share your stories.

I'll bet El Mech's got a few doozies in this department.

Sure they weren't lady boys?

In my early 20s I lived in a town with a dominant minor league hockey team. They would routinely kick the shit out of other teams 10-1 and everyone at the game would get wasted and then go to the bar across the street. Which had a dance floor and $1 drafts. On more than one occasion a blackout drunk chick sucked my dick on the dance floor. My buddy also fucked a hot south american girl in the ass in the bushes outside. I've had girlfriends do this also on occasion in bars throughout life.

Many times. I always swing for the fences. If not inside I try to walk them to the back or to a dark alley.

I've fingered girls in the middle of the dance floor.

Banged a stripper at the bar of the strip club once. (Got kicked physically about two minutes in)

The best way is to go on line to the bathroom with a girl and follow her in. Tip the bathroom dude if its a problem.

These are great nights because you can bang the girl, get that shit out of the way, and go back out and chill with your homies or get more girls after.

There's a swingers' club in the UK where BJs on the dancefloor are commonplace. They dim the lights, some curtains come down and it gets very dark, then all hell breaks loose.

Quote: (08-06-2013 10:53 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

Quote: (08-06-2013 09:55 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

Writing about last night's adventures in SEAsia thread got me thinking of this.

I've gotten a couple Thai girls to put my dick in their mouth in the middle of dark late night disco in Samui. Crazy early morning hours. Just had them lay their head in my lap like they were passing out. Obviously dirty sluts but who's keeping track?

I also had an ex-girlfriend blowing me in a bar in America once. The only other customer was sitting around the corner of the bar staring at the TV and every time the bartender turned around she just leaned down and started knobbing. It was really obvious too - we were sitting right up at the bar and if someone would have turned around they would definitely have caught us.

I think I've got some others but those are the ones that stand out in my mind at the moment.

Obviously just a cheap thrill. Share your stories.

I'll bet El Mech's got a few doozies in this department.

Sure they weren't lady boys?

Quote: (08-06-2013 10:53 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

Quote: (08-06-2013 09:55 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

Writing about last night's adventures in SEAsia thread got me thinking of this.

I've gotten a couple Thai girls to put my dick in their mouth in the middle of dark late night disco in Samui. Crazy early morning hours. Just had them lay their head in my lap like they were passing out. Obviously dirty sluts but who's keeping track?

I also had an ex-girlfriend blowing me in a bar in America once. The only other customer was sitting around the corner of the bar staring at the TV and every time the bartender turned around she just leaned down and started knobbing. It was really obvious too - we were sitting right up at the bar and if someone would have turned around they would definitely have caught us.

I think I've got some others but those are the ones that stand out in my mind at the moment.

Obviously just a cheap thrill. Share your stories.

I'll bet El Mech's got a few doozies in this department.

Sure they weren't lady boys?

Good one. Though slightly played out as far as Thailand jokes go...For the record I had my share of ladyboy mistakes when I first moved out here and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I even tell my buddies back home. No shame in an accident. One "girl" I made out with was so realistic she even fooled my Thai buddies.

But yes, I'm sure these ones were not. It wasn't just blowjob and go - took them back home afterwards to more thoroughly examine the goods. And I met them both in more lit up bars earlier in the night.

A lot of women have public sex fantasies and a little fondling or popping a quick dick in the mouth is a way to act out that fantasy without taking the full risk. Don't think I've ever had a girlfriend who wasn't into it in some form or another even if it was just a little hand job at the theater or blowjobs on the freeway. Add in some liquor and well...anything can happen.

Could be a dangerous one in a dark Thai club where those kind of women hang out though. Absolutely. Proceed with caution.

Quote: (08-06-2013 11:31 AM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

Banged a stripper at the bar of the strip club once.

Nice I came close to doing this in the states once too but didn't quite pull it off.

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(Got kicked physically about two minutes in)

By the bouncer, I'm assuming?

I knew this sweet proper corporate girl I used to work with. I heard she blew an NFL hall of famer (you would all know him) in the bathroom of a bar across the street from work.

I had a VIP table at a club in a big city.

As soon as the bottle girls lead my group to our raised table so the whole dance floor could see us, I leaned over with a drink and pulled this one girl up.

Got her a drink then we proceeded to the dance floor where the unzipped my pants and jacked me off with her tits (under her shirt so it was conspicuous )

Tried to bring her into the bathroom. Bouncer was being a dick. Even offered to tip him $50 bucks and he wouldn't bite.

Huge cock block.

Yeah. First when I walk in she goes, "I've been watching you all night."

I laugh and go, "I just got here. Buy me a drink for lying to me."

She goes, "what are you drinking?"

It was on after that. She came from around the bar and got next to me.

Pulled the two bar stools together to get us closer. Rubbed her pussy a little. She allowed it. Took my dick out. Put the condom on, slid her thong to the side and slipped it in. It looked like I was standing and she was sitting on the stool. I was trying to go slow so no one would see. Her friend comes up to talk to us, looks down, sees my cock in her and yells, "mayra what the fuck are you doing!!?"

Then my boy comes around who knew the manager and is like, "yo your on camera not at the bar man not at the bar!"

Them bouncers came an grabbed me by my neck. They were already pissed I was still wearing my hat they told me to take off.

Just one of those days. Shit will go down in the history books though. My boy still brings it up all the time.

Ended up making her my girl for a few months but it got to crazy. The free weed and clothes were not worth the mental insanity. Sex was Great though.

Back before I took the red pill I flicked some chick's bean on the dance floor.

Then she walked away and went back to her group without saying a word, as did I.

Never from a chick I haven't already banged. I've taken a few girls to the bathroom of a bar/club while out on a subsequent date though. One girl I dated for a few months wanted to go bang in the bathroom literally every single time we were out at a bar (she had a really fucked up Catholic upbringing and I think she had a fetish for exhibitionism). It actually got pretty annoying, especially at bars I like to go to a lot that I didn't want to get banned from.

Actually, now that I think about it I did get a handjob on the dance floor once. Problem was there were way too few people in the club and we were spotted and thrown out within seconds.

beej in the bar? No. In the alley behind the bar? yep.

Yes, got dick sucked by an american in Budapest and masturbated by a Polish girl in Poland, which I banged in the street after XD

This crazy NY chick once gave me a HJ on a couch in a near desolate bar around closing time. Nearly got caught, but it was pretty exciting. Banged one time in a bathroom in a latin club, but it was a girl I had been seeing.

Quote: (08-06-2013 11:31 AM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

Many times. I always swing for the fences. If not inside I try to walk them to the back or to a dark alley.

I've fingered girls in the middle of the dance floor.

Banged a stripper at the bar of the strip club once. (Got kicked physically about two minutes in)

The best way is to go on line to the bathroom with a girl and follow her in. Tip the bathroom dude if its a problem.

These are great nights because you can bang the girl, get that shit out of the way, and go back out and chill with your homies or get more girls after.

Explain.

You follow random girls into the restroom?

Multiple times. Offhand:

-Avalon Hollywood (fucked an asian chick on the 3rd level in the ass)

-Fucked another chick in the VIP

-Fucked another one in the Green Room of Avalon

-Blvd 3 (fucked a girl in the dj booth)

-Tru Hollywood (fucked a girl in the downstairs Cathouse part after we closed.

-Fucked another one in the owners office

-Vegas

-Chateau: patio bathrooms and the Gardens as well

-EBC/Surrender: in a cabana bathroom.

Could go on and on. Escalate escalate escalate.

I've only gotten one BJ in a bar bathroom. The biggest problem is sneaking it past the staff. If you can figure that out, you win.

Most places in Boston are too small to sneak around and not be noticed. Also, a lot of clubs put staff by the bathrooms just to make sure people don't fuck in there.

Approached a girl in a nightclub in Germany out of a group of 4 in a proper moment when she was alone. Turned out she was 19 (I was in my early 30s) and visiting friends from Poland. They had been drinking all night already. Little game was necessary before we started making out.
Took her to the entrance area where fewer people where at that time and had my hands below her bra. Then she was fumbling with my dick and I wanted to get her tits out but she resisted... Instead we went back to the dancefloor where she continued touching my dick and made me touch her inner thighs and pussy through her tight pants... I could tell she was enjoying it...

Wanted her to come home with me, but it took her so long to get "approval" from the other girls in her group. That and the language difficulties (she did not speak German and just very little English) got me so unnerved at that time that I eventually lost the mood and left the club alone... Always regretted it since, because this could have been my Polish flag which I have not captured until today.

I once got head in the University after hours. Right along the corridor by a small nook. Was the quickest one ever..less than 2 mins. It helped that the girl was really good at it

Pro Tip:

Make friends with the male bathroom attendant when you first get to the club. Tip him and not a couple bucks. Think a $20.

Later when you bring a girl into the men's bathroom, tip him again and wink at him. He'll know what's up. Take her into the handicapped stall or regular stall if they don't have one. Do your thing.

If the club/bar has security by the bathroom too, take care of them too.

Make it quick and don't be in there for 20 minutes.

I used to go to the same bar all the time and way before I took the red pill. But one girl started blowing me in front of everyone, once I noticed everyone staring we snuck off into the moldy ass basement. Then at the same bar I've fucked my sisters best friend in the ass and vag on two separate occasions. Ass was for my bday!