I'm not surprised at all about this, given how A) it's the Internet, and B) ridiculously bad guy-to-girl ratios, but some of these posts on Craigslist are so unreal that they just crack me up like no other.
Feel free to post anything you guys find.
Here are some samples I ran across:
1) "afternoon. i am a pro-domina in search of some easy, well behaved, lifestyle slaves. you may purchase some articles of my clothing (specifics to be discussed via email), if i am up to it, perhaps i can meet with you for some coffee or a quick lunch. when i say pro-domina, i mean it. i am very strict and take my profession seriously. if you are a foolish and disrespectful pervert, take your miserable self else where for i will NOT tolerate your shenanigans. i am 5'8, brunette, thin, and fair skinned. we can discuss in further detail what i am looking for in a lifestyle slave via email and i will provide you with my fetlife account. i am mistress Mary Magdalen and you are to be my pet."
2) "Greetings! I am a nice, spunky woman looking for nice male friends. I like people with a soft, fuzzy center and a lot of quirks, perhaps to the point of neurosis. I just spent 6 months volunteering at a holistic healing retreat center where I was surrounded by men that are trying to grow and live from the heart. It was so lovely to be around men like that and I want to meet more! I realize this is craigslist and I might only attract a bunch of men who want to send me pictures of their umm... junk. And I don't want that! Do not mail me your junk! No junk mail! Nice men is my new M.O. If you think all women want to be around insensitive a-holes... well, that's not me. I'm pretty fierce when it comes to my values and I'm kind until one of them is stepped on. So email me and maybe we can go on a walk and talk some time."
3) "Hello! I'm an attractive and beautiful, Dominican American! I'm looking for someone who can help me get my own place. I've been staying with friends and it hasn't been easy, as I'm used to having my own. Financial hardships caused me to loose my beautiful apartment. My own place is what I'm seeking and some assistance, and not an offer to live with you. A Sugardaddy would be good! Please, only serious replies. Mature men only. Thank you!"
This one here has GOT to be the worst...
4) "I'm a single, Caucasian, 26 year old female looking to co-parent a child with a single, Caucasian, disease & drug free, male between the ages of 27 & 35. However, I am NOT looking to raise this child on my own; the father must willingly be involved in the child's life in all aspects (mentally, emotionally, physically, financially, etc). Serious inquires should send messages with their description and a picture, I will reply with my reasoning behind this and a picture as well.
I am well aware that upon proceeding with this proposition, if all things are agreed by both parties, legal documentation and contracts will be generated."
Feel free to post anything you guys find.
Here are some samples I ran across:
1) "afternoon. i am a pro-domina in search of some easy, well behaved, lifestyle slaves. you may purchase some articles of my clothing (specifics to be discussed via email), if i am up to it, perhaps i can meet with you for some coffee or a quick lunch. when i say pro-domina, i mean it. i am very strict and take my profession seriously. if you are a foolish and disrespectful pervert, take your miserable self else where for i will NOT tolerate your shenanigans. i am 5'8, brunette, thin, and fair skinned. we can discuss in further detail what i am looking for in a lifestyle slave via email and i will provide you with my fetlife account. i am mistress Mary Magdalen and you are to be my pet."
2) "Greetings! I am a nice, spunky woman looking for nice male friends. I like people with a soft, fuzzy center and a lot of quirks, perhaps to the point of neurosis. I just spent 6 months volunteering at a holistic healing retreat center where I was surrounded by men that are trying to grow and live from the heart. It was so lovely to be around men like that and I want to meet more! I realize this is craigslist and I might only attract a bunch of men who want to send me pictures of their umm... junk. And I don't want that! Do not mail me your junk! No junk mail! Nice men is my new M.O. If you think all women want to be around insensitive a-holes... well, that's not me. I'm pretty fierce when it comes to my values and I'm kind until one of them is stepped on. So email me and maybe we can go on a walk and talk some time."
3) "Hello! I'm an attractive and beautiful, Dominican American! I'm looking for someone who can help me get my own place. I've been staying with friends and it hasn't been easy, as I'm used to having my own. Financial hardships caused me to loose my beautiful apartment. My own place is what I'm seeking and some assistance, and not an offer to live with you. A Sugardaddy would be good! Please, only serious replies. Mature men only. Thank you!"
This one here has GOT to be the worst...
4) "I'm a single, Caucasian, 26 year old female looking to co-parent a child with a single, Caucasian, disease & drug free, male between the ages of 27 & 35. However, I am NOT looking to raise this child on my own; the father must willingly be involved in the child's life in all aspects (mentally, emotionally, physically, financially, etc). Serious inquires should send messages with their description and a picture, I will reply with my reasoning behind this and a picture as well.
I am well aware that upon proceeding with this proposition, if all things are agreed by both parties, legal documentation and contracts will be generated."