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Beta males by age and region stats 2012
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Beta males by age and region stats 2012

Quote: (10-26-2012 08:20 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

If you drive anything other than a suped-up sports car or monster truck as a daily driver then you're Beta [Image: lol.gif]

Quote: (10-26-2012 08:20 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

suped-up sports car or monster truck

Quote: (10-26-2012 08:20 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

or

Having to chose between the two is zeta as fuck.
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#27

Beta males by age and region stats 2012

Alpha meets beta. He's alpha because the truck but beta because he didn't drive over the telephone pole.



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#28

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I like this one but I doubt it could get up to 88 MPH [Image: lol.gif]

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Team Nachos
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#29

Beta males by age and region stats 2012

Quote: (10-26-2012 08:15 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Hawaiians are big time betas. Who want's to live on such a chickenshit little island. It's so scared of the U.S. it swam away.

Even worse, who chooses to live on multiple little islands?

Real alphas just pick one. Island chains and archipelagos are for indecisive betas.

Know your enemy and know yourself, find naught in fear for 100 battles. Know yourself but not your enemy, find level of loss and victory. Know thy enemy but not yourself, wallow in defeat every time.
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#30

Beta males by age and region stats 2012

Guys with "You lose money chasing women, but you never lose women chasing money." as their signature are beta. A real alpha wouldn't have to chase either. [Image: lol.gif]

Quote: (02-16-2014 01:05 PM)jariel Wrote:  
Since chicks have decided they have the right to throw their pussies around like Joe Montana, I have the right to be Jerry Rice.
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#31

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Luck is for betas. Real alphas just get what they want. No luck involved.
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#32

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Hurricane Sandy is supposed to come to our area early next week. There are talk of evacuations, betas only evacuate their homes. Personally I'll be heading to the shore with a beach chair and a 12 pack and ride it out there.

Reppin the Jersey Shore.
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#33

Beta males by age and region stats 2012

Quote: (10-26-2012 09:40 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  

Guys with "You lose money chasing women, but you never lose women chasing money." as their signature are beta. A real alpha wouldn't have to chase either. [Image: lol.gif]

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Know your enemy and know yourself, find naught in fear for 100 battles. Know yourself but not your enemy, find level of loss and victory. Know thy enemy but not yourself, wallow in defeat every time.
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#34

Beta males by age and region stats 2012

This thread is beta.
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#35

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Anyone posting on an all-male internet forum about how to talk to girls is an omega (and probably gay).
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#36

Beta males by age and region stats 2012

Gangnam style is alpha because the guy doesn't give a fuck. All other music is beta trash, not even fit for internet trolls.

I'm also alpha for pointing this out. The buck stops here, internet.
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#37

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Posting on internet forums is beta, Alphas are too busy with bitches, money and supercars

Her pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola...
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#38

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Quote: (10-27-2012 06:20 AM)Hades Wrote:  

Gangnam style is alpha because the guy doesn't give a fuck. All other music is beta trash, not even fit for internet trolls.

I'm also alpha for pointing this out. The buck stops here, internet.

You sure? The guy leans on another guy in a sauna and has a dance duel with another guy, for chrissakes. That's totally Beta.

In all seriousness, I do love Gangnam Style. I shall now derail the thread by posting it:





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#39

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Alphas never "like" anyone else's posts. That shit is for followers, not leaders.

Dr Johnson rumbles with the RawGod. And lives to regret it.
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#40

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The letter alpha is seriously beta
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#41

Beta males by age and region stats 2012

Quote: (10-27-2012 07:09 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Quote: (10-27-2012 06:20 AM)Hades Wrote:  

Gangnam style is alpha because the guy doesn't give a fuck. All other music is beta trash, not even fit for internet trolls.

I'm also alpha for pointing this out. The buck stops here, internet.

You sure? The guy leans on another guy in a sauna and has a dance duel with another guy, for chrissakes. That's totally Beta.

In all seriousness, I do love Gangnam Style. I shall now derail the thread by posting it:




He does beta stuff because he just doesn't care. That's prime credentials for being recognized as a superalpha.

/I kid, I kid. [Image: biggrin.gif]
Yeah the video is pretty awesome.
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#42

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Players are beta because they spend all their time trying to get sex from women. Supplicating pussies.
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#43

Beta males by age and region stats 2012

Quote: (10-26-2012 09:58 PM)NYJ Wrote:  

Hurricane Sandy is supposed to come to our area early next week. There are talk of evacuations, betas only evacuate their homes. Personally I'll be heading to the shore with a beach chair and a 12 pack and ride it out there.

12 packs are beta.
A real alpha drinks an entire keg and drinks straight from it.
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#44

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Dudes in flip flops are beta.

I dont know why but it doesn't matter, they are beta.
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#45

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Guys who spend tons of time on the internet are beta, because they don't have time to game!

99.5% of the men in USA are beta so, you could have saved a ton of time by just saying that.

Finding guys in America that are Alpha, that's the real task! Beta is easy to find!
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#46

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mechanico, what spurred you to create this thread?

and whose definition of 'alpha' are you parodying?
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#47

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posting below me is beta as fuck.

Nope.
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#48

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Anyone that hasn't had at least 5 girls join the forum just to PM you for a bang is BETA.
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#49

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Not eating red meat is beta. I eat cow for breakfast.
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#50

Beta males by age and region stats 2012

Quote: (10-31-2012 02:28 AM)Rosca Wrote:  

posting below me is beta as fuck.

Anybody who posts above me is beta as fuck.
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