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08-18-2012, 11:17 AM
I've had plenty of good text messages with crazy chicks, but sadly they've been lost as I've upgraded my phones over the years. Too bad I would have loved to post in this thread.
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08-18-2012, 01:26 PM
Farmageddon, El mech, etc. : how d you guys make a screenshot of the conversation? I guess it's Viber or somehting.
Pls let us now so we can copy paste some stuff
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08-18-2012, 01:31 PM
Hold the home button and click the top on off button and it snaps a pic.
Who's Hank moody?
Do you guys want more messages?
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08-18-2012, 01:39 PM
"Hold the home button and click the top on off button and it snaps a pic."
Doesn't work on my Android... are you guys using I-phones?
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08-18-2012, 02:36 PM
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08-18-2012, 02:52 PM
Unfuckingbelievable, All these texts are from 2:45 to 3:14 PM, Seems like one of these is getting slayed tonight
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08-18-2012, 06:19 PM
El Mech, I was thinking about this, you could make serious money doing text boot camps. The beautiful thing about that is you could field calls from all over the country. The service would be like "The Next Text" or some shit, just charge dudes a buck per text that you formulate. They send you screenshots of their conversation thus far, you give them the next answer. I guarantee you if you advertised, you'd be swamped and texting all day long telling dudes what to write and make some coin off of it. Pretty sure you could make about $75 an hour doing this.
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08-20-2012, 04:39 AM
Haha partially slutty. Thats gold
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08-20-2012, 04:56 AM
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08-20-2012, 09:06 PM
Nice played slubu, I like it. Can tell she's definitely interested, but who knows if she'll put out by just text messaging.
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08-20-2012, 09:17 PM
Slubu-she is playing the boyfriend defense (and probably really does have a boyfriend) but wants to keep milking you for attention. Probably has a bunch of friendzoned beta orbiters and is hoping to add you to the collection.
She doesn't seem worth investing any more effort into. I would put her on the backburner and text her maybe once every 3-4 weeks to monitor the situation and her interest level.
This seems like a long shot but sometimes it actually comes through. I went out on a date with a chick months ago and she blew me off after that. We would see each other at nightspots regularly and ignored each other. This weekend she approached me in a bar,asked if i still had her number, and is now eager to see me. I have no idea what changed-maybe she is just horny for my type these days.
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08-20-2012, 09:29 PM
Slubu I've got this! give me a bit don't send her shit ok? I'm heading out now don't send her anything ok?!
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08-20-2012, 09:37 PM
Load Emoji emoticon app in your phone if you don't have it..
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08-20-2012, 09:41 PM
Haha ok el mech, it's all yours. I wasn't going to text her until wednesday to invite her out thursday, so I'm holding off anyway.
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08-20-2012, 10:00 PM
Can't wait to see how el mech turn this trick...
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08-22-2012, 03:29 PM
Slubu- my input here is whenever girls send me longwinded horseshit like that I keep my reply short and blunt, and maybe dismissive if I've felt her out appropriately. For instance:
where she leaves off:
"Please don't hate me!"
I'd probably text:
"K I'm busy so I didn't read that novel you wrote me but it sounds like we're good for Thursday at 8PM. I'll pick you up."
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08-22-2012, 03:48 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I now approach texting a whole new way thanks to el mech. After every time I send what I'm about to send to a girl, I say to myself... "What would el mech do?"