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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband
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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

I found this article:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...other.html

Her Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/lauriejaderotic/?hl=sv


Self-confessed sex addict, 30, who's slept with 200 men and lost her virginity AGED 12 says she's now celibate after becoming a mother


Laurie Jade Woodruff, 30, from Sheffield, used to sleep with six men a week but birth of 18-month-old son Henry made her change her ways.
Since attending Sex and Love Addicts anonymous meetings she has been celibate for four months.


[Image: 10772602-6789343-Laurie_Jade_Woodruff_30...845237.jpg]

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- "She said that she has slept with so many men, between 100 and 200, that she has lost count of her number of conquests."

- "Her loss of her virginity as a 12-year-old was just the start of an obsession that took over her life."

- "One one occasion, when in her 20s, Ms Woodruff had sex with six men at once at a Liverpool sex party while her ex watched. "

- "the 'six big relationships' that she has had have not lasted long because her partners could not handle her promiscuity. She and Henry's dad, Ian, split up because of her addiction, she added."

- "But Ms Woodruff only realised that she needed to get help when, rather than prioritising her son, she was too busy obsessing over sex and sleeping with controlling men."

- "To be dominated has always been my thing but I became a slave to this type of guy,' she said"

- "There was a discrepancy between men being a 'legend or a player' if they were promiscuous and highly sexed women being judged harshly"

- "Monogamy is now the aim, the 30-year-old added, but she will always be 'highly sexual'."

So four months celibate after a 200 notch count, isn't that just amazing?
Doesn't this put an end and finally prove that men should stop judging women for having slept around?

Anyway, what was the first thought you had reading this?
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#2

Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

Which one of you is going to step up, be a REAL MAN and marry this human version of a cum-stained adult theater seat?

"If you're gonna raise a ruckus, one word of advice: if you're gonna do wrong, buddy, do wrong right."
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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

One: WB! She looks very pretty in the picture, although I strongly suspect some combination of Myspace angles and Photoshop. You'd have to be crazy to try to LTR her. She's plate material only.

Two: she probably considers herself a born again virgin if she went a few months without getting laid. Her past is all behind her, and she deserves a fresh chance. We should not judge her, and should accept her as she would like to be thought of.

Update: Instagram shows she is not fat. However, she has fake tits, which are a deal breaker for me. Also, it now appears to me that she was escorting, not picking up randoms. She's probably had a lot more than 200 guys.

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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

So powerful, so brave!

She's attention whoring pure and simple.

Check her IG, she's got some mileage on her - but she'd be fun in the sack.
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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

Quote: (03-11-2019 01:02 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

Check her IG, she's got some mileage on her - but she'd be fun in the sack.

Unless her "celibacy" after giving birth is one of those hormonal things where she'll never be fun in the sack again.

Hidey-ho, RVFerinos!
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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

Take a good look at both of these Instagram pictures, which were posted next to one another, and try and tell me women can’t make a good fist of simultaneously engaging in outright whoring and “moral” attention-whoring about tragedy and other deeper issues:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BuW5NxSh9rQ/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BuZg1KoAhS0/

“I am not a whore anymore” =====> gets 20k followers for admitting she was/is a whore.

How can her neural pathways possibly banish whoredom, literal or figurative, from her life when the reward schedule/feedback loop is so positive for her?

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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

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Laurie Jade Woodruff, 30, used to sleep with up to six men a week

I'm not a mathematician, but even 4 dudes a week for a year is 208 men. If she slept with only 1 man a week from 18 to 30, that's still 624 men. She's definitely been with over 1000.
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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

"Laurie Jade Woodruff" can't be her real name. She's most certainly Polish with this physiognomy:

[Image: 10772596-6789343-Ms_Woodruff_from_Sheffi...991486.jpg]
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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

Quote: (03-11-2019 01:16 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

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Laurie Jade Woodruff, 30, used to sleep with up to six men a week

I'm not a mathematician, but even 4 dudes a week for a year is 208 men. If she slept with only 1 man a week from 18 to 30, that's still 624 men. She's definitely been with over 1000.

Always use the rule of thumb, and multiply a womans notch count by 3 so over thousand would make sense.
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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

Is the kid putting a kitchen knife in his mouth ?
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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

Search engines, which use older counts, list her Instagram as having <8,000 followers.

The mere announcement of her being a used-up whore has granted her, at a minimum, 12,000 additional orbiters, probably soon to be 120,000.

Yeah, she’s totally going to give up whoring now! Anyone who doubts it is a misogynist, insecure man! Strong women! Yay!

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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

Don't suppose anybody's buying her book, then?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Diary-Addict-La...ruff-ebook

It could be me! Sheffield's not too far from where I live.

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Actually, scratch that. I just looked at her Facebook:

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Right,my son is definitely saying -'fuck off ' and I don't know where he's got it from because it definitely want[sic] me ....

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Men are not creepy. Do you know what’s creepy? Spiders, because we don’t know how they move.
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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

Her parents gave her the middle name of a stripper.

Does a woman like this have anything she could share with a husband that she hasn’t shared with dozens, if not hundreds of other guys? We know that with hundreds of sex partners there’s nothing physical she hasn’t done. And the sheer volume of partners suggests complete inability to form any kind of emotional connection. And I can’t imagine most men being open to the possibility of trying to establish a connection. Even the most beta incels will be put off and withdraw from her due to her past. And let’s face it, she’s not the type to break it off to beta incels. She likely expects an alpha chad who has options.

This woman was a lost cause when she started fucking at 12.
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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

Female notches shouldn’t be referred to as conquests as they are in the article, you’re not conquering cock you dumb whore, you got conquered.
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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

What’s the deal with women Losing their virginities at 12, this the fourth time I’ve heard of this. This isn’t anything to be happy about, to laugh about, to even discuss only shame. This shows complete lack of self discipline. This is like those people who get to over 600 pounds. All she has to say is No, there’s no power or strength in this.

All jokes aside, this I feel VERY bad for her son.
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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

Quote: (03-11-2019 03:24 PM)Donfitz007 Wrote:  

What’s the deal with women Losing their virginities at 12, this the fourth time I’ve heard of this. This isn’t anything to be happy about, to laugh about, to even discuss only shame. This shows complete lack of self discipline. This is like those people who get to over 600 pounds. All she has to say is No, there’s no power or strength in this.

All jokes aside, this I feel VERY bad for her son.

Sons of internet famous whores might be the next generation school shooters.
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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

Quote: (03-11-2019 01:19 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

"Laurie Jade Woodruff" can't be her real name. She's most certainly Polish with this physiognomy:

[Image: 10772596-6789343-Ms_Woodruff_from_Sheffi...991486.jpg]


The bigger the hoop...
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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

I also like how they say “her previous serious partners couldn’t handle her promiscuity.” That’s some serious hamster. Most guys don’t want to get chucked the moment their back is turned. Most guys don’t want to establish an emotional attachment to a woman with such a high probability of clicking them. And women with hundreds of partners are generally unable to form emotional connections.

I actually read the article and saw something very telling. She’s drawn to controlling domineering guys. I pretty much assumed this anyway. But they said it in the article as if this was merely “her type.”

In a nutshell, this woman has borderline personality disorder.
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Quote: (03-11-2019 01:24 PM)Constitution45 Wrote:  

Is the kid putting a kitchen knife in his mouth ?

[Image: 10772602-6789343-Laurie_Jade_Woodruff_30...845237.jpg]

Mommy's been telling him how she used to suck cack

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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

Quote: (03-11-2019 03:33 PM)Matsufubu Wrote:  

Quote: (03-11-2019 01:19 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

"Laurie Jade Woodruff" can't be her real name. She's most certainly Polish with this physiognomy:

[Image: 10772596-6789343-Ms_Woodruff_from_Sheffi...991486.jpg]


The bigger the hoop...

.....The bigger the heart.... I use that all the time on chicks. Very effective.

Now WBWW(Would Bang Wouldn't Wife). Could be fun to be 201.
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Quote: (03-11-2019 12:52 PM)No More Mr. Soy Boy Wrote:  

- "To be dominated has always been my thing but I became a slave to this type of guy,' she said"

Some of you vanilla sex having chumps will never know anything about this
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#22

Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

Strong, empowered.

8/10 WB

Apparently on her instagram, she had a kid that died a few weeks after it was born.

Makes you wonder...
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Quote: (03-11-2019 03:24 PM)Donfitz007 Wrote:  

What’s the deal with women Losing their virginities at 12, this the fourth time I’ve heard of this. This isn’t anything to be happy about, to laugh about, to even discuss only shame. This shows complete lack of self discipline. This is like those people who get to over 600 pounds. All she has to say is No, there’s no power or strength in this.

All jokes aside, this I feel VERY bad for her son.

There are people alive today in USA and other western countries who remember when 12 year old sluts got married off asap. Once they popped out a few kids by 15 to their husbands, they sluttiness drops significantly.

Mexico only about a year ago raised its marriage age to 18, which makes no sense in every single smaller village where girls often get married off by 15 or so. In about 3 years there is going to be a huuuge glut of unmarried 18 year old Mexican women.

Go South young man, go South (and don't get shot or kidnapped).
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Quote: (03-11-2019 04:58 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  

Strong, empowered.

8/10 WB

Apparently on her instagram, she had a kid that died a few weeks after it was born.

Makes you wonder...

If she was so high on heroin that the child died of hunger?
If she got angry at the crying and shook it to death?
If she killed it for attention?


Yeah, I wondered about that too.
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Strong independent mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

Now that’s the thousand cock stare.
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