Quote: (11-16-2018 07:02 AM)TwinTurbo Wrote:  

I'm in Kampala now and here for another month - anyone in town? Hit me up!

So far I'm digging this city. I'll post some info once I've been here longer

Hey Twin Turbo, regret I did not come back to this thread while you were in Kampala. Just curious where you stayed while there and how it was? Secondly, did you visit Acacia Avenue while in Kampala (I know, its a rhetorical question). Did you frequent Bubbles O’Leary’s and Big Mike’s across the way? Also, did you venture to Kabalagala? Most the locals will try to caution you away (most the Hotel staff warn you away from this area as it is a walk on the wild side). However, I found Kabalagala the spot that got my primordial juices flowing with the loud music, buzzing activity and hot-bodied Ugandan hotties letting their hair down. I know, definitely a sleazier vibe, but if you have a little savvy and not your first rodeo, can be interesting.

Any info on how black Americans men are viewed in Africa?

Quote: (11-18-2018 01:43 PM)Captain_Crunch Wrote:  

I have never thought myself to me a connoisseur of "big" butts - but my stay in Uganda had my head on a swivel. Just not used to seeing a big firm but tapering to a thin waist. I am posting four photos of the same Ugandan woman who seems to have been blessed in this venue.

Captain, who is that chick?

Quote: (11-18-2018 03:23 PM)Snag87 Wrote:  

Any info on how black Americans men are viewed in Africa?

I thought they were always viewed as great.

Hey man - I'm still here, just got here a few days actually.
I am indeed staying right by acacia mall which I think is the best logistics possible in kampala.

I did hit bubbles the other day and that place is both great but also dangerous: 1 girl I already slept with and 3 other girls I was already talking to from Tinder were all there at the same time, and I had to eject the situation. I went to a more local place on the same street and that was a better vibe for me, since I was the only white guy vs a bubbles/big mikes which had a lot of sleazy/old expats and white people in general.

Good to know about "Kabalagala" I will certainly check that out, any specific bar you recommend there?

I bet you're missing uganda already by now

Quote: (11-18-2018 01:53 PM)Captain_Crunch Wrote:  

Quote: (11-16-2018 07:02 AM)TwinTurbo Wrote:  

I'm in Kampala now and here for another month - anyone in town? Hit me up!

So far I'm digging this city. I'll post some info once I've been here longer

Hey Twin Turbo, regret I did not come back to this thread while you were in Kampala. Just curious where you stayed while there and how it was? Secondly, did you visit Acacia Avenue while in Kampala (I know, its a rhetorical question). Did you frequent Bubbles O’Leary’s and Big Mike’s across the way? Also, did you venture to Kabalagala? Most the locals will try to caution you away (most the Hotel staff warn you away from this area as it is a walk on the wild side). However, I found Kabalagala the spot that got my primordial juices flowing with the loud music, buzzing activity and hot-bodied Ugandan hotties letting their hair down. I know, definitely a sleazier vibe, but if you have a little savvy and not your first rodeo, can be interesting.

Lino wrote: "Captain, who is that chick?"


LOL, she is a woman I met during my time in Kampala - now a social media acquaintance. By the way, they are all on Facebook and Instagram it seems. If you want to have sons that are linebackers, then this is the woman for you. What is not noticeable, she is a very large woman, approximately 5'10" - 5'11". Can only guess her weight

Hey RVFers, I am a local from Uganda. If you are in the country don’t hesitate to send me a dm and I’ll be obliged to show you around.

Quote: (11-19-2018 09:03 AM)TwinTurbo Wrote:  

Hey man - I'm still here, just got here a few days actually.
I am indeed staying right by acacia mall which I think is the best logistics possible in kampala.

I did hit bubbles the other day and that place is both great but also dangerous: 1 girl I already slept with and 3 other girls I was already talking to from Tinder were all there at the same time, and I had to eject the situation. I went to a more local place on the same street and that was a better vibe for me, since I was the only white guy vs a bubbles/big mikes which had a lot of sleazy/old expats and white people in general.

Good to know about "Kabalagala" I will certainly check that out, any specific bar you recommend there?

I bet you're missing uganda already by now

Quote: (11-18-2018 01:53 PM)Captain_Crunch Wrote:  

Quote: (11-16-2018 07:02 AM)TwinTurbo Wrote:  

I'm in Kampala now and here for another month - anyone in town? Hit me up!

So far I'm digging this city. I'll post some info once I've been here longer

Hey Twin Turbo, regret I did not come back to this thread while you were in Kampala. Just curious where you stayed while there and how it was? Secondly, did you visit Acacia Avenue while in Kampala (I know, its a rhetorical question). Did you frequent Bubbles O’Leary’s and Big Mike’s across the way? Also, did you venture to Kabalagala? Most the locals will try to caution you away (most the Hotel staff warn you away from this area as it is a walk on the wild side). However, I found Kabalagala the spot that got my primordial juices flowing with the loud music, buzzing activity and hot-bodied Ugandan hotties letting their hair down. I know, definitely a sleazier vibe, but if you have a little savvy and not your first rodeo, can be interesting.

TwinTurbo, you are spot on. Bubbles and Big Mike’s do cater to the over 50’s, 3-times divorced expats. It is generally a good start for men unfamiliar with Africa, hoping for a safer place to get started. Good idea staying near the mall. Arcadia Suites is a popular stay for tourists; Kampala Serena for those with a little more bank. During my stay, I stayed at the cheapest hotel possible where I was still able to drink the water.

Definitely check out Kabalagala bro. Do you have anyone to go out with? If not, you will be okay (crime in Uganda is nothing like Nigeria and some of the other countries. However, a single foreigner will stand out, so keep your wits about you (and wallet in front pocket). To sum up Kabalagala, this is the area of Uganda that you have come to see its nightlife and rock-hard, curvy, sensual women. It is Kabalagala where the women let their hair down, were form-fitting dresses and tight-hip-hugging denim. And no one, and I mean no one, can get on the dance floor and shake that booty like a Ugandan woman. The same is true for Kansanga – ensure you give Kansamga a shot also. It is almost worth the trip just to sit back with a cold libation on a tepid evening and watch the pulse-racing show. A few of the places I recommend you frequent while in Kabalagala is the “Capital Club”. At Capital Club expect to see sex-workers crawling about. Simply tell them not interested and they will go away. There is also DePosh. A smaller joint, however, definitely worth the visit. Others you should not miss are “Club Amnesia” In Kananga, try out “Al’s Bar” and “Half London” for sure. You will find that thee are a countless clubs scattered in-between and all about. Ny advice, just like fishing, if you are not getting a bite, push on to the next fishing hole. The best thing about Uganda, it is like shooting fish in a barrel. Good fishing my brother!

Captain Crunch I will certainly be checking out Kabalagala area this weekend, thanks for all the intel.

Regarding places crawling with hookers, Uganda is like Disney-fucking-land compared to Ghana where I just came from. I haven't yet had to deal with any of that shit other than at Bubbles and it wasnt bad. In Accra 1 out of 2 or maybe 2/3 chicks in any mid to high end bar is a hooker, it was out of control. The locals say its a recent phenomenon there, maybe fueled by Tinder where now every plain jane thinks they can make a quick buck spreading her legs.

Re: Kabalagala - Can you remember the name of any spots you went there? Someone mentioned Guvnor as a solid spot, did you check that out?

Question regarding Kampala which I am not sure were answered :
- I have the prejudice about most of black africa that you get really easily harassed by a lot of people (demanding you money etc.) just because you are white. Not true?
- How reliable is the internet ?
- I understand the best area would be around the Acacia Mall. There are condos around there - same style than in Asia/S-A with gyms/swimming pool?
- How good is the food - is it cheap if you want some more Occidental food (italian, mexican, etc.) ?
- Last but not least... not super very much into huge bootys - appreciate much more the skinny type with as big as possible boobs. There are some there ? Some of the booties I have seen reading the topic are just ''too much'' for my tastes.

BTW, seen some pictures of the ''Nyege-Nyege'' festival and it looked nice. Apparently banned now?
https://ugbliz.com/wp-content/uploads/20...48x600.jpg

Thank you for the very interesting topic.

Quote: (02-06-2018 03:10 PM)mickeyd Wrote:  

OP

LMAOOOOOO

Quote: (11-22-2018 07:31 AM)TwinTurbo Wrote:  

Captain Crunch I will certainly be checking out Kabalagala area this weekend, thanks for all the intel.

Re: Kabalagala - Can you remember the name of any spots you went there? Someone mentioned Guvnor as a solid spot, did you check that out?

“Guvnor” is in the Industrial area. There are a few clubs in this area, however by far and away Guvnor, “Play Club” and “Club Silk” are the top three. I believe all three Expat owned as well. Keep in mind you will pay more in these clubs; however, you will see more a blend of higher quality Ugandan women (meaning educated or better paying jobs) and a few mid-level women. These clubs are more about flash and as close to a Vegas vibe you will experience in Uganda. You will get to see lots of flesh at these clubs as the women come dressed to get all eyes on them. Almost forgot…. while in the Industrial area, if you haven’t been, make sure you also hit “Ange Noir” and its sibling “Ange Mystique” in Kampala (same location). Go Wednesday evening as it is “Ladies Night” and they enter free. This is a three-floor club with Mystique being a Members Only section. Also bear in mind that the ladies at these clubs are not as impressed by Expats buying them drinks, so will need to bring your best game. Also, you will see many women who look like high-fashion models – tall, elegant and dressed showcasing perfect curves. DO NOT be afraid to approach them, it can be daunting, it was for me. However, these stunning women are also on the menu for an Expat who has confidence and game. Many of the ladies here just enjoy putting on something sexy, dancing for the evening, meeting an interesting blend of people. Worth the visit? You bet. TwinTurbo, remember, these clubs are a barometer, not a final destination. When you are in these districts you will come across many other interesting clubs you will want to give a test-drive.

Kabalagala and Kansanga is where you are going to get laid and when you feel like staying out late. These are the locals who do not feel as comfortable in Ntinda or the Industrial Area. Think of Kabalagala and Kansanga as the Sin City of Uganda. Although I enjoyed myself in Ntinda and the Industrial Area, when I visited Kabalagala and Kansanga it was “Game-On”. Muyenga Road is where most all the clubs are in Kabalagala. Word of advice, Muyenga Road is narrow and hard to navigate if you are driving, so strongly suggest Uber or taxi.

When in Kabalagala, visit the “Capital Club” first. The reason Capital Club is a good place to start, it is owned by an Expat and safe (well, male that safer) – a good place to loosen-up for the evening. Capital Club is actually 5-bars within a bar (you’ll see). Be prepared for loud music and elbow-to-elbow hot, curvy women. You will not be disappointed. Keep in mind, this is a meat-market, so there will be other sharks in the tank not afraid to walk on the wild-side. If you are not into dancing, they have pool tables to take a break from the action. As soon as you get the Capital experience, head over to “De Posh” on Muyenga road immediately following. De Posh is open 24 hours (never closes), however give it its respect and go at a prime hour as the hottest women I saw the whole time in Uganda were in this club. These are also two heavyweights for the Kabalagala district. While in Kabalagala also ensure you visit the “Punchline” on Ggaba Road. You get bang for the buck here. I noticed that the women at Punchline tended to be a younger crowd, low to mid-twenties, however did not disappoint. In Kasanga again, make sure you visit “Al’s Bar”, “Half London” and “Hunters Club”. Happy hunting turbo!

Hey KillArmy:

Will do my best to answer your questions below


Q1: I have the prejudice about most of black africa that you get really easily harassed by a lot of people (demanding you money etc.) just because you are white. Not true?

A1: Not true. Africa is a continent and were you asking me about being at the Likki Market in Lagos, Nigeria, I would be asking you if you fell on your head? However, Africa is comprised of many countries, possessing much the same culture, varies country to country. The people of Kampala, Uganda are far and away the warmest and most welcoming I have found. There has to be a reason that Kenyan men cross the border to find a Ugandan woman to wed. Will you be approached by a begger while here? Perhaps, however nothing to the level which it appears you are suggesting. There are far worse places in the USA (i.e., French Quarter, New Orleans, etc.) for pan-handlers. And to answer your question, you will find no accord of dislike for white people from the Ugandan people. Far more likely to be greeted warmly and with a smile.


Q2: How reliable is the internet?

A2: Yes, just make sure you stay in a Western quality Hotel. Most all the descent hotels have reliable Wi-Fi in Kampala. If you are staying at the Kampala Serena for example the internet will be free (free that is if you do not include the $300/night hotel cost); and may be a small fee in lesser quality hotels. Purchase a local SIM card with data for your phone or tablet when you arrive. You can do this right at the airport in Entebbe when you arrive.


Q3: understand the best area would be around the Acacia Mall. There are condos around there - same style than in Asia/S-A with gyms/swimming pool?

A3: Not sure what you are asking me, however believe you are inquiring about the quality of Hotels? If you are searching for the safest area to stay, yes, the Acacia Mall area is nice. If you are unconcerned with price, I would recommend the following Hotels: Kampala Serena Hotel; Elizabeth Royal Hotel; Kololo Courts Hotel and the Sheraton Kampala. If you want the whole African vibe, stay at the Kampala Serena. There are also Condos for rent, however will need to check with local property management businesses as they will handle the details in this matter.


Q4: How good is the food - is it cheap if you want some more Occidental food (italian, mexican, etc.)?
A4: The food is to die for, and affordable. Allow me to mention that I am not a finicky eater. I live in a California, USA and have some of the finest restaurants in the world near my home. My point is that I am uninterested in traveling 8,000 miles to eat “imitation Italian”. Now that being said ? The food is amazing. If you do not have a sensitive palate, try some of the local dishes. I personally recommend luwombo a traditional dish (steamed beef/chicken w/vegetables, potatoes, carrots, wrapped in banana leaves). My favorite roadside food was far and away Muchomo (chicken gizzards or pork kabobs). You can even find Muchomo in the nicer restaurants of Kampala. For breakfast try Katogo (Ugandans swear by it as a hangover remedy). Basically a mix of fried plantains w/soup, beef, (chicken and goat also work) beans, w/vegetables. Once I ried Katogo, I ate it for breakfast my last three days in Kampala. Now, to the crux of your question; regarding international cuisine? Yes, of course, you will not only find French, Italian, Mexican cuisine in local restaurants, however, Hotel restaurants as well.


Q5: Last but not least... not super very much into huge bootys - appreciate much more the skinny type with as big as possible boobs. There are some there ? Some of the booties I have seen reading the topic are just ''too much'' for my tastes.
A5: There is every shape and size. Bear in mind that Ugandan women are known for exaggerated curves and tone. If you are looking for a slight, Asian shape, this is not the place. These womens bodies are strong, shapely and powerful with tapered waists (hardly any body fat). I joked in an earlier post, if you are hoping your future son to one day become a sports star (football, baseball, etc.), this is the place. Bear in mind that not all bodies are created alike. There are many Ugandan ladies with more traditional shapes as well. If you look at three of the photos I posted recently of the three ladies, they are all well-formed as they say in Africa. To be clear, physically, Ugandan women on average tend to have a more athletic look to them. They have good muscle-tone, strong and serious curves with a small waist. On average they are more filled out in the boobs, hips and thighs than your garden-variety white woman. I actually asked a Ugandan woman when there, why Ugandan women have such killer curves, and many white women do not? Just curious what her answer would be? She smiled and said Ugandan women continued to develop physically while white women seem to stop at puberty. She was kidding of course. Hope this answers your questions.

Ange noir and Ange mistique are they still running? Sources told me they are closed for YEARS?

And about the expenses for dating these Ugandan women? Some say it's for free, some say only some taxi money 40 or 50 000 UGX, and others paying 300 000 UGX for a girl....

Some clarification would be appreciated....

Absolutely amazing answers Captain_, thank you, very much appreciated.

All in all, can you do good if you have a 1500/2000 USD maximum budget for everything? I have seen some not too pricey Airbnbs, seems fine, but they don't seem to be in condos, I wonder if security would be 100% fine.

I never considered Africa (apart from Cape Town) but you are definitely changing my mind on the subject. Thanks.

Safety wise - you have nothing to worry about man. From all my african travels, I would say Uganda is the safest place. Make sure the airbnb is well located though- ideally you want to be walking distance from Acacia Mall. Otherwise you will end up taking boda bodas (motorbike taxis) often which I try to avoid because I've already seen a few accidents happen in front of me (if you do make sure you used SafeBoda to order them, at least they will have a helmet for you)

Avoid walking around alone at night and be aware of your surroundings and you will be fine.

Quote: (11-23-2018 09:42 AM)Killarmy Wrote:  

Absolutely amazing answers Captain_, thank you, very much appreciated.

All in all, can you do good if you have a 1500/2000 USD maximum budget for everything? I have seen some not too pricey Airbnbs, seems fine, but they don't seem to be in condos, I wonder if security would be 100% fine.

I never considered Africa (apart from Cape Town) but you are definitely changing my mind on the subject. Thanks.

Ange Noir/Ange Mystique have combined with Guvnor. They are owned by the same people. There was a remodel a few years back where a decision was made to combine them. Bought an Ange Mystique tee-shirt while there.

Regarding “pocket-friendly” price, if you do not mind going native, you can find lodging for $12/day. However, for $20-$23 you can find a descent room at the Aponye Hotel and Ravens Hotel. You will get what you pay for and may have to go to the dinning room for Wi-Fi. I would personally recommend saving a wee bit more and staying at place like Sapphire Hotel or Nexus Resorts Hotel. They are always having deep discounts which will get you down to the $35 range. It will also give you a safer and more commercial feel, to include getter amenities (Wi-Fi). Were I going to stay in excess of one week, I would try to negotiate a $30/night stay at one of these two hotels. If budget is a concern (not surprising after an 8,000 mile plane ride), do not hesitate to negotiate the price of your room, if staying in excess of one week and a lower-end hotel.

As stated above, unless with a group, you will be using a boda as a means of transportation (you say “no” now, but will turn to a “yes” once there). Use Taxify Boda, more economical than SafeBoda.

A couple more random photos of Kampala’s ladies which has me wanting to buy another plane ticket. The last photo (girl carrying friend) was taken outside by my Hotel pool. I was trying to hit on the girl with the green dress, however her friend (silver dress) interfering with my game, saying they had a prior commitment and had to go. The girl in green wanted to stay. Silver dress then picked her up and started walking away. I was amazed how easily she was able to do this, and told her I had to take a photo of this as no one would believe it. About five other guys jumped up and took a photo as well. African women are just core-strong. Maybe it was just me, but this turned me on and had the Little Captain standing at attention.

Twin Turbo, still in Uganda or back to ground zero? How was your time and do you have an update? Would love to hear your account - the good, bad and the in-between. A member asked me if I have anymore photos of hot, curvy Ugandan women. I am finding photos are a big deal here so please see attached.

Still here Captain, things have been pretty great out here in sunny UG.
And that's funny story about the girl carrying your chick away in her arms haha.

Went to Jinja for a weekend to be in nature by the source of the Nile and that was fun, also went out there and while there was plenty of hot girls, the one I ended up deciding on for the night turned out to be a semi pro - so I had to last minute eject the situation because I am not about that shit.

Good stuff first - Back in Kampala business as usual, I work full time but even then I'm exhausted of going out on dates. some of them tend to be more "good girls" that need 2-3 dates to seal the deal but also more than half of them have been first night lays. I've gotten quite picky now and only bother to meet up after heavier whatsapp screening and a voice call to check if they will be good company or not.

I have a good rotation of 3 sexy girls now that I really enjoy spending time with in and out of bed though, so I am not even looking at tinder or gaming too hard anymore.

The less good parts - A lot of Ugandan women expect whoever they're dating or seeing at the time to give them straight cash for "upkeep". Transport cash I always give and usually more than they need, but when they start asking for straight cash favors here and there I have to drop them immediately. This happened recently wit a very hot girl I met IRL at a party, after a few great dates and amazing sex she texts me out of the blue something like "hey I will need 100k shillings for a thing tomorrow, thanks". Other girls have tried similar things usually asking "money for rent", "money for their hair" etc.

But of course financial trouble won't make them look for a job harder, instead they just look for a provider man harder.
By the way I'm 30 and look younger and never try to act "provider" or wealthy at all, this is definitely a cultural normal thing here, confirmed to me by both men and women.
Either way, I am not here to be their provider so those girls have been dropped. A few drinks, a good dick down and some morning-after KFC for brunch is all they're getting from me.

Great thread and info guys. One of the reasons I decided to go to Uganda.

My trip:
15 - 21 dec: travelling and exploring lake bunyonyi (found a girl on tinder who wants to join me)
22 - 26 dec: kampala: wanna go out there, but also maybe a 2 day trip to Mt Elgon OR Jinji
26 - 28: nairobi. just stay in the city.

On tinder it seems that the girls in Nairobi are a lot hotter then in Uganda. Probably most likely due to a bit more of a western fashion style, and make-up look.

If anyone is still around, Twin Turbo, Captain, and wanna go out or explore. lemme know :-)

Great thread and yes, Africa (except for South Africa and some parts in Northern Africa) is the last continent not being overrun by tourists. I always found the idea of traveling from Europe all the way to Angola by car intriguing. Just seeing the the landscape change and get more tropical as you're getting closer towards the equator in slow motion sounds like a truly unique experience. And how many people can tell you that they've done an intercontinental road trip?

Regarding African women it seems like an issue for some non-African men. Although some of the ladies in the thread are definitely pleasant on the eye I just can't see myself being attracted to a black woman. From a couple of conversations with close friends this issue seems to be rather common. White, Asian and Hispanic chicks are all fine and managable. But somehow I can't bring myself to actually be intimate with a black girl. If you're able to jump over that fence and are actually attracted to black women then you just might have won the lottery.

Great update TwinTurbo:

Thanks for sharing. I can feel the energy as I know exactly where you have been. Have you ventured down “Kabalagala” way yet? You will find more pros there lurking about, but they also tend to show off those revealed Ugandan curves much more in that area as well. The weather should be perfect during the evenings this time of year, so sure to see lots of exposed African flesh.

Everyone should see the source of the Nile when in Jinja. Did you take a photo by the blue sign on the cement slab in the water? Jinja is a crocodile free-zone so see people enjoying the water while there. I have never experienced Jinja for nightlife. If I remember, it is about an hour drive from Kampala. I did speak with people who told me about a club called “Bourbon” that can be lively and friendly. You made the right call not going with the “semi-pro”. I have said many a time, no reason for that; however, can get tempting after a few Cosmo’s. I do know the feeling - was in a similar situation meeting a pro in a small dive in Kabalagala, who was wearing my version of the Holy Grail of bodies. Thankfully, my bros ushered me out before the contents of my wallet and I were parted.

You have been in Kampala longer than I was during my visit. The advice I received before visiting, was to create the visage I was searching for a wife. I know it seems underhanded, but did not go overboard with the charade. Ugandan women believe their largest accomplishment is marriage to a man who can provide for his family. This worked like magic, as I was billed as the American searching for a LTR. You are spot-on in your assessment; higher quality Ugandan ladies will not hop immediately in the sack, however, after a couple of times of greasing the wheels, simply mindboggling. That is not to say it cannot happen, simply depends on how quickly they warm up to you. The method I used was quickly joining AfricanIntroductions.com to make the initial contact, then become Facebook friends to continue communication. I like WhatsApp, however, was skeptical about giving out my phone#. I did not spend time with any particular girl long enough to feel comfortable asking me for money. I rented a vehicle from the airport when in Entebbe, so transportation was not an issue with me.

You have the right attitude TwinTurbo. You are there for the Club Bed experience and not forever after. As long as you maintain that demeanor, you will have wet and wild adventures while in Kampala! When you return home, you will see your time there from different eyes, so my advice, sleep only as needed and the remainder of the time – good hunting! Tossing in another photo of a Ugandan woman.

Great update TwinTurbo:

Thanks for sharing. I can feel the energy as I know exactly where you have been. Have you ventured down “Kabalagala” way yet? You will find more pros there lurking about, but they also tend to show off those revealed Ugandan curves much more in that area as well. The weather should be perfect during the evenings this time of year, so sure to see lots of exposed African flesh.

Everyone should see the source of the Nile when in Jinja. Did you take a photo by the blue sign on the cement slab in the water? Jinja is a crocodile free-zone so see people enjoying the water while there. I have never experienced Jinja for nightlife. If I remember, it is about an hour drive from Kampala. I did speak with people who told me about a club called “Bourbon” that can be lively and friendly. You made the right call not going with the “semi-pro”. I have said many a time, no reason for that; however, can get tempting after a few Cosmo’s. I do know the feeling - was in a similar situation meeting a pro in a small dive in Kabalagala, who was wearing my version of the Holy Grail of bodies. Thankfully, my bros ushered me out before the contents of my wallet and I were parted.

You have been in Kampala longer than I was during my visit. The advice I received before visiting, was to create the visage I was searching for a wife. I know it seems underhanded, but did not go overboard with the charade. Ugandan women believe their largest accomplishment is marriage to a man who can provide for his family. This worked like magic, as I was billed as the American searching for a LTR. You are spot-on in your assessment; higher quality Ugandan ladies will not hop immediately in the sack, however, after a couple of times of greasing the wheels, simply mindboggling. That is not to say it cannot happen, simply depends on how quickly they warm up to you. The method I used was quickly joining AfricanIntroductions.com to make the initial contact, then become Facebook friends to continue communication. I like WhatsApp, however, was skeptical about giving out my phone#. I did not spend time with any particular girl long enough to feel comfortable asking me for money. I rented a vehicle from the airport when in Entebbe, so transportation was not an issue with me.

You have the right attitude TwinTurbo. You are there for the Club Bed experience and not forever after. As long as you maintain that demeanor, you will have wet and wild adventures while in Kampala! When you return home, you will see your time there from different yeses, so my advice, sleep only as needed and the remainder of the time – good hunting! Tossing in another photo of a Ugandan woman.

@vbezemer: I have also been to Nairobi, Kenya for different reasons than Uganda. Do not misunderstand me, the women of Kenya are amazing. I agree - they tend to be more educated, career-driven and in tune with western fashion and ideology than Ugandan women from what I observed. Kenyan women also seem to be more mixed overall with European blood, as they are lighter skinned than Ugandans. Kenyan women although pleasant and inviting, do not share the same warmth and acceptance as do Ugandan women. If you are hitting on a higher-level Kenyan woman, she will want you to put out $$$, because she can and used to it. In Africa, Kenyan women are referred to as the “Scandinavians of Africa”. These women are doable; however, you will have to put in much more effort and buy a lot of dinners before performing the mattress-dance. Kenyan women tend to be somewhat more slender and refined overall than Ugandan women. Keep in mind, this may also not necessarily be the case – a Kenyan woman is more aloof and cooler which gives them this appeal. My position is, who wants to work that hard – head to Kampala?

@Adolf Hipster: Thank you for your felicitous comments – much appreciated. You are not the Lone Ranger in not possessing a visual affinity to African women. I was like you – much more of a Scandinavian, East European kind of a guy. Allow me to say African women are an acquired taste; and once that taste is acquired, the aforementioned are not as appealing anymore. Scandinavian’s in particular do not bat an eye when they see an American. I have read other posts which tell of Norwegian women’s lust for American men; simply not true. Maybe back as early as the early 1960’s this may have had some truth to it; however, there has been a continued emasculation and minimalization of the white male in the USA which has resulted in his lower status throughout the world. I believe Roosh would understand exactly what I am referring to. Not to get off topic, back in 1997-98, American men were like Royalty when visiting Kiev, Odessa and Lviv in the Ukraine. Runway model worthy women would trip over one another to gain your attention in a nightclub. Ukrainian/Russian men would sit and stew pissed off as they would watch these Supermen from the West attract their women like a moth to the flame. Boris would not make a move however, as it was known throughout the world Americans were not to be trifled with, and had a prominent world standing. This was not to last - slowly, Kiev was the first to topple, followed by Odessa, Lviv and now anywhere in Ukraine. In short, American men no longer impress Ukrainian women unless you are a combination of good-looking and have some notable bank. Of course, we all know those two traits (looks and $$$) works anywhere on the planet. It has been decades since American men have had any special appeal to women from Scandinavia, or Western and parts of Northern Europe (just keeping it real).

Coming from a guy who loves all women (me), I can tell you that African women offer advantages that white women do not. First of all, it is invigorating knowing that there remains a place on earth where the women still value family and societal order. The women are warm, welcoming and fun! Many of the women are very beautiful. Ugandan women still believe that being “obedient” and respecting her husband is important. When I first returned to the States, the first thing I noticed, was many white, American women are overweight, lack muscle tone (soft), unkept, and angry. In contrast, Ugandan women were friendly, welcoming, strong bodies. Even the overweight Ugandan women (Turbo will know what I mean), still have a prominent muscle tone and shape to them. I posted a photo earlier in this thread which shows a Ugandan lady who could lose a few pounds (huge butt), however she still has a small waist, solid and strong body. Boobs are another thing. Ugandan women have much, much more attractive, larger boobs than white women (no comparison). On average, they are generally at least 2-3 sizes larger and stand solid and proud. Generally, when you see a white woman with larger than a DD/DDD size, she is a fatty or had an enhancement job. Additionally, she is sagging and do not want to see her with her bra off. A Ugandan woman sporting DD/DDD boobs will be large, fleshy and solid. You will just want to set-back and take a moment to marvel. Overall, I found many Ugandan women to be uber-curvy and have strong bodies. I can also tell the difference when the lights go out. Sex with a Ugandan woman is a pleasure. Their bodies are powerful and built for speed – more importantly, their primary goal is that YOU are pleased by them. At the evenings end, my only concern was whether my heart would give out, it was pumping so hard.

I love your idea about traveling from Europe to Angola. That would be a journey of the soul and hope you embark upon it. These are the kinds of sojourns and interactions with peoples outside the rim of our comfort zones which mold our character and shape us into “who” we later become. Should none of us leave unfulfilled bucket lists when we depart this earth.

Arrived in Entebbe friday night. Checked into my hotel there. Met up with a tinder match that morning and we drove to Kampala by taxi.

I stayed in Namayiba Park Hotel. The area was awful, but it turns out most of Kampala looks like that.
The girl needed to show her ID and sign in to join me. NO questions asked tho.

We did some shopping. In my hotel room, kissed a little but couldnt push it further with her. Told her we'd meet again later the week..

Matched with a girl on Tinder, and she was ery forward in wanting to hook up (fyi: no pay). She was a 6. Big ass which I like.
We met at the hotel. She needed to sign in. She gave me a massage, and we got it going. Went for food later and that was it. Told her we'd meet tomorrow again. lolz

Was so tired but couldnt sleep cause of the noise. Decided to go to Bubbles. THe quality wasnt that great.
A girl started grinding me so hard. Damn. Unfortunately she was very thin. Not my type. rated 4.

Saw the girl from the hotel there again. Didnt recognize her. Weird convo. Excused myself.
Started talking to girl at the bar. Kissed her after 2 min. She was very pretty. Slim (bit of a gut tho), but a great ass, and wearing a fine dress. And long, straight hair (finally!). We made out for 1.5 and we went to my hotel.
Check in again (lol) and smashed her.

THat was my first day. Had to get sleep on sunday, got an airbnb in Kololo. And monday did a city tour.
My cash was stolen in my airbnb last night. Owner refunded me, prolly the security duded who did it. Very unfortunate cause the condo is great.

Gonna move to a cheap place now, and go to Jinji tomorrow for 2 days.

so far:
I don;t like Kampala at all. It's my first time in Africa, but too much chaos for me.
Girls dont dress well. Didnt see that much quality, or on the level of Turbo's pics so far.
Prolly better in the clubs. I did like how easy it went in Bubbles. But saw a lot of older white dudes, with young black girls. Makes me feel "ugly" if you know what I mean.

Captain: is tick hotel quiet? seems like a busy area, but still good for decent sleep - during the day and night?

Is guvnor ok to go there solo? Being the only white guy always feels a bit strange.