Quote: (11-17-2018 11:16 AM)Shemp Wrote:
>>Only an American would have a wallet hanging in his pants, they are the most paranoid and fearful tourists of them all. You do NOT carry your passport around in Ukraine, because losing it is one of the worst things that can happen to you. If a cop should ask for your passport, tell them it's at home and they can come and look.
Not only is wallet hanging down the pants secure, it is also comfortable. What do you do when in transit and carrying all your possessions? I do same as ever: passport in the hidden wallet. Also, Americans can have a book as well as card passport. You can leave one at home. Getting a new passport in Kyiv is not that difficult for Americans. Embassy is right there.
>>It's not that difficult to comprehend, alcohol lowers ambitions [inhibitions] and drinking it can result in a LOT OF FUN and it's a liquid leg opener.
Yeah, I remember people telling me that when I was young. I don't remember the LOTS OF FUN part very well. Do remember lots of hangovers and embarrassing incidents I wish I could forget as well as I've forgotten the LOTS OF FUN. As for the legs, it's not mine that need to ipen hence not me that needs to drink. What I need is for my dick to work properly and alcohol interferes with that.
>>I would not feed any girl I cared about Puzhata Hata, it's crap food.
Agreed about the food. Point is, if the girl is appalled by Puzhata Hata, she's probably not for me.
>>Sorry but I would rather wake up in the morning to a pretty face and not a 6, if you want 6's better stay in your own country.
What is a 6? To me, it's above average, which is precisely 5.5. I can't get an above average girl in her 20's or even 30's in my own country, and especially not one with a pleasant personality, slender, no tattoos or strange piercings, nicely dressed, etc.
Pickpockets target the weak, old ladies, older men. When a pickpocket looks at me he knows that if he doesn't get away with it i'm likely to pummel his head in, which is 100pc correct. I only move my wallet to my front pocket when I take the metro, apart from that always in my back pocket.
Yes you can get a replacement passport, but it's a major pain in the ass, I had mine stolen a while ago in Ukraine, and it took weeks to get a replacement as it had to be produced back in my own country and there was a backlog at the time. Never carry your passport around when you don't need to.
Perhaps you don't remember the lots of fun part, because you're not lots of fun
I'm guessing you are 50+, i'm in my forties but younger looking, I date girls only to a maximum of 25 in Ukraine ordinarily.
I generally like to hang around with ambitious guys in Ukraine, the ones who like to punch above their weight with women. None of us would say we're looking for a 6, regardless of how we look.
Pursuing beautiful women for me makes me better as a man, I work on self improvement; buying nice clothes, scouting good bars and restaurants where I can meet the right women, personal grooming, meeting like-minded friends and sharing our experiences. Ukrainian women's number 1 god is money, so I work hard to make sure I can give her what she's looking for.
Ukraine can be a sponge for the unambitious types, the ones who want to exist for the lowest price and shoot low with everything, each to their own and all that
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Take makeup off and most models aren't that far from average
Take makeup off an average girl and she isn't far from fugly