1. Hank Hill ass
2. Other man's kids
3. Cig smoker
4. Loud
5. Deep voice

1. Really fat
2. Hair on face, chest, abdomen or legs
3. Stupid drunk
4. Phone addiction
5. Gold-digging

Honorable mention: tatoos, flat ass, doesn't shake ass while walking, talks a lot about the Bible, doesn't suck dick, circumcised, passive in bed, loose pussy, doesn't know how to cook, wasteful, dramatic, attention whoring, poor spelling, obsessed with bullshit career, poor English, doesn't show up on time, doesn't respond to messages, drug use, talks too much during sex, pancake tits, checks your phone, comes over despite being on her period, sloppy dresser, too little or too much makeup, always posting pics with retarded filters... the list goes on and I'm suddenly realizing why I just don't get oneitis the way I used to anymore

1/ Kids from a previous relationship
2/ Shapeless figure (like a can of coca cola)
3/ Bad manners
4/ Recreational drug user
5/ Vain, self obsessed, regular selfie taker

Besides fat and feminist (those have been beaten to death):

1. Chews with her mouth open (repulsive as fuck)
2. Smoker
3. Prone to depression
4. Excessive/overly sharp sarcasm
5. Acts too much like a man

1) Armpit Stubble or armpit discoloration
2) Bad skin
3) Older than 30
4) Stretch marks
5) Bad teeth

Aloha!

1. Skin issues (can be face moles, bad acne or just a lot of pock marks.)
2. Big labia aka big loose pussy lips.
3. Pepperoni nipples
4. Awful smelling pussy
5. Mean spirited/petty minded.

This all assuming she's not a raging bitch and isn't fat/plump/curvy/full figured etc...

6. Not telling me she's on her period before she comes over/meeting up.
7. Piercing other than the ears. Tattoos of any kind.

1. Fat
2. Piercings, tattoos or tons of make-up
3. Likes to flake, doesn't respect men or people's time in general
4. Superficial, vain, shallow, selfish etc
5. Stiff, lacks sense of humor, politically correct with SJW tendencies

Smoking or bad breath are definitely a turn-off but if the girl is attractive and sweet I can deal with that. It's much easier to change a bad habit or a physical defect than to change someone's personality.

I HOPE THE FEMALE LURKERS ARE TAKING NOTES ON THIS SHIT. UNDERLINE AND BOLD WHICH SEEMS TO THE BE THE CONSENSUS #1, LADIES.

1. Fat- It's disgusting and lazy. Quit eating garbage and get your ass into the gym. Or just take a fucking walk around block every night. It's not difficult. Your failure to do this makes you repulsive. Only low quality men will fuck you. Not because they find you attractive, but because they are pathetic and cannot get a pretty girl with a nice body to have sex with them.

2. Nasty hands/feet- Clean your fingernails and toenails. You're a girl, look like one.

3. Phone addict- If her face is in her phone 24/7, that just tells you she needs the constant validation and has low self esteem.

4. Smoking- Makes you smell and will age you like a prune. It WILL happen to you. You will hit the wall at warp speed if you smoke. Not only does it run your skin, it gives you wrinkles and yellow teeth.

5. Owns more than 2 dogs/cats- Even that is pushing it. Find a nice man, and raise a family. Are you a woman or a fucking zoo keeper?

1. Sticks around outside of sex when she knows I'm not interested
2. Getting all up in my business when she knows I know better
3. Giving less than she gets (makes me leave immediately)
4. Dark eyes w/ pale skin (usually)
5. That stupid fucking messy bun on top of head w/ headband combo. Why did you even leave the house? You might as well admit you've given up on life you lazy bitch.

Avoiding beauty turn offs in this post - if she ain't hot then no point.

1. Annoying voice - specifically sounding much younger than she is and it being overly high pitched like it could cut through glass

2. Using filler words such as 'like', 'um', 'ja', 'so' etc. + starting any sort of sentence with 'yeah but'

3. Any kind of shitty table manners; eating with mouth open, talking while eating, not using utensils properly

4. Wearing gypsy pants or birkenstocks or liking psychedelic trance or mentioning tarot cards and any kinda shit like this

5. Not knowing when to keep her mouth shut (which should be 80% of the time) and boring people -> talking too much


Bonus fuck off points if I enter her living room and she has "Live, Love, Laugh" or any similar artwork like this. I also don't like women who have cats but I like cats. Women who have cats are usually annoying based off my experiences.

@LINUX, I truly 110% cosign the shitting one. I can't speak to you while passing a log through my nought.

@kinjutsu, I cosign pepperoni nipples, they just look used.

Quote: (07-22-2018 02:52 PM)Mess O. Wrote:  

Another one (I knew I'd forgotten one) - "sports team" chicks. I hate that. I think it's like when chicks post pix of themselves on the shooting range or skydiving, stuff that you'd typically view as masculine pursuits. Do any of these women realize that not a single guy in the history of anything finds this shit attractive?

I actually like girls that are active and enjoy sports. I love sports and I've dated girls who hate them and it makes general conversation and activity hard, like you have to negotiate to watch the game because they don't get it, much better to have a girl that watches it with you or at least understands. There is obviously a limit on this before it becomes unattractive but having your girl care about your team is great, imo.

Also being able to travel as a couple and go and play golf together would be an ideal result.

Quote: (07-22-2018 03:01 PM)pussy sniffer Wrote:  

7 - fake boobs. Many girls i had to turn down because of that

I forgot this one. I don't mind fucking a girl with them (never as good as the real thing) but I could never date someone who is so emotionally unstable as to need to do this (includes all surgery) and if a girl ever told me she wanted one it would be a pretty strong next.

I'm hip, but I suppose I should differentiate between women who are active and into sports - which, like yourself, I do find attractive - and these chicks who can be seen leaping and halloring, donned in caps and jerseys "with the guys", swearing allegiance to their teams. I just don't dig it.

1. When her bagel comes with cheese cream.
2. When the fat creates that vertical like in the middle of the belly.
3. When smells like vinegar or any other bad odor.
4. When she says " You know, I haven't gotten my paycheck yet so..."
5. And 5 minutes after #4 . "I know this expensive but good restaurant"...

Fat
Phone addict
Doesnt ask questions
Spent her whole life in one place
Afraid

Quote: (07-24-2018 01:44 AM)droughtmeat Wrote:  

Spent her whole life in one place

Weird.


"So, you from aound here?"


"Yes!,I've lived here my whole life. My family and community mean the world to me, I love it here."


"Ewww...Total deal breaker. NEXT!!"

Many had been said, I will just add some:

Has no interests, just waste her time
Party girl
No interest in any sport activities
Bad teeth
Ugly nails

If you'd count which things have been mentioned the most so far, you'd probably get a list that's close to my top 5 (fat, feminist, etc.) so I'll throw in some other ones (in no particular order):

- Commanding language. I find it fucking annoying when a girl texts or says things like "Let me know." or "Come with me." or something like that, and I make it a point not to comply. She might not even do it purposely, but bitch, I call the shots here and not you. Be a darling, and next time, at least say "Please let me know."

- Passive aggressiveness. Get out of here with that shit.

- Asking annoying questions all the time about day to day stuff and just the way I do things or carry myself, especially when the answer is obvious if she just fucking observes. Why do you eat eggs in the morning? Why do you wear this? What do you do when you're relaxing?

- Disturbing me during my morning routine. Bitch just leave me alone for 10 minutes, that's all I ask.

- Disturbing me while I'm taking a shit or taking a shower or anything that I need my privacy for. Leave me alone. The reverse applies too, girls who give too much details about their period or talk to me while THEY are taking a shit or washing their vagina after sex. Get out of my face and do your thing alone. We'll cuddle afterwards.

Quote: (07-24-2018 02:53 AM)Tex Cruise Wrote:  

Quote: (07-24-2018 01:44 AM)droughtmeat Wrote:  

Spent her whole life in one place

Weird.


"So, you from aound here?"


"Yes!,I've lived here my whole life. My family and community mean the world to me, I love it here."


"Ewww...Total deal breaker. NEXT!!"

Not sure why that's a negative ? Girls who travel a lot tend to have high notch counts. They're always looking for some exotic dick. I would definitely choose a girl who likes stability and family over adventure.

1. Fat
2. Short hair
3. Likes Justin Trudeau
4. Excessive piercings/tats
5. Poor money management.

In no particular order:

1.) Pubic hair. Shave it or at least keep it tightly trimmed. I am not down with the muff, love feeling that smooth peach, and I love eating pussy (I'm beta)

2.) No sense of humor. Can't stand when a girl is so easily offended and can't laugh at non-PC jokes. Why so serious?

3.) Politically charged. Nothing makes me softer than a girl who knows/cares about politics and furthermore, wants to talk to me about it. Even if we have similar political views; I don't care I don't want to talk about it with a woman.

4.) Substance problem. I don't care if a girl smokes butts, drinks, or does recreational drugs, but have a handle on it. Especially liquor - girls that get sloppy drunk annoy the hell out of me. The worst is when they get emotional and dramatic. Drives me through the roof.

5.) Glued to their phone. Put the fucking thing down.

1. Ratchet/Hood
2. Poor hygiene
3. Single Mom (unless husband died. Any woman with a baby daddy immediately disqualified)
4. Tattoos
5. Bitchy/Bad attitude

1. Fat, or obviously coasting on good genes with zero attempt at physical fitness which is leading to being overweight.
2. Loudmouth, arrogant, emulating obnoxious masculine behavior that would get guys punched in the face but since she's a woman is a sign of "strength."
3. Shitty tattoos. Or tattoos at all - I can't stand them.
4. Projection by broadcasting doing things she finds attractive in men expecting men to be attracted to as a result...power lifting, hardcore sports team following, getting crappy tattoos, "I only drink bourbon straight", prioritizing soulless careerism over self improvement or family.
5. "Dog mom". Late 20s / 30s women who put a bandaid on their emotional/hormonal maternal instinct bullet wound by mothering a perpetual "child". Most of them will kiss their dogs on the mouth but ewwww kids are grosssssssss. Most kids don't go fishing for tampons or 3 day old leftovers in the trash after licking their own buttholes. P.S. I love dogs.

1. Odors from any of her 3 major holes. I'm OCD about bad smells.

2. Fake nails. They look so cheap.

3. Bad legs. If the legs are sexy, the rest of the body will be fine. It's the canary in the coal mine.

4. Tattoos. I've had enough high-notch girls.

5. Uses profanity. Kills my boner.

Addendum: flat ass

Besides obesity... My list is all the things that women are attracted to in men, but think men are the same. We are not attracted to masculine energy! I hope girls read the list

1. Overly muscular. (Stop trying to look like a jacked dude! It's disgusting!)
2. Tattoos. (Especially the sleeve tattoos, instantly displays emotional lack of discipline. High notch count alert.)
3. Sarcastic, mean-spirited attitude. (No, negging men does not turn us on.)
4. Career obsessed "Miss. Independent". (Congrats on winning the rat race and dying lonely from a early heart attack.)
5. "Miss Wanderlust". (Yes, a man that travels may be appealing to women, but men don't travel to proclaim their wanderlust independence, flaunt it on social media, and seek validation from thirsty orbiters. High notch count alert.)

All these things may be attractive in men, but theses traits I find absolutely repulsive in women.