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Rossiyana Markovskaya, New Russian MOD Spokesperson
11-18-2017, 07:08 PM
Out with the epaulets, in with the dresses – the Russian Ministry of Defense has opted for an image overhaul by appointing a 26-year-old former journalist as a spokeswoman.
Rossiyana Markovskaya, unusually named after her homeland, has already taken social media by storm
So, from now on, this tall, skinny and busty brunette will tell you about how the Russian Army is kicking asses in Syria every day.
With God's help, I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
By way of deception, thou shalt game women.
Diaboli virtus in lumbar est -The Devil's virtue is in his loins.
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Rossiyana Markovskaya, New Russian MOD Spokesperson
11-18-2017, 07:13 PM
The Crimean prosecutie has serious competition!
If only you knew how bad things really are.
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Rossiyana Markovskaya, New Russian MOD Spokesperson
11-18-2017, 07:34 PM
White women!!!!
Delicious Tacos is the voice of my generation....
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Rossiyana Markovskaya, New Russian MOD Spokesperson
11-18-2017, 08:05 PM
Poklonskaya looks better.
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Rossiyana Markovskaya, New Russian MOD Spokesperson
11-18-2017, 08:16 PM
I.WANT.THIS.RUSSIAN.BITCH.
Delicious Tacos is the voice of my generation....
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Rossiyana Markovskaya, New Russian MOD Spokesperson
11-18-2017, 09:03 PM
Would Not Hire for military spokesperson. The military is supposed to give off a whiff of menace, not pussy.
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Rossiyana Markovskaya, New Russian MOD Spokesperson
11-18-2017, 09:23 PM
What do you guys rate this girl?
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Rossiyana Markovskaya, New Russian MOD Spokesperson
11-18-2017, 09:46 PM
WGHMH Would Give Her My Hui
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Rossiyana Markovskaya, New Russian MOD Spokesperson
11-18-2017, 09:53 PM
Quote: (11-18-2017 09:23 PM)PainPositive Wrote:
What do you guys rate this girl?
Face 7
Body 8 (slight deduction for fake boobs)
Overall 7.5
“Nothing is more useful than to look upon the world as it really is.”
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Rossiyana Markovskaya, New Russian MOD Spokesperson
11-18-2017, 11:47 PM
Born for anal debauchery. Honed for your pleasure.
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Rossiyana Markovskaya, New Russian MOD Spokesperson
11-19-2017, 01:03 AM
Fake tits subtract 0.5 tho.