Quote: (03-29-2010 11:12 PM)Heretic Wrote:
I am just assuming that the general population is going to accept my advances in English (as long as I at least attempt to speak their language a little bit)
I'm going to adjust your expectations a bit, so that you make the most out of your 1 week there.
Medellin girls that live in Poblado - forget 'em. They know you are a temporary passerby, and if your Spanish sucks, then you will immediately be labeled a sex tourist by local women. Unless you look like Brad Pitt, and have Brad Pitt money that you will be throwing around - your chances of banging anything higher than a 6 in Poblado are near zero.
Assuming that women will go for your English advances is a huge risk you are taking. It's actually the opposite; local slang, and Spanish banter they understand is what gets them in your bed fast! Because your Spanish is weak, you will have to put in 10x more effort than if you did speak Spanish. This means, dinners, movies - dancing...and putting up with her flakes and girlfriend approval ratings of you.
Forget about girls under 24 - these girls have a flake risk of 90%. Getting Numbers means nothing. They will give out numbers w/o even thinking twice of it and just flake on you afterward.
Medellin is FULL of American/Euro tourists, so you are not a novelty, and will have competition among other tourists. This means she has a surplus of gringos she can exploit to her advantage before and after you leave. Know this.
Ok, so now the good news. Your chances of consistent bangs and SNL are in the middle and lower class neighborhoods.
Instead of gaming women in Poblado amongst 100 other tourists doing the same thing, head down to "el centro" with someone who speaks fluent Spanish and game there!
Your chances of getting laid there increase exponentially!
TOP NEIGHBORHOODS FOR SNL GIRLS:
Middle Class neighborhoods:
Lauereles, Envigado, Sabeneta - These are safe for you to travel alone, and are a great alternative to Poblado.
Lower Class neighborhoods - ONLY GO DURING DAYLIGHT HOURS WITH ANOTHER WING!:
Centro,Robledo, Bello, Manrique, Boston
Any girl you meet at the aforementioned lower stratus barrios gives you a 90% chance of a SNL!!
Be careful, these are lower class neighborhoods, and as such you are at risk for a mugging if you stand out (and you will) - DO NOT GO THERE ALONE!!!!
Where to eat:
Walk down avenida Poblado, and you will find a casino called "Portafino" the best of the best in restaurants are here in this little plaza.
San Fernando Plaza has a cool Chinese and Italian Restaurant, and a Cafe Juan Valdez to sit and girl watch. Day game here is a MUST as Colombo English institute is there, and all girls want to practice their English with a native speaker. Care to teach a little English in exchange for ass?
Bars:
Parque Lleras - very safe, full of tourists and locals - great restaurants.
Younger crowds: Parque el poblado, right on avenida el poblado. Very young college crowd, but also a cockfest - so be aggressive and direct game will work best. Via las palmas. A club called La Kasa House, Circus and a few others here. Any taxi can take you. Try to close right there, or bounce to a new venue. Numbers mean nothing here - these girls flake 90% of the time.
Older crowds - Parque lleras has a mix of both
Enjoy Medellin. If you learn to work its system, you will find many gems to be had.
Mixx -