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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Epic Hamster Meltdown

http://www.nh1.com/news/documents-just-o...merrimack/

Documents: Just-'OK' spaghetti dinner sparked police standoff in Merrimack


MERRIMACK — A police standoff began in Merrimack after a boyfriend told his girlfriend that the spaghetti dinner she made was "OK," according to police paperwork.
READ: Police identify woman taken into custody after standoff in Merrimack

Police responded to Webster Green Condominium Complex for a domestic disturbance Saturday at about 2:35 p.m. Officers met with a resident of the complex who said that his girlfriend, Jodi Ecklund, was in the apartment and damaging property.

The boyfriend told police that Ecklund had made him a spaghetti dinner and asked him how it was. He replied with "OK," and said Ecklund then went "bipolar" on him.

Ecklund allegedly assaulted the boyfriend by punching him in the face, punching him in the arm and scratching his hand. He left the apartment and heard Ecklund lock the door, according to court documents.

Two firearms - a Glock 9mm and a M4 rifle - were in the apartment, the boyfriend told police.

Officers approached the apartment door and heard Ecklund screaming yelling, telling them to get the (expletive) out of there, court documents read. She then told police that she would kill them if they entered the apartment and would harm herself, confirming there were guns inside.

Ecklund began to barricade herself in the apartment. Officers said they attempted to gain access in, and while doing so Ecklund told them they could come in now that she had the safety off.

The report said she threw out property belonging to the boyfriend into the parking lot during the incident, police said. A speaker was also thrown out, damaging a window to a different residence.

Ecklund faces two counts of criminal mischief, two counts of criminal threatening and two counts of reckless conduct - all felonies. She also faces three misdemeanor counts of domestic violence.

She pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor charges.

She was placed on $25,000 cash bail, which could be converted to personal recognizance if accepted into the Hampstead Hospital for inpatient mental health and substance abuse treatment or a similar program that consists of a minimum of 28-days. The bail would revert back to cash once Ecklund was discharged or completed the program.

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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Definitely a Hillary supporter.
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Why would someone date someone that is bi polar?
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Quote: (02-09-2017 04:31 PM)EvanWilson Wrote:  

Why would someone date someone that is bi polar?

Because bipolar girls fuck like daddy never loved them.
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Quote: (02-09-2017 04:50 PM)Shrodax Wrote:  

Quote: (02-09-2017 04:31 PM)EvanWilson Wrote:  

Why would someone date someone that is bi polar?

Because bipolar girls fuck like daddy never loved them.

TRUUUUUU
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Quote: (02-09-2017 04:31 PM)EvanWilson Wrote:  

Why would someone date someone that is bi polar?

Why would someone date someone who makes mediocre spaghetti?
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

That's some Grade-A fat NH whitetrash there. She looks strung out and lifeless. Typical psycho bitch shit. No pussy pass here.
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

I hate when bitches want to cook me dinner and all they_do is get some Ragu and noodles and act like they are my hero.

Now if this was from-scratch pasta and fine sauce, I sympathize with the woman.

Aloha!
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Quote: (02-09-2017 04:50 PM)Shrodax Wrote:  

Quote: (02-09-2017 04:31 PM)EvanWilson Wrote:  

Why would someone date someone that is bi polar?

Because bipolar girls fuck like daddy never loved them.

Yeah, probablyyyy not that fat bitch in the mugshot.
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Guys who date bipolar girls are usually fucked up in their head in some way as well. Like my former drama queen friend.
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Damn if I barricaded an apartment after the police confirmed I had weapons... I wouldn't I can't think of a good reason for doing this beyond an apocalyptic scenario... I'd know I was gonna die that night, and that is what would end up happening.

She does all this shit over dude not getting on his knees over some food and she gets to chill in a psych ward for a month? GTFO
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Her boyfriend should have given her a break. Her specialty is obviously store-bought fried chicken and zebra cakes, not spaghetti. Gotta give her an A for effort.
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Quote: (02-09-2017 06:05 PM)Serious Sam Wrote:  

Her boyfriend should have given her a break. Her specialty is obviously store-bought fried chicken and zebra cakes, not spaghetti. Gotta give her an A for effort.

I had to look those up:
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They look good, do they taste good?

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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

WNB

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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Quote: (02-09-2017 08:16 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  

I had to look those up:
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They look good, do they taste good?

We should ask forum member Zebra_Cakes

And Little Debbie has an entire Zebra Collection
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

I love this forum.

No homo.

The public will judge a man by what he lifts, but those close to him will judge him by what he carries.
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

I honestly feel very little to no remorse for guys like this. So desperate for sex that they stick around with a crazy woman. You can bet that she showed all kinds of warning signs that he ignored. Men are often so sex-driven that we ignore our gut instinct that a chick is bad news. This woman is crazy for cocopuffs!

Oh, and the last thing she needs to be cooking is noodles. She has noodles arms from too many carbs already.

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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

At least she was concerned with his approval.

Epic qualification level though.
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

WNB

Don't let a woman get your guns. Thats not gunna end well.
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Quote: (02-09-2017 04:19 PM)DamienCasanova Wrote:  

Epic Hamster Meltdown...

...if accepted into the Hampstead Hospital

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if accepted into the Hamster Hospital

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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Hey Broad,

How you gon cook crack
When you fuck up a damn spag?

Hate.
Your Ex.
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Funniest thing: he's probably with her even after all this.
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

She should have cooked him an LCHF (low carb) meal. Would have avoided the "ok" spaghetti BiPolar melt down and she would lose weight and have less violent mood swings.
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Quote: (02-09-2017 08:16 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  

Quote: (02-09-2017 06:05 PM)Serious Sam Wrote:  

Her boyfriend should have given her a break. Her specialty is obviously store-bought fried chicken and zebra cakes, not spaghetti. Gotta give her an A for effort.

I had to look those up:
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They look good, do they taste good?

Are you kidding me?!?!

Cosmic brownies, zebra cakes, whatever! Any Little Debbie products are amazing.

Buy 12 for like $3. Great road trip item.
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"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

Quote: (02-09-2017 08:32 PM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  

I honestly feel very little to no remorse for guys like this. So desperate for sex that they stick around with a crazy woman. You can bet that she showed all kinds of warning signs that he ignored. Men are often so sex-driven that we ignore our gut instinct that a chick is bad news. This woman is crazy for cocopuffs!

The fetal alcohol syndrome might have been the first red flag.

Unlike women, this man has never once left me hanging on the dinner situation.

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